Explain - Twilight and Jedward

superconor · 24-11-2009 01:57AM #1

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
Lots of my friends talk about them on Facebook and I have seen lots of people complaining about them here. What are they?
PS I moved out if Ireland in September.
PSS If I still lived there I probably wouldn't know, I don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers.

weeder · 24-11-2009 01:58AM

superconor wrote: »

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
What are they?
.

fags

robbie_998 · 24-11-2009 01:59AM

twilight is a guy who thinks he has talent

jedward are vampires or mutants of some kind !

Midnight_EG · 24-11-2009 01:59AM

They're all locked in the same closet, why don't you let them out, it's awful dark in there...

monkeyfudge · 24-11-2009 01:59AM

Funnily enough.... I too thought Jedward was something to do with Twilight at first...

MrStuffins · 24-11-2009 01:59AM

superconor wrote: »

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
Lots of my friends talk about them on Facebook and I have seen lots of people complaining about them here. What are they?
PS I moved out if Ireland in September.
PSS If I still lived there I probably wouldn't know, I don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers.

It's all explained here

SoupyNorman · 24-11-2009 01:59AM

omg, BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. KTHXBAI

we'llallhavetea_old · 24-11-2009 02:00AM

jedward - john and edward. twins, in the x factor comp. they were booted out yesterday.

twilight, stephanie meyer wrote four books, the twilight saga. they are made into films, second one is out now. its about vampires n sh!t.

superconor · 24-11-2009 02:01AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

jedward - john and edward. twins, in the x factor comp. they were booted out yesterday.

twilight, stephanie meyer wrote four books, the twilight saga. they are made into films, second one is out now. its about vampires n sh!t.

Thank you for a coherent answer. Vampires eh.

The_B_Man · 24-11-2009 02:01AM

first one is a vampire film, with the target audeince not being the usual blood and gore officianados but, for young girls with no boyband to take their fancy at the moment.

havent a clue about jedward. think its something to do with gingers.

we'llallhavetea_old · 24-11-2009 02:02AM

superconor wrote: »

Thank you for a coherent answer. Vampires eh.

extremely sexy vampires. well one anyway.

you're welcome.

jumpguy · 24-11-2009 02:03AM

superconor wrote: »

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
Lots of my friends talk about them on Facebook and I have seen lots of people complaining about them here. What are they?
PS I moved out if Ireland in September.
PSS If I still lived there I probably wouldn't know, I don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers.

He's uncontaminated!!!! Quick, run away!

Yakult · 24-11-2009 02:04AM

They are both shit. coincidence? Who knows.

KerranJast · 24-11-2009 02:05AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

twilight, stephanie meyer wrote four books, the twilight saga. they are made into films, second one is out now. its about vampires emos n sh!t.

Fixed. There's very little vampirical about the Twilight series.

mahamageehad · 24-11-2009 02:06AM

Jedward are a pair of evil 'oirish' twins spawned by Louis Walsh to make the people of Ireland look like talentless stupid annoying eejits with bad hair.

Jedward

Twilight is a series of books about human/vampire/werewolf love by Stephanie Meyer that has spawned a whole new generation of emo pre-adolescent teen who are obsessed with the main characters especially the hairy ugly lead guy. (Edward..?). 90% of people under 18 now believe that vampires, true love and werewolves exist.* There are 4 books, 2 of which have been made into movies already, one of which just hit the cinemas.

* I may have made this up.

Twilight

Now that you've been educated you may want to crawl back under your rock. It's saner there.

we'llallhavetea_old · 24-11-2009 02:10AM

KerranJast wrote: »

Fixed. There's very little vampirical about the Twilight series.

he has not got the obligitory jet black "side sweep"

that and he's A ROIDE!!!

Soul Cake Duck · 24-11-2009 02:11AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

extremely sexy vampires. well one anyway.

you're welcome.

Well now he is no Bill or Angel...

we'llallhavetea_old · 24-11-2009 02:12AM

you're worse than me!

bill is mine.... no touchy touchy

InKonspikuou2 · 24-11-2009 02:14AM

Why do ugly looking ****ers become gods in the eyes of women as soon as they get on tv. I mean i've a ginger mate like your man and i think he's still a virgin. Stick him on x factor or cornation street or whatever and his cock would fall off in a year.

Borneo Fnctn · 24-11-2009 02:15AM

That little pair of shithouses from the x factor probably aren't finished just yet. I have a feeling they'll be trying to eek out a showbiz career for the next year at least. It's the done thing for obnoxious cunts without an ounce of talent.

ejmaztec · 24-11-2009 02:15AM

Jedward is name of two lads who've been struck by lightning and Twilight is what D4 folks call a lavatory.

minidazzler · 24-11-2009 02:16AM

People love mediocrity. It makes them feel better about their **** lives!

we'llallhavetea_old · 24-11-2009 02:17AM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Why do ugly looking ****ers become gods in the eyes of women as soon as they get on tv. I mean i've a ginger mate like your man and i think he's still a virgin. Stick him on x factor or cornation street or whatever and his cock would fall off in a year.

i can help him with that
:pac:

Soul Cake Duck · 24-11-2009 02:30AM

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Why do ugly looking ****ers become gods in the eyes of women as soon as they get on tv. I mean i've a ginger mate like your man and i think he's still a virgin. Stick him on x factor or cornation street or whatever and his cock would fall off in a year.

Something about media potrail and conditioning...just go with it..or they'll find you....

Bonito · 24-11-2009 02:31AM

Anyone notice how alike jedward and robert whats-his-face are?

Kazuma · 24-11-2009 02:45AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

that and he's A ROIDE!!!

Jesus, for some reason his face there reminds me of Nicholson as the joker but with pink makeup instead of white

Takk · 24-11-2009 02:55AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

extremely sexy vampires. well one anyway

Alice!

Sharpshooter · 24-11-2009 03:07AM

They can't sing, they cant' dance.
They'll go a long way.

They are also the reason I didn't post in the thread in Reality TV too often.

Have any of you heard them in interviews since they were voted out?

Philip Scofield: " And what are you doing next". :pac:

One of the twins: " Well at the moment, we are doing "This Morning"

WTF!!!!

They need someone to guide them.

Has Louis deserted them?

24-11-2009 04:42AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

They can't sing, they cant' dance.
They'll go a long way.

?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wJR6Gq64U

hal9000 · 24-11-2009 08:41AM

so let me get this straight twilight is about some girl trying to get jiggy with a dead guy and a dog...ahem thats called necrophilia and beastility!

as for jedward I thinks its some kind of marketing campaign for a new reinforced rebar based hair product

Jesus Wept · 24-11-2009 08:52AM

Jedward are great and Twilight sounds like an awful bag of sh1te.
If there is anything else you need clarified, pm me.

Explain - Twilight and Jedward

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