Explain - Twilight and Jedward

superconor

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
Lots of my friends talk about them on Facebook and I have seen lots of people complaining about them here. What are they?
PS I moved out if Ireland in September.
PSS If I still lived there I probably wouldn't know, I don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers.

weeder

superconor wrote: »

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
What are they?
.

fags

robbie_998

twilight is a guy who thinks he has talent

jedward are vampires or mutants of some kind !

Midnight_EG

They're all locked in the same closet, why don't you let them out, it's awful dark in there...

monkeyfudge

Funnily enough.... I too thought Jedward was something to do with Twilight at first...

MrStuffins

superconor wrote: »

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
Lots of my friends talk about them on Facebook and I have seen lots of people complaining about them here. What are they?
PS I moved out if Ireland in September.
PSS If I still lived there I probably wouldn't know, I don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers.

It's all explained here

SoupyNorman

omg, BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. KTHXBAI

we'llallhavetea_old

jedward - john and edward. twins, in the x factor comp. they were booted out yesterday.

twilight, stephanie meyer wrote four books, the twilight saga. they are made into films, second one is out now. its about vampires n sh!t.

superconor

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

jedward - john and edward. twins, in the x factor comp. they were booted out yesterday.

twilight, stephanie meyer wrote four books, the twilight saga. they are made into films, second one is out now. its about vampires n sh!t.

Thank you for a coherent answer. Vampires eh.

The_B_Man

first one is a vampire film, with the target audeince not being the usual blood and gore officianados but, for young girls with no boyband to take their fancy at the moment.

havent a clue about jedward. think its something to do with gingers.

we'llallhavetea_old

superconor wrote: »

Thank you for a coherent answer. Vampires eh.

extremely sexy vampires. well one anyway.

you're welcome.

jumpguy

superconor wrote: »

Ok.
Someone please explain to me, simply and quickly, what is
Twilight, and what is Jedward.
Lots of my friends talk about them on Facebook and I have seen lots of people complaining about them here. What are they?
PS I moved out if Ireland in September.
PSS If I still lived there I probably wouldn't know, I don't watch TV, listen to the radio or read newspapers.

He's uncontaminated!!!! Quick, run away!

Yakult

They are both shit. coincidence? Who knows.

KerranJast

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

twilight, stephanie meyer wrote four books, the twilight saga. they are made into films, second one is out now. its about vampires emos n sh!t.

Fixed. There's very little vampirical about the Twilight series.

mahamageehad

Jedward are a pair of evil 'oirish' twins spawned by Louis Walsh to make the people of Ireland look like talentless stupid annoying eejits with bad hair.

Jedward

Twilight is a series of books about human/vampire/werewolf love by Stephanie Meyer that has spawned a whole new generation of emo pre-adolescent teen who are obsessed with the main characters especially the hairy ugly lead guy. (Edward..?). 90% of people under 18 now believe that vampires, true love and werewolves exist.* There are 4 books, 2 of which have been made into movies already, one of which just hit the cinemas.

* I may have made this up.

Twilight

Now that you've been educated you may want to crawl back under your rock. It's saner there.

we'llallhavetea_old

KerranJast wrote: »

Fixed. There's very little vampirical about the Twilight series.

he has not got the obligitory jet black "side sweep"


that and he's A ROIDE!!!

Soul Cake Duck

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

extremely sexy vampires. well one anyway.

you're welcome.

Well now he is no Bill or Angel...

we'llallhavetea_old

you're worse than me!

bill is mine.... no touchy touchy

InKonspikuou2

Why do ugly looking ****ers become gods in the eyes of women as soon as they get on tv. I mean i've a ginger mate like your man and i think he's still a virgin. Stick him on x factor or cornation street or whatever and his cock would fall off in a year.

Borneo Fnctn

That little pair of shithouses from the x factor probably aren't finished just yet. I have a feeling they'll be trying to eek out a showbiz career for the next year at least. It's the done thing for obnoxious cunts without an ounce of talent.

ejmaztec

Jedward is name of two lads who've been struck by lightning and Twilight is what D4 folks call a lavatory.

minidazzler

People love mediocrity. It makes them feel better about their **** lives!

we'llallhavetea_old

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Why do ugly looking ****ers become gods in the eyes of women as soon as they get on tv. I mean i've a ginger mate like your man and i think he's still a virgin. Stick him on x factor or cornation street or whatever and his cock would fall off in a year.

i can help him with that
:pac:

Soul Cake Duck

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Why do ugly looking ****ers become gods in the eyes of women as soon as they get on tv. I mean i've a ginger mate like your man and i think he's still a virgin. Stick him on x factor or cornation street or whatever and his cock would fall off in a year.

Something about media potrail and conditioning...just go with it..or they'll find you....

Bonito

Anyone notice how alike jedward and robert whats-his-face are?

Kazuma

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

that and he's A ROIDE!!!

Jesus, for some reason his face there reminds me of Nicholson as the joker but with pink makeup instead of white

Takk

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

extremely sexy vampires. well one anyway

Alice!

Sharpshooter

They can't sing, they cant' dance.
They'll go a long way.

They are also the reason I didn't post in the thread in Reality TV too often.

Have any of you heard them in interviews since they were voted out?

Philip Scofield: " And what are you doing next". :pac:

One of the twins: " Well at the moment, we are doing "This Morning"

WTF!!!!

They need someone to guide them.

Has Louis deserted them?

Sharpshooter

Sharpshooter wrote: »

They can't sing, they cant' dance.
They'll go a long way.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wJR6Gq64U

hal9000

so let me get this straight twilight is about some girl trying to get jiggy with a dead guy and a dog...ahem thats called necrophilia and beastility!

as for jedward I thinks its some kind of marketing campaign for a new reinforced rebar based hair product

Jesus Wept

Jedward are great and Twilight sounds like an awful bag of sh1te.
If there is anything else you need clarified, pm me.

davyjose

This Jedward bashing puzzles me. We're all labouring under the assumption that all the other people on this year's X factor are any good. They're not; they're all sh!t. The only difference is that at least jedward know it, and tried to entertain despite their limitations.

What about that little Geordie gimp? Jesus bawled.

Max Power1

The-Rigger wrote: »

Jedward are great and Twilight sound like an awful bag of sh1te.
If there is anything else you need clarified, pm me.

FTFY :pac:

phasers

Jedward are brilliant and Twilight is the biggest load of shit ever made

Jumpy

Jedward Twilight

Sluggy Pale X X
Dreeeeamy X X
High Hair X X
Look like women X X





edit: this would look better if boards wouldnt cut out my spaces.

Blazer

The_B_Man wrote: »

first one is a vampire film, with the target audeince not being the usual blood and gore officianados but, for young girls with no boyband to take their fancy at the moment.

havent a clue about jedward. think its something to do with gingers.

Hey :mad:
Us gingers have self-respect....even we wouldn't associate with those muppets..

Lux23

Jedward are amusing teenage boys who up until Sunday would prance about on TV in catsuits for our amusement. Like jesters if you will.

Twilight is very hot men sucking the blood of innocent young girls, seriously though I wouldn't bother seeing the second film only for the hotties. Jesus they are so good looking.

pickarooney

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

he has not got the obligitory jet black "side sweep"


that and he's A ROIDE!!!

Seriously? These are the guys everyone is going on about? They're a bit... girly, no?

General Zod

Robert Pattison's head looks like a foot.

Lux23

General Zod wrote: »

Robert Pattison's head looks like a foot.

Its a nice foot. To be honest I think he is the least good looking.

I like the black vampire and Dr Cullen the best.

Zombienosh

They're both shining examples of how humanity has sunk to new low.

weeder

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

we'llallhavetea_old

pickarooney wrote: »

Seriously? These are the guys everyone is going on about? They're a bit... girly, no?

the second link, yes.
not the first one, thats just some random emo boy. ugh!

Corkfeen

How did you manage to find a place that escaped the twilight craze? I've been trying to escape that for 12 months. :eek: