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  • #3782
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Amalgam told me via pm, every time he laughs a little bit of wee comes out. He has to wear adult nappies whenever he goes out.


  • #3783
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Oddly, niceirishfella asked me for PayPal details to pay me for the wee. Asked was I a Scatman. I'm not into Jazz much.


  • #3784
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    glam mama is really gary glitter in drag


  • #3785
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow enjoys internet access from prison.

    m78b97afbbab4fe36af4be1.jpg


  • #3786
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Amalgam enjoys a different access from prison


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  • #3787
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    joes girls wrote: »
    Amalgam enjoys a different access from prison

    rotflmao welldone jg's

    jgs an old time lag, loves doing her porridge specially when its her tirn with the candle


  • #3788
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Colrow has the biggest collection of headless donkeys in ireland!


  • #3789
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls has the biggest collection of donkey head porn in Ireland


  • #3790
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CDfm believed his mammy, when she told him porn would make him blind, and would never watch it now, in fear!!!


  • #3791
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls believed Colrow when he told her that Donkey porn on the internet would make her a fortune


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  • #3792
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    But CDfm would not know, cause he is afraid to look!!!


  • #3793
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls only requirement when booking a holiday is that it has a donkey sanctuary nearby for her to get holiday rides


  • #3794
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    CDfm was recently turned down when he asked a donkey out on a date...(can we move away from the donkey thing now, think it's running thin) :D
    ..edit..and no, please don't move onto sheep, goats and the like...


  • #3795
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ............has a worrying facination with ToiletDuck. His Family and Friends are concerned about this.


  • #3796
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    nif needs to develop a liking for toilet duck, if he is going to keep his toilet humour fresh and clean :p


  • #3797
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cicero interrupted nelson mandela's nobel peace prize speech, by putting a pineapple on his head!


  • #3798
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    when the video was replayed, it was found that JG did in fact handle the ball..but it didn't appear to worry the naked man in the video with her...:p


  • #3799
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cicero danced for joy when france won:)


  • #3800
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls couldnt give a Toilet Duck who won


  • #3801
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .....ate 27 slices of toast this morning.....by accident.


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  • #3802
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is not so nice until he has his fifth cup of espresso in the morning and until then he is a plain nasty country music transvestite ho


  • #3803
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm likes country music, he says it makes he feel butch.


  • #3804
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfellas real name is Butch and his dog is gay


  • #3805
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    What has my dogs homosexuality got to do with you CDFm? Ahhhhhhh, I know. You want to Bum my dog as CDfm is a K9 internet stalker of dog bumming. He's a DURTY DOG himself and is forever licking his own private parts.


  • #3806
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF puts his todger down a toilet-duck bottle daily, he loves the zing when his japseye hits the fluid, but still prefers used car-batteries for extra OOOOMPH...


  • #3807
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker has been applying for jobs recently and sending out CVs with a nudie pic of himself in the attachments


  • #3808
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Opened the 1936 olympics


  • #3809
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    taste in music is so far off the wall, he cant even hear it!!!


  • #3810
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is the spencer of Marks and Spencer.


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  • #3811
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Has one big hair big toe!!!


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