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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭WeWillBeReborn


    staker is Thierry Henry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    WibblyWobblyWonder has hit the shop fridges too early again next summer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker wrote: »
    WibblyWobblyWonder has hit the shop fridges too early again next summer

    :D LOL -a classic


    Staker spent the whole day in the bath pulling his Mickey and making Space Shuttle lift off noises.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    congrats to CDfm he got his 100 birthday letter from the president last week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    President Mary MCAleese posts under the name Joes Girls from her Phoenix Park Dacha. The Joe in Joes Girls stands for Joe Stalin.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Was around when the internet was in black and white.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Still puts on her her school uniform going to school to throw kisses at the sixth year boys even though she is a teacher herself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Loved history in school, always wanted to be a black and tan!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    As she is only 4ft tall Joes Girls found found part time work as an OOmpa Lumpa this Christmas in Willy Wonka because of her bright orange fake tan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...is a WANKER just like me as he's forever handling his balls.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Nif has to think of these things as they turn her on so much!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...is an umemployed unemployable lay about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is God's Gift to Joes Girls his posts turn her on soo much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm is still waiting in a disused office for the sack his former boss promised him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    i saw staker in the desert this morning, collecting camel dung to make a xmas pudding for cdfm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow was out in the desert trying to mount his camel but the camel wouldnt let him. The camel has got the hump.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm takes a piss in the shower and then has a **** to salute the flag! ......what a patriot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF always puts an extra drop of petrol up his rectum from the hose when done filling his car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    staker is actually an old man, trying
    to recapture his youth without having
    to deal with all them pesky kids in person!
    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .......is infact made of polyester........and therefore is a cheap man made fabic yoke.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    . . . is just a figment of everybodys imagination :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...plays the sultans of ping over and over and over and over all day long.............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Totally lost it when he saw cdfm wearing exactly the same cocktail dress at a reception held at Stakers coming out ball at MacDonalds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrows out of the waredrobe a long time now, a still smells of mothballs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    nicirishfella locked colrow in rhe wardrobe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nifs plucked his curly hairs and has knitted himself a posing pouch moddled on a thimble, ample room in there for a cat as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow will go down the shops today and buy over 30 crunchie bars because its Friday.......sucker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    niceirishfella cried the day Snickers changed to Marathon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Amalgam wrote: »
    niceirishfella cried the day Snickers changed to Marathon.


    Amalgan need a good BATE'IN for get this wrong.......Marathon bars changed to Snickers.....not the other way round..........Dingbat!:P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Amalgan need a good BATE'IN for get this wrong.......Marathon bars changed to Snickers.....not the other way round..........Dingbat!:P

    Hah :D

    Jif changes to Cif, never forget.


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