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Are you experienced?

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  • #62
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Excellent. I'll be over in 5 :pac:

    Is it ghey that I thought the same?


  • #63
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I've had 6 partners and the only one I regret is the first.


  • #64
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Is it ghey that I thought the same?

    Maybe just a smidgen!


  • #65
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Gah, damn it. I'm telling you, its a slippery slope.

    First you try pee'ing sitting down to see what the crack with that is, and the next, you'd balls deep in a man.

    Anyways, back OT, I'm in the 1-6 category, and its the lower end of that, but I'd class myself as experienced good in bed.


  • #66
    dyl10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    Where's the option: "1. I'm a one woman man"?


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  • #67
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    A number thats greater than 0, but less than eleventy million.

    Is it closer to the latter?


  • #68
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    i'm very experienced, in fact i've actually been to electric ladyland. it's very far away, and takes about a half a day to get there. if you travel by dragon fly.


  • #69
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dyl10 wrote: »
    Where's the option: "1. I'm a one woman man"?

    It's not there.


  • #70
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    I am a virgin still. I don't know how I feel about that really....


  • #71
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    I am a virgin still. I don't know how I feel about that really....

    Are you legal?


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  • #72
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    MrEko wrote: »
    It was stated before in another thread but your is possibly the most hotly anticipated first ride ever.

    I'll make sure I'm more than prepared for the Pics or GTFO comments when the time finally does come.
    Word on the street is that The Flutt is running a book on when it will happen. 12/1 says by New Years Day.
    1,000,000,000/1 says in 2042. Though I do have inside knowledge. (I know what I look like)


  • #73
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    I am a virgin still. I don't know how I feel about that really....

    that's ok, susan boyle is too, you're keeping good company.


  • #74
    cashel girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭cashel girl


    TheZohan wrote: »
    No we can't.
    But if you're too afraid to vote you can PM me the amount and I'll vote for you.


    thanks ur very kind :D


  • #75
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    Is it closer to the latter?

    I'm compiling a list as we speak Tom, get the coffee on vodka out. This could take a while.

    1997-2009.... right...


    Not that many, long termers tend to stifle your score a bit ;)


  • #76
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'll make sure I'm more than prepared for the Pics or GTFO comments when the time finally does come.


    1,000,000,000/1 says in 2042. Though I do have inside knowledge. (I know what I look like)

    Does this book have any rules in place about your first "roide" being consentual/being with a woman?

    Cos if not, I'm whacking some money on, and getting the first Ryanair flight over there! There can't be that many Tom's in Brummy, can there?


  • #77
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Are you legal?

    Illegal to you yeah :D


  • #78
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    Illegal to you yeah :D

    That's what they all say :(


  • #79
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I'm compiling a list as we speak Tom, get the coffee on vodka out. This could take a while.

    1997-2009.... right...


    Not that many, long termers tend to stifle your score a bit ;)

    1997? Start from the beginning Abi!

    D'you want another name to add to the list?


    /packs suitcase


  • #80
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Does this book have any rules in place about your first "roide" being consentual/being with a woman?

    Cos if not, I'm whacking some money on, and getting the first Ryanair flight over there! There can't be that many Tom's in Brummy, can there?

    Of course it doesn't have to be with a woman - that's greatly reducing my chances. But I'm permenantly consensual, don't worry.

    No, the I'm the only Tom in Brum.
    SarahChambers wrote: »
    Illegal to you yeah :D

    Perfect


  • #81
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Of course it doesn't have to be with a woman - that's greatly reducing my chances. But I'm permenantly consensual, don't worry.

    No, the I'm the only Tom in Brum.
    Hey Tom we will have to set up the first boards UK beers soon :D


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  • #82
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Of course it doesn't have to be with a woman.

    open for a bit of lex steele are ya tommy?


  • #83
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    brummytom wrote: »
    Of course it doesn't have to be with a woman - that's greatly reducing my chances. But I'm permenantly consensual, don't worry.

    No, the I'm the only Tom in Brum.

    Excellent, I'm on my way. I'm assuming the taxi driver will know the way to your house?


  • #84
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Vasco wrote: »
    I have had sex with around 80 women and about 30 prostitutes. .....( I'm aware prostitutes are women too)

    Yes but were yours :D


  • #85
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Latchy wrote: »
    Hey Tom we will have to set up the first boards UK beers soon :D
    Slightly disturbed you posted that in a thread about losing virginity.

    Very intruiged though :pac:

    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Excellent, I'm on my way. I'm assuming the taxi driver will know the way to your house?

    God yes. He won't pick us up any more


  • #86
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    My name is URL wrote: »
    That's what they all say :(

    haha lolz! :D


  • #87
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Stop flirting you bunch of virgins.


  • #88
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Ray Green Thumb wrote: »
    Stop flirting you bunch of virgins.

    Are you a parking ticket?


  • #89
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Slightly disturbed you posted that in a thread about losing virginity.

    Very intruiged though :pac:
    wonder do I get a second bite of the cherry chance ? :pac:


  • #90
    sunnyside
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭sunnyside


    Thaedydal wrote: »

    A person may have only had 3/5 partner and have a very wide ranging sex life and experience a wide range of activities and then you can have someone who's had sex with 18 girls but ever gone down on one, or has crappy sexoring skills as he's never had more then drunken rushed shaggs.

    It's usually the case that the person who's had 3/5 partners especially in relationships is much more experienced/skilled sexually. If you are having sex with the same person on a regular basis a far higher level of skill is required than having first-time sex with different partners all the time.


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  • #91
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ray Green Thumb wrote: »
    Stop flirting you bunch of virgins.

    Oh Ray Green Thumb, I love it when you give orders


    /giggles


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