Are you experienced?

stovelid · 18-11-2009 07:42PM

Caoimhín wrote: »

Your sister doesnt count.

I meant count, not dress-size.

Sofiztikated · 18-11-2009 07:46PM

Why is amount of experience linked to amount of sexual partners you've had?

Herself and her cousin were talking one day, about sex. Now her cousin would have had quite a few "roides." But she was thinking that her new partner was "too big."

Herself asked her, "Well what are you doing with foreplay?" Her Cousin looked at her like she had 2 heads. Foreplay to her was getting undressed!

Herself would have had one partner (me). Now who'd be the more experienced there?

LD 50 · 18-11-2009 07:47PM

I've only been with 4 or 5 women. But I wouldn't say I'm inexperienced.

wudangclan · 18-11-2009 07:48PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Why is amount of experience linked to amount of sexual partners you've had?

Herself and her cousin were talking one day, about sex. Now her cousin would have had quite a few "roides." But she was thinking that her new partner was "too big."

Herself asked her, "Well what are you doing with foreplay?" Her Cousin looked at her like she had 2 heads. Foreplay to her was getting undressed!

Herself would have had one partner (me). Now who'd be the more experienced there?

There's six apples left.

we'llallhavetea_old · 18-11-2009 07:48PM

Vasco wrote: »

I have had sex with around 80 women and about 30 prostitutes. Never got the clap and don't feel at all ashamed of myself. Quite the opposite in fact.

( I'm aware prostitutes are women too)

eh-hem......:eek:

Vasco · 18-11-2009 07:57PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

eh-hem......:eek:

What is the problem? I don't know what the problems is with boardies. Most of my friends would have slept with similar amounts of women.

Some people on here are moral fascists when it come to sex. If someone says they so much as kissed a girl, you get about ten replys from people saying "firstly get yourself screened".

News flash: not everyone who has casual sex is a bad person who is riddled with the clap.

I also think that allot of boardies on here would have similar stories to tell but are terrified to say so because of the nauseating moral high ground that oozes out from the regular posters on here.

Yes I have had sex with allot of people and I am delighted.

brummytom · 18-11-2009 08:01PM

Now let's count.

First there was...yeah, then... after that was.. more recently there was..

Yeah, none. I don't give a shit

Nevyn · 18-11-2009 08:04PM

but kising nasty and you can get all sorts of colds, flu, herpes ect ect
have you never heard of a dental dam ?

The number of sexual partners doesn't make a person a slut, lack of respect for themselves and for thier partner does.

As long as it was somenes choice, they know the risk they were taking, they practicied safe sex and they weren't having sex for unhealthy mental/emotional reasons then
have at it.

I think that 30 is a very low number to have at the top range, 50 would be more relastic.

MrEko · 18-11-2009 08:05PM

brummytom wrote: »

Now let's count.

First there was...yeah, then... after that was.. more recently there was..

Yeah, none. I don't give a shit

It was stated before in another thread but your is possibly the most hotly anticipated first ride ever. Word on the street is that The Flutt is running a book on when it will happen. 12/1 says by New Years Day.

Sofiztikated · 18-11-2009 08:05PM

Vasco wrote: »

What is the problem? I don't know what the problems is with boardies. Most of my friends would have slept with similar amounts of women.

Some people on here are moral fascists when it come to sex. If you someone says they so much as kissed a girl, you get about ten replys from people saying "firstly get yourself screened".

News flash: not everyone who has casual sex is a bad person who is riddled with the clap.

I also think that allot of boardies on here would have similar stories to tell but are terrified to say so because of the nauseating moral high ground that oozes out from the regular posters on here.

Yes I have had sex with allot of people and I am delighted.

Wow, defensive much?

I'm in the camp of "Do whatever you want, as long as you're not putting anyone elses health in danger."

100+ partners, fair play. But have you ever had yourself checked?

Wossack · 18-11-2009 08:05PM

course prostitutes dont count - if they could they'd have a better job

brummytom wrote: »

Now let's count.

First there was...yeah, then... after that was.. more recently there was..

Yeah, none. I don't give a shit

when I was your age, that's all I gave a shit about!

IvySlayer · 18-11-2009 08:07PM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

NO!

And why?

Vasco · 18-11-2009 08:08PM

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Wow, defensive much?

I'm in the camp of "Do whatever you want, as long as you're not putting anyone elses health in danger."

100+ partners, fair play. But have you ever had yourself checked?

Yes regularly. Never caught anything.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 18-11-2009 08:09PM

Wossack wrote: »

when I was your age, that's all I gave a shit about!

I'm five years older than him, and it's still all I think about.

TheZohanS · 18-11-2009 08:10PM

Vasco wrote: »

What is the problem? I don't know what the problems is with boardies. Most of my friends would have slept with similar amounts of women.

Some people on here are moral fascists when it come to sex. If someone says they so much as kissed a girl, you get about ten replys from people saying "firstly get yourself screened".

News flash: not everyone who has casual sex is a bad person who is riddled with the clap.

I also think that allot of boardies on here would have similar stories to tell but are terrified to say so because of the nauseating moral high ground that oozes out from the regular posters on here.

Yes I have had sex with allot of people and I am delighted.

Watch it.

itac · 18-11-2009 08:17PM

I would say yes however.... (incase my bro. is reading this-if you are, look away now!:D)....

I think a lot depends on the partner too-sometimes you think a guy's experienced & he's not, or you think he's not experienced, and he is! Everyone has their own way of doing things, and with a new partner, you might be wondering how much experience they've had, til you get used to each other! Tbh, I don't think the amount of "experiences" you've had with make a difference.....*

*within reason, I mean, if it's someone's 1st time with someone who's on the 101st time....yeah, you might wonder about them.....!

Them's my two cents anyhoo...:)

we'llallhavetea_old · 18-11-2009 08:17PM

Vasco wrote: »

What is the problem? I don't know what the problems is with boardies. Most of my friends would have slept with similar amounts of women.

Some people on here are moral fascists when it come to sex. If someone says they so much as kissed a girl, you get about ten replys from people saying "firstly get yourself screened".

News flash: not everyone who has casual sex is a bad person who is riddled with the clap.

I also think that allot of boardies on here would have similar stories to tell but are terrified to say so because of the nauseating moral high ground that oozes out from the regular posters on here.

Yes I have had sex with allot of people and I am delighted.

eh, i'm all for the riding like.
it was the prostitutes that made me go :eek:
was that not obvious?!

Nevyn · 18-11-2009 08:19PM

Vasco wrote: »

Yes regularly. Never caught anything.

Best way to be, fair play.

Unfortunately a lot of people in this country have not had anything resembling
an education in sexual heath and contraception.
So they take risks which they shouldn't and don't know what the best practice is.

And experience is a loaded term.

A person may have only had 3/5 partner and have a very wide ranging sex life and experience a wide range of activities and then you can have someone who's had sex with 18 girls but ever gone down on one, or has crappy sexoring skills as he's never had more then drunken rushed shaggs.

Latchy · 18-11-2009 08:20PM

Thaedydal wrote: »

As long as it was somenes choice, they know the risk they were taking, they practicied safe sex and they weren't having sex for unhealthy mental/emotional reasons then
have at it.

.

intresting so i googled and got this http://www.helium.com/items/478424-sex-more-of-a-physical-or-mental-thing

Vasco · 18-11-2009 08:21PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

eh, i'm all for the riding like.
it was the prostitutes that made me go :eek:
was that not obvious?!

Lets not get into the whole rights and wrongs of two consenting adults making a financial agreement.

Joey the lips · 18-11-2009 08:21PM

How do you know the ratio of men to women.

Which is better 1 or 5

Which is worse 1 or 5

we'llallhavetea_old · 18-11-2009 08:24PM

Vasco wrote: »

Lets not get into the whole rights and wrongs of two consenting adults making a financial agreement.

i'm fine with that. i'd like to have some innocence left!

Super-Rush · 18-11-2009 08:25PM

I've slept with 15 women in my sexual career.

Sofiztikated · 18-11-2009 08:28PM

Vasco wrote: »

Yes regularly. Never caught anything.

Excellent. Thats the best way to be. As Thaedydal said, the amount of shockingly bad sexual health practices in this country is unreal.

Seriously, the amount of people I know that only use condoms because they don't want the woman to get pregnant, but think if she says she's on the pill they're in the clear is staggering!

Abi · 18-11-2009 09:08PM

A number thats greater than 0, but less than eleventy million.

pikachucheeks · 18-11-2009 09:10PM

Abigayle wrote: »

A number thats greater than 0, but less than eleventy million.

1?

Abi · 18-11-2009 09:15PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

1?

Oh god no. Think sluttier

4zn76tysfajdxp · 18-11-2009 09:15PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh god no. Think sluttier

2?

I can keep this up all night.

My name is URL · 18-11-2009 09:17PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh god no. Think sluttier

Is it similar to your postcount? =p

Abi · 18-11-2009 09:17PM

Ray Green Thumb wrote: »

I can keep this up all night.

Excellent. I'll be over in 5 :pac:

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