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#3722 17-11-2009 10:58PM

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now knows not to drink thunderbirds, when trying to star in amateur porn!!!

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#3723 17-11-2009 11:02PM

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Cicero is delighted that it was only Joes Girls that he disappointed as a result...and not someone with tallent in that area.!!!

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#3724 17-11-2009 11:13PM

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When asked , does he do creampies, he went looking for his whisk!!!

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#3725 17-11-2009 11:18PM

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Joes Girls knows this because there was of course, a camera in the kitchen.. what she didn't see is what Cicero did with said whisk...and Joes Girls will never know!

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#3726 17-11-2009 11:29PM

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Has a 6 pack that would make CDfm go weak at the knees!!!

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#3727 17-11-2009 11:35PM

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....knows CDfm's six pack intimately.....but since JG's can only count to three ..it is a juxtaposition that has kept scientists puzzled:eek:

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#3728 17-11-2009 11:54PM

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he loves to pet his super furry animals

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#3729 18-11-2009 01:35AM

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Joes Girls has names for the two super furry animals. The one on the right and the one on the left.

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#3730 18-11-2009 02:28PM

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...........is a trainess porn star on the wrinkly oul grannie channel on a hotbird satelite that can only transmit to sweden.

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#3731 18-11-2009 02:43PM

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. . . is actually a mean foreign woman!

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#3732 18-11-2009 04:04PM

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AJ is 6 weeks late for someone elses period!

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#3733 18-11-2009 04:19PM

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Fago is a **************************, and a ****.

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#3734 18-11-2009 04:24PM

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NIF has to change his MA's NAPPY!!!

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#3735 18-11-2009 04:27PM

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Fago , you're still a ***t.

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#3736 18-11-2009 04:30PM

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Awe since this is a lie thread, thanx.

NIF likes to go for a run, bottle up his own sweat, then drink it!

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#3737 18-11-2009 08:07PM

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Fago_25 has come a long way since he weed himself on his first date. The girl accepted his pathetic excuse of a kidney stone and Fago has a new must have accessory -incontinence pants.

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#3738 18-11-2009 08:33PM

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CDfm is still waiting on his "first date" (she said she'd be back in 5 mins, .....that was four years ago):eek:

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#3739 18-11-2009 08:52PM

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Cicero had his first date with his Moms best friend. They baked cookies and he had hotmilk and watched cartoons.He took a nap in the afternoon alone until Mommie collected him. He is 37.

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#3740 18-11-2009 09:28PM

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CDfm traps stray cats kills them and selld em to the local injun restaurant as small goats

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#3741 18-11-2009 10:03PM

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colorow is the owner of that restaurant and has been buying 'cat goats' for years - in fact, he's still buying them now, even though he knows the're not goats

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#3742 18-11-2009 10:28PM

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Cicero is an an expert cat butcher and the Cicero Cat Abatoir dispatches cats in Ciceros own special way, this requires that Cicero visits A&E afterwards for a few hundred stitches around his groin area every time.

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#3743 18-11-2009 10:29PM

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Cdfm is obsessed with Marcus Tullius Cicero and regularly edits Cicero's entry in the Latin section of Wikipedia

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#3744 18-11-2009 10:32PM

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Thomas828 has a genital wart on his nose

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#3745 18-11-2009 10:35PM

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Fago_25 wrote: »

Awe since this is a lie thread, thanx.

NIF likes to go for a run, bottle up his own sweat, then drink it!

well.....duh

Fago is sooooooooooo lazy he'll wee himself in bed instead of getting up.

and CDfm gave that Genital wart to Thomas.

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#3746 18-11-2009 10:44PM

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at a halloween party while drunk niceirishfella sliced his genital warts off with a razor blade -which CDfm superglued on to a comotose Thomas 828s nose. After which Fago 25 weed over him.

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#3747 18-11-2009 11:03PM

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cicero is getting all confused and can't keep up with CDfm's ramblings so has decided that CDfm is in fact, a cross between a cat and a goat

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#3748 18-11-2009 11:15PM

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shnow white wrote: »

cicero is incredible

cicero thinks that shnow white is actually sincere and would like to thank her for her kind post, especially as it is one of her first ones on boards.ie.

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#3749 18-11-2009 11:30PM

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........is facinated by his own poo. He saves it in jars and stares at it on end for hours.

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#3750 18-11-2009 11:33PM

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niceirishfella is to blame for Ireland losing against France tonight

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#3751 19-11-2009 12:25AM

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Cicero is havin a **** to a Dunphy, Henry, Blatter threesome fantasy

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