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Deki · 16-11-2009 02:02PM

Warriors!:eek: I thought we were killing Furies!!:o
Wolf, what have you done to my friends???!:(

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 02:07PM

Made a matched set of drinking goblets for them. Nothing says WARRIOR like drinking from a human skull.

Deki · 16-11-2009 02:09PM

Deki sighs in relief. Warriors are an endangered species...don't want feds accusing me of luring them to their death...

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 02:12PM

What am I supposed to do with all the baseball bats now?

Deki · 16-11-2009 02:18PM

Don't look at me. Can you ever have too many baseball bats?

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 02:19PM

Well, I already had five. I nevr really used them though. I much prefer a goalie stick for bludgeonings

Deki · 16-11-2009 02:25PM

never had a goalie stick. but saw them in use on tv:p

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 02:30PM

They are perfectly sized for one-handed wielding. Balance is nice on them too.

Deki · 16-11-2009 02:47PM

and you could probably get that nice "hooking" motion- very dramatic.

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 02:50PM

I prefer the kneecap slash attack.
*Takes Deki's feet out from under her*
See, works like a treat.

Deki · 16-11-2009 03:05PM

"Not funny Wolf!" From the ground, Deki uses staff to whack the backs of both Wolf's ankles simultaneously crushing both of his achilles tendons and breaking many small bones. Causing Wolf to yelp and unwillingly falling to his knees. "How nice of you to join me Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 03:14PM

*Falls forward headbutting Deki.*
Well, this is awkward.

Deki · 16-11-2009 03:16PM

Raises and clasps hands -brings them down on back of Wolf's neck -hard. "Yes Isn't it?"

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 03:21PM

Think I broke your nose, and mine for that matter. Hope no one sees us lying here . Might lead to some interesting rumors.

Deki · 16-11-2009 03:27PM

"Then perhaps you should get up" Pushes Wolf's head back till it makes snapping noise.
"head back should stop the bleeding. Wolf" Dabs at own nose then takes out compact for a look " darn! " uses both hands to straighten nose "jut wook ad da swelbing Wolb!"

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 03:31PM

Sorry, did you say something. I was admiring the ceiling. I'm unable to move my head for some reason.

Deki · 16-11-2009 03:36PM

"Unless this is going to be like the final scene from War of the Roses. you better get those rejuvenating powers into gear WolF" Very slowly and painfully Deki begins to crawl away.

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 03:38PM

*Snaps head back into proper position.*
Ow, that hurt. I needs a vicodin smoothie

Deki · 16-11-2009 03:41PM

"Yeah need to make it to my fox hole for ice- always seem to be wanting ice lately?- and excederine."

cyberwolf77 · 16-11-2009 03:43PM

I think I'll go find a nice hot spring and soak for a bit. Glad I always carry a towel with me.

cyberwolf77 · 01-01-2010 05:07AM

B00OOOOOOOOOOMM
MMMM!!!!
Confetti bomb works. Oh yeah, killing is back on

Deki · 01-01-2010 05:18AM

deki watches confetti fill thread, falling back to earth, "lovely stuff Wolf" picks up push broom "but some one's made a real mess " throws broom at Wolf , unfortunately he catches broom easily. Deki is forced to result to kicking confetti at him. "NOT nearly loud enough":(

cyberwolf77 · 01-01-2010 05:21AM

Not loud enough you say? Also this is quite a mess.
*Drops lit match on ground. Watches thread engulfed in flames.*

Deki · 01-01-2010 05:27AM

grabs fire exstinguisher, "You're Burning down thread with us in it Wolf!" Puts out fire. Uses rest of fire exstinguisher on Wolf. " Ya look like a giant scrubbing bubble Wolf!':p tosses empty exstinguisher at Wolf's head.

cyberwolf77 · 01-01-2010 05:32AM

*Ducks, pours bucket of water over Deki*
See, I had a plan

Deki · 01-01-2010 05:39AM

" I was not on fire Wolf!" grabs soggy wet confetti and splats wolf in face - tiny multi colored rivlets of dye stream down Wolfs face.

cyberwolf77 · 01-01-2010 05:40AM

*Slides Deki across floor into pile of soaked confetti and extinquisher foam*
Look, a rainbow colored fox:)

James T Kirk · 01-01-2010 05:50AM

Where in the Jesus did this thread come from? Wasn't here 20 mins ago!

cyberwolf77 · 01-01-2010 05:52AM

James T Kirk wrote: »

Where in the Jesus did this thread come from? Wasn't here 20 mins ago!

*Tosses Kirk into waste barrel*
Called forth from an alternate reality

Deki · 01-01-2010 05:55AM

Throws confetti ball at Wolf who ducks
ball hits James smack in the face!:D
oops! looks like you wearing a rainbow Captain K:pac:

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