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  • #962
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    I have a headache now......

    Aspirin?


  • #963
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    excederine:p:D:p

    Why will that ice not freeze!?


  • #964
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Who ya gonna call?

    Is it raining in Wexford?


  • #965
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I don't know JG left without saying

    Is it raining in MI ?


  • #966
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You nerp! MI isn't real.

    Who invented life?


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  • #967
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    me the rest of you are figments of my imagination, be nice or I'll unthink you.

    Who first discovered booze?


  • #968
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Joes girls.

    If a tree falls in the woods, and no body is around, do the other trees laugh at it?


  • #969
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I bet they do!


    Are all squirrels crazy?


  • #970
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    totally nuts.. :cool:

    whatever happened to that Bill Clinton fellow?


  • #971
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He got a bad case of terminal death. He's doing ok though.

    Whatza Buckland?


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  • #972
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It's the land of the ever poppin buckets, how you not know that!!!


    WHY???


  • #973
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why not! :pac:

    why is the rain still falling


  • #974
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cause it cant figure out how to just stand!!!

    how many No's make a yes???


  • #975
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Photosynthesis

    Where the fcuk is my boot gone?


  • #976
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    On the footpath at bottom of hill!!!


    Why do the hills go up???


  • #977
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    'Cos lakes go down.

    Whats the difference between clementine and mandarin?


  • #978
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Clementine is not spoken in China!

    How many chinese does it take to return a take-away?


  • #979
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    A Ham Sandwich


    Who killed JR?

    22/25



  • #980
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    maggie did it !

    If the sky starts falling will I be able to tell the difference between sky chips and rain drops?


  • #981
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    not if you're looking at the sky upside down you won't

    if a tree falls in the woods, does that mean the sky is falling down on top of it?


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  • #982
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    It depends if there is water on mars.

    So do spoons cut bread vertically or is that only since the invention of DVD?


  • #983
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    50 pence..and that's my final offer.

    What is Bonjour in French?


  • #984
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Youre asking for an implosion!

    Why arent people plastic


  • #985
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Because plasitc would then be people

    what does canned laughter laugh at....and is it accompanied by canned laughter?


  • #986
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Canned laughter should not be used as an antibiotic!

    Why does music always seem to have a taste?


  • #987
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    because you keep licking the piano.

    Do news readers have heartbeats?


  • #988
    corglass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    just like cars only 4wd! Whats wrong with my dead dog?


  • #989
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He finally escaped

    Where can I find a clone?


  • #990
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Clementine is not spoken in China!

    How many chinese does it take to return a take-away?

    absolutely brilliant. sorry had to do it :rolleyes:


    Continue on.......


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  • #991
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Clones can be purchased at - Clones'r'us. They start at around $70.

    Why was my boot hiding on me?


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