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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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  • #212
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately the lumpys were friendly lumpys and set up a model housing compound especially designed for lumpys and became model citizens


  • #213
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Unfortunately they had terrible taste


  • #214
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately the neighbors were professional decorators and offered them a special deal.


  • #215
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Unfortunately the neighbours were professional decorators and offered them a special deal!


  • #216
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Fortunately they liked paint ball.


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  • #217
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the only colors of paint ball they had left were red and green; so while very interesting in effect -it always looked a bit like Christmas, even in July.


  • #218
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, the paint ball gun broke before the job was complete and the neighbor is Art Deco.


  • #219
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately Mrs Deco was a little annoyed with Art for fooling around so long at the neighbors house and has worked herself into a jealous frenzy and is now waving a gun of her own.


  • #220
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    fortunately, her gun was made of jelly


  • #221
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, Art was selecting baby names with the scantily clad neighbor...


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  • #222
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately they had agreed on Vlad for a boy and Drucilla for a girl.(and BTW he was only wearing his briefs- just to even things up in this fantasy)


  • #223
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, Art was so excited that he discarded his briefs and slippppppped into a pair of silk boxers....


  • #224
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately That was when Ms Scanty clothes informed him that the doctor had said they would need at least three more names for the babies and Art, now wearing his silkies, was very quickly deflated...


  • #225
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, only Art's rubber duckie was deflated as Ms. Scanty thong looked at him and yelled "I likes what's in dem pants!"


  • #226
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (Fortunately I am not yet drunk enough to type what I first thought:D...)

    Fortunately Art was a live and let live -ask and you'll recieve -What's done is done- sort of guy and welcomed Ms Scanty with opened arms...


  • #227
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, Ms. Scanty buns had been sippin' the poitin and ran her mouth off to Art about her operation and nearly chewed his hind legs off...

    (Fortunately I am not yet drunk enough to type what I first thought...)


  • #228
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately Art's wife decided not to shoot Art or his bit of fluff but to take it to the courts and take him for as much as she could and maybe she would leave him his silky boxers- if she felt generous.
    (I have ran out of ice:()


  • #229
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, Art was scheduled for gender reassignment surgery and would no longer have that shoulder in his pants, but he was still able to freeze water into round ice cubes in his silk boxers.


  • #230
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately gender reassignment does not mean you can forget your past so Art or Artetta Mrs. Deco is going to make him pay...


  • #231
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, Art's main squeeze the monkey spanker Ms. Scanty is also the Judge presiding over his divorce case, which has already been decided in chambers outside the court...:eek:


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  • #232
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately there is a secret indictment for Scanty's arrest on taking bribes and exchanging inside knowledge to let her realatives cash in on government land investments, so scanty will be disrobed and her case load transferred to the next county.


  • #233
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, Ms. Mary Scanty is disliked by all and the NEW plan is to stuff her into a sausage casing and dump her in the bay!


  • #234
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately there has been a new shipment just in, of 50 lb anchors and thick plastic woven rope, at the local lumber/hardware store, all in designer colors.


  • #235
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, the biggest problem now facing Art Deco is whether or not to remove his bra before bedding down for the night - it was Ms. Mary Scanty's favourite from Victoria's Secret...


  • #236
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately He'll be bedding down alone so it's entirely his own decision...


  • #237
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, everyone in the little how town lived miserably ever after.


  • #238
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately I did not live in that town and so I will live Happily ever after.
    (unless the coke an/or cider run out:p)


  • #239
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately...................the Coke and cider will eventually run out - get a case of Bulmer's.


  • #240
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately I will probably run down before they run out.( and I do not know what Bulmers is)


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  • #241
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately.............Bulmer's is beer with a cider flavour.


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