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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

Zxyton

Ok, let's see if this will work... I start a story with a random sentence and each poster adds a new sentence to the story. BUT... the second poster must start his/her sentance with the word 'unfortunately.' Then the next poster starts with the sentence 'fortunately.' Then 'unfortunately' is the first word in the next sentence, then 'fortunately' and so on.... It's fun, I promise!

First sentence: I couldn't find my shoes this morning.

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Deki

fortunately the lumpys were friendly lumpys and set up a model housing compound especially designed for lumpys and became model citizens

aaronjumper

Unfortunately they had terrible taste

Deki

fortunately the neighbors were professional decorators and offered them a special deal.

komodosp

Unfortunately the neighbours were professional decorators and offered them a special deal!

joes girls

Fortunately they liked paint ball.

Deki

unfortunately the only colors of paint ball they had left were red and green; so while very interesting in effect -it always looked a bit like Christmas, even in July.

PFJSplitter

Fortunately, the paint ball gun broke before the job was complete and the neighbor is Art Deco.

Deki

Unfortunately Mrs Deco was a little annoyed with Art for fooling around so long at the neighbors house and has worked herself into a jealous frenzy and is now waving a gun of her own.

RunHomerRun

fortunately, her gun was made of jelly

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Art was selecting baby names with the scantily clad neighbor...

Deki

fortunately they had agreed on Vlad for a boy and Drucilla for a girl.(and BTW he was only wearing his briefs- just to even things up in this fantasy)

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Art was so excited that he discarded his briefs and slippppppped into a pair of silk boxers....

Deki

Fortunately That was when Ms Scanty clothes informed him that the doctor had said they would need at least three more names for the babies and Art, now wearing his silkies, was very quickly deflated...

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, only Art's rubber duckie was deflated as Ms. Scanty thong looked at him and yelled "I likes what's in dem pants!"

Deki

(Fortunately I am not yet drunk enough to type what I first thought:D...)

Fortunately Art was a live and let live -ask and you'll recieve -What's done is done- sort of guy and welcomed Ms Scanty with opened arms...

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Ms. Scanty buns had been sippin' the poitin and ran her mouth off to Art about her operation and nearly chewed his hind legs off...

(Fortunately I am not yet drunk enough to type what I first thought...)

Deki

fortunately Art's wife decided not to shoot Art or his bit of fluff but to take it to the courts and take him for as much as she could and maybe she would leave him his silky boxers- if she felt generous.
(I have ran out of ice:()

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Art was scheduled for gender reassignment surgery and would no longer have that shoulder in his pants, but he was still able to freeze water into round ice cubes in his silk boxers.

Deki

Fortunately gender reassignment does not mean you can forget your past so Art or Artetta Mrs. Deco is going to make him pay...

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Art's main squeeze the monkey spanker Ms. Scanty is also the Judge presiding over his divorce case, which has already been decided in chambers outside the court...:eek:

Deki

fortunately there is a secret indictment for Scanty's arrest on taking bribes and exchanging inside knowledge to let her realatives cash in on government land investments, so scanty will be disrobed and her case load transferred to the next county.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, Ms. Mary Scanty is disliked by all and the NEW plan is to stuff her into a sausage casing and dump her in the bay!

Deki

Fortunately there has been a new shipment just in, of 50 lb anchors and thick plastic woven rope, at the local lumber/hardware store, all in designer colors.

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, the biggest problem now facing Art Deco is whether or not to remove his bra before bedding down for the night - it was Ms. Mary Scanty's favourite from Victoria's Secret...

Deki

Fortunately He'll be bedding down alone so it's entirely his own decision...

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately, everyone in the little how town lived miserably ever after.

Deki

Fortunately I did not live in that town and so I will live Happily ever after.
(unless the coke an/or cider run out:p)

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately...................the Coke and cider will eventually run out - get a case of Bulmer's.

Deki

Fortunately I will probably run down before they run out.( and I do not know what Bulmers is)

PFJSplitter

Unfortunately.............Bulmer's is beer with a cider flavour.