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What have you set your mobile phone start up message as?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭blackbetty69


    i cant have a welcome message on my ****ty fone.. < sniff >

    makes me realise how underpriveleged i really am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭GalwayKiefer


    I never turn mine off plus it can't display a welcome message anyway. However before I gave my mother a phone for her birthday last year I changed the welcome message to "This phone has been reported stolen." Bless her she's not very technically minded so I got a clip around the ear and a bollic*ing for giving her a "stolen" phone. :rolleyes: :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    Ann22 wrote: »
    Dunno, think it's just Sony Ericson. However, my husband helpfully put a start up message on my last phone unknown to me as I never switch it off. This one time it was playing up on me, my sister who works in Vodafone took it in to work to get one of her supervisors to have a look. She told him it was hers. He turned the phone off and on..paused and looked at my sister with a raised eyebrow. The start up message said 'big balls on my husband':o

    Quality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Meteor jingle and logo. :(
    I'm already using your damn network assholes, leave me alone!
    I have to press my thumb over the speaker to muffle it every time... so sick of hearing it.
    Might actually change network if they're still doing this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    havent got one. thats so 1999 trigger!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Considering all I want to do when I turn my phone on is actually use the dam thing, I skip the welcome message and all that lark.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,683 ✭✭✭Zynks


    "Having a good day?"

    One of these Monday mornings I might just fling it out the window :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    "This is not the phone you are looking for".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    "Please enter your username and password."

    ..then I have my security code turned on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭smiley girl


    "Welcome to the jungle"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭TimTim


    Mine used to be "Bomb activated" but I realised when turning it back on while in an airport that it mightn't be funny any more.

    I'm now totally cool and retro by having no startup message.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    You thick b!tch you forgot the charger again!!!!!

    It makes me laugh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    mine says...... "give my phone back you prick"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    My phone never sleeps, so a start-up message would be pointless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    A little green android pops up and waves at me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    'Hello Sinéad'

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    'Vodafone.' Ping Pong ..ping pong ,doo doo - blip ''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Mine actually says "Flukey's phone." :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 tommygirl


    Mine says.. "Happy Days"... not the tv show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    "I can't let you do that Dave"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "don't trust whitey!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Geebag


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    "Allah Akbar"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭InKonspikuou2


    Putting a start up message on your phone is kinda like mailing yourself letters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,531 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Livin' on a Prayer!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Flash86


    Don't think my phone has a welcome message


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    When I turn mine on it asks me to enter the PIN.

    so my welcome message says

    "It identifies you - personally"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    "Initializing ear-cancer functionality ..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭kingofcastle


    shiit bag!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Chelsea Til I Die...


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