What have you set your mobile phone start up message as?

Jesus Wept

Mine says: 'You are quite good at turning me on'

How about you?

phasers

quiet good?


My phone just turns on

Jesus Wept

phasers wrote: »

quiet good?

Yes, I'm stealthy!
I even spotted that spelling mistake and then got distracted by chocolate 3 seconds later.

phasers wrote: »

My phone just turns on

BORING!

Bonkers_xOx

Hey Sexy;)

Doctor DooM

Mine says "Sony Ericsson".

Ghost Train

"Your Sox is on Fire"

Jesus Wept

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Mine says "Sony Ericsson".

That'd be good if it's a Nokia.

Dord

I don't turn mine off so I wouldn't see the startup message. Are you one of those weird people who turns their phone off at night? ARE YOU!? :mad:

GLaDOS

"Start up messages are for sodomites"

Jesus Wept

Dord wrote: »

I don't turn mine off so I wouldn't see the startup message. Are you one of those weird people who turns their phone off at night? ARE YOU!? :mad:

Nah, I put it on silent when I sleep. Are you one of those people who goes mad if someone txts or calls in the night? :eek:

My battery seems borked and the phone ran down and switched off earlier, only remembered the start up message when I ..turned it on.

victoriaa

"BOO!"

bluto63

Mine never turns off, so I've never bothered with a start up message

jaysusjones

Crouching Knacker, Hidden Flagon

Ro: maaan!

welcome to the world of tomorrow.

Wertz

"Who are you and how did you guess my PIN?"

Jesus Wept

Ro: maaan! wrote: »

welcome to the world of tomorrow.

Saturday?
I presume that was a default message...

WeeBushy

Mine says "hands off, grubby peasant". Therefore if anyone steals my phone I get the last word in

Jax Teller

An apple sign comes up on mine

seanybiker

changed the hands going across on my startup to the hands passing a joint instead. Got bored of that fair quick.

G_R

keysersoze_88 wrote: »

An apple sign comes up on mine

ooooowwwwww all posh with your iPhone:D

Cupcake_Crisis

I think it says something highly original and witty like 'Meteor' I never turn it off so i wouldnt really know

Ann22

Dunno, think it's just Sony Ericson. However, my husband helpfully put a start up message on my last phone unknown to me as I never switch it off. This one time it was playing up on me, my sister who works in Vodafone took it in to work to get one of her supervisors to have a look. She told him it was hers. He turned the phone off and on..paused and looked at my sister with a raised eyebrow. The start up message said 'big balls on my husband':o

Abi

I haven't changed mine in a while


It's actually a lolcat with hair-curlers / explosives strapped to him.

Jax Teller

dannym08 wrote: »

ooooowwwwww all posh with your iPhone:D

I've actually got two

G_R

keysersoze_88 wrote: »

I've actually got two

if you ever want to get rid of one PM me lol

Alessandra

Nokia

jumpguy

Start up messages, whats the point?!

No seriously, it says Nokia, then I swear at it because it's not starting up fast enough.

manutd

It makes no sense to me to have a start-up message, i can't do it on my phone anyway.

Kensington

My phone doesn't have a start up message option on it
It does, however, both make and take phone calls

Mint Sauce

no idea, reakon its the factory default, only time i turn it on is after the plane lands, or if i dont find the charger in time when the battery is low

**Timbuk2**

Mine just says Nokia, then two hands homosexually reach from each side of my screen and touch each other.

blackbetty69

i cant have a welcome message on my ****ty fone.. < sniff >

makes me realise how underpriveleged i really am

GalwayKiefer

I never turn mine off plus it can't display a welcome message anyway. However before I gave my mother a phone for her birthday last year I changed the welcome message to "This phone has been reported stolen." Bless her she's not very technically minded so I got a clip around the ear and a bollic*ing for giving her a "stolen" phone. :rolleyes:

VinnyTGM

Ann22 wrote: »

Dunno, think it's just Sony Ericson. However, my husband helpfully put a start up message on my last phone unknown to me as I never switch it off. This one time it was playing up on me, my sister who works in Vodafone took it in to work to get one of her supervisors to have a look. She told him it was hers. He turned the phone off and on..paused and looked at my sister with a raised eyebrow. The start up message said 'big balls on my husband':o

Quality.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Meteor jingle and logo.
I'm already using your damn network assholes, leave me alone!
I have to press my thumb over the speaker to muffle it every time... so sick of hearing it.
Might actually change network if they're still doing this.

admiralofthefleet

havent got one. thats so 1999 trigger!

Jay P

Considering all I want to do when I turn my phone on is actually use the dam thing, I skip the welcome message and all that lark.

Zynks

"Having a good day?"

One of these Monday mornings I might just fling it out the window :mad:

LadyJ

"This is not the phone you are looking for".

liah

"Please enter your username and password."

..then I have my security code turned on.

smiley girl

"Welcome to the jungle"

TimTim

Mine used to be "Bomb activated" but I realised when turning it back on while in an airport that it mightn't be funny any more.

I'm now totally cool and retro by having no startup message.

wolfpawnat

You thick b!tch you forgot the charger again!!!!!

It makes me laugh!

citizen_p

mine says...... "give my phone back you prick"

Notorious

My phone never sleeps, so a start-up message would be pointless.

Professey Chin

A little green android pops up and waves at me

xOxSinéadxOx

'Hello Sinéad'

Latchy

'Vodafone.' Ping Pong ..ping pong ,doo doo - blip ''

Flukey

Mine actually says "Flukey's phone."

tommygirl

Mine says.. "Happy Days"... not the tv show

Rhyme

"I can't let you do that Dave"