Michael o' Leary you dirty git !

I have never aspired to become a speechwriter, politician, or mainstream political columnist. Nevertheless, if you can look beyond my pitiable writing style you'll honestly see that I have something important to tell you about Mr. Michael O'Leary. You may be disappointed to hear that my concrete suggestions on how to help others to see through the empty and meaningless statements uttered by O'Leary and his sycophants are sprinkled throughout this letter like raisins in a pudding, not grouped together in a single block of text at the end. This was a conscious decision I made based on the observation that O'Leary's hastily mounted campaigns cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless.

O'Leary frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what O'Leary is doing—as opposed to what he is saying—to understand his true aims. He needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that if he can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that he is a man of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one who often sacrifices his own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Beer-guzzling Rhetoric. In the meantime, O'Leary's methods of interpretation are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. Now that this letter has come to an end, I hope you walk away from it realizing that phlegmatic, sinful cheapskates are so much in hock to Mr. Michael O'Leary that they feel obligated to feed information from sources inside the government to organizations with particularly self-centered agendas.

Glad I got that off my Chest

I'd like to know where O'Leary hides these women, because he's done these calenders for a while now and I've been on Ryanair a couple of times, and I've never ever seen any of these women. I call bleeding shenanigans on Michael O'Leary! :mad:

Jesus...that girl can really multi-task...