Things That Annoy You?

aligator_am · 11-11-2009 01:15AM

People chewing with their mouth open!!!! my workmate sounds like he's giving CPR everytime he eats lunch, have pointed it out to him about 12 times now, it's getting to the point where I'm just going to do my best to break his jaw, it's beyond belief, honestly, I looked at him one day and he literally opens his mouth as far as it will go when chewing, WTF, is he a snake or something???

Pisses me off beyond belief that some people don't have the very basics of table manners on board, haha and the wierdest part is that he gets offended when I point it out to him!!!

STOP EATING LIKE A FOOKIN ANIMAL YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hephaestus · 11-11-2009 03:42AM

I walked past a beggar about 3 weeks ago who asked me for $5.

I immediately thought fu*k that's alot to be asking for & I was curious why he wanted so much so I asked him.

His response: "So I can buy a beer"

I felt like punching the cheeky cu^t on the nose!

AidySevenfold · 11-11-2009 04:44AM

Manchester United and everyone associated with them.

Most football pundits.

People showing off in cars.

Assignments.

The last team on an accumulator letting you down.

The Finn Harps board. (ruining the club)

Hurting my knee playing football.

Crap music.

Hangovers.

Plenty more to add, but, it's late :P

phantom_lord · 11-11-2009 04:54AM

DazMarz wrote: »

-Ticket touts outside football matches (I don't mind people touting tickets for gigs; gigs are non-essential and the same band will more than likely be playing a plethora of dates across the vicinity. Or in the near future in the same venue... Football matches are one-off affairs and will never be repeated and mean so much more to the fans than some gig does)

sur u get to see your team play twice a week, and most matches are forgettable, at the end of the season are u really gonna remember one match against some other random team in the same division? a lot of bands only come by ireland once a year.

Little Acorn · 11-11-2009 04:58AM

1.People who blatantly lie to my face.
Don't mind silly lies that everybody does, but serious ones like people saying to you and others that you said things,that you absolutely did not!
Could lead to the situation below: ...

2.People who just keep speaking over you in an argument or discussion stating their side of things(in an effort to make themselves look right,or like the one who has been wronged in some way to everybody else present,),without giving you a chance to get a feckin word in edgeways to give your side.
If you eventually crack,and start shouting over them in an effort to be heard and correct their lies, and they turn on some croc tears,you look like the bad one even if you are completely in the right in the situation!
Has happened to me once in the past with a silly dramatic cow,but luckily everybody knows whats she's like so it backfired on her,with everybody leaving with me and leaving her on her own,to practice harder on her poor me,attention seeking techniques..

Agent Smith · 11-11-2009 05:56AM

Overheal Annoys me

Col200sx · 11-11-2009 11:29AM

Smelly people and people with no personal hygiene. Have a fcuking wash you scumbags:rolleyes:

People with mega loud mobile phones.

People who leave their mobile phones down on their desks, then walk away, leaving them there so they become immobile. The rest of us have to listen to it fcuking ringing then. Grrrrrrr

Roadend · 11-11-2009 11:33AM

Jackie Hurley off the radio, she does the sports news and yet clearly knows nothing about sport. I'd happily bury a hurley into her skull

Red Sleeping Beauty · 12-11-2009 12:04AM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I can't believe Rte didn't go off air... That was seriously mortifying for them!
:pac:

I don't think so. Did it not get them ratings? Vincent Browne is on at 11 and it's quite a popular show. Frontline starts at half 10 and the second half runs through Browne's first half (which is the best bit as the rest if ads and the papers more ads). So people watching would've seen this guy and it's a bit shocking but it keeps them glued to the screen and they stay watching and don't flick to TV3 where that kinda stuff only ever happens when it's Browne doing the shouty-pointy thing.

So maybe it stayed on air for the ratings? It could also have been that they didn't want to be accused of censorship which is what Kenny's little quip afterwards would suggest - "We give a platform to anyone" (they just happen to usually be Fianna Fail or similar, ie. the other two big parties)

john-joe · 12-11-2009 12:06AM

People who say ;

' You never know I could wake up dead tomorrow '

:mad:

robbie_998 · 12-11-2009 12:08AM

john-joe wrote: »

People who say ;

' You never know I could wake up dead tomorrow '

:mad:

ah here we go...

How can you wake up dead ?

john-joe · 12-11-2009 12:09AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

ah here we go...

How can you wake up dead ?

Give that man can of coke... :rolleyes::cool:

robbie_998 · 12-11-2009 12:11AM

john-joe wrote: »

Give that man can of coke... :rolleyes::cool:

or better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuFl-Uu1go

FearDark · 12-11-2009 12:27AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

ah here we go...

How can you wake up dead ?

Your in the wrong forum buddy.

Honestly we're going to have to put a ":pac:" after every subtle joke in here.

Naikon · 12-11-2009 12:37AM

Public transport.

foxyboxer · 12-11-2009 01:17AM

bad grammar
tardiness
condescending behaviour
ignorance
drunk people when still sober

benj · 12-11-2009 01:20AM

Nagging fcukn wives :eek:

benj · 12-11-2009 01:21AM

Hephaestus wrote: »

I walked past a beggar about 3 weeks ago who asked me for $5.

I immediately thought fu*k that's alot to be asking for & I was curious why he wanted so much so I asked him.

His response: "So I can buy a beer"

I felt like punching the cheeky cu^t on the nose!

that will tell you how fkun expensive a beer is nowdays

john-joe · 12-11-2009 01:24AM

Muthafunkers who drive in the bus lane and then try to cut you off just to get two spots ahead!!

Make me wanna :mad::mad::mad:

CHD · 12-11-2009 01:37AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

ah here we go...

How can you wake up dead ?

This is what annoys me.

SoupyNorman · 12-11-2009 01:40AM

When you cut your finger nails and then catch a nail on a woolly jumper.

john-joe · 12-11-2009 01:52AM

People who skip the queue! ANY QUEUE

Has to be the only time you can get away with murder (in ur head)

aDeener · 12-11-2009 04:00AM

leftie liberals in general, majority of boards users i suppose

liah · 12-11-2009 04:07AM

When someone's nose is whistling and they refuse to sniff or do anything about it. They just sit there emitting the most annoying sound on the planet next to the sound of a mosquito, totally oblivious.

That and mouth breathers.

kumate_champ07 · 12-11-2009 04:12AM

FearDark wrote: »

N_GGERS

dey tuk er jerbs!

donmeister · 12-11-2009 04:20AM

Having cold hands and feet late at night. (Now)

Intothesea · 12-11-2009 07:08AM

Cojones-less peanut-gallery denizens of the internet. Made
worse by a recession, apparently.

Pdfile · 12-11-2009 07:41AM

things that annoy me:

smelly people on the bus,

" i lost my temp job "

Every song by U2,

people who don't laugh at the name Dick Spring.

That is all atm.

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