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Britney Might Bring About Law Change LOL

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Some one knows little of the world of rock/punk/metal/music that's not crap.

    Sorry, but I don't exactly see Led Zeppelin with a whole dance routine?

    Go to http://www.last.fm/user/xiiad/library?sortBy=name, go through my ENTIRE 2,500 artist library, and tell me I know little of the world of rock/punk/metal/music that's not crap.

    Dare ya. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,730 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    liah wrote: »
    Sorry, but I don't exactly see Led Zeppelin with a whole dance routine?

    Go to www.last.fm/user/xiiad, go through my ENTIRE 2,500 artist library, and tell me I know little of the world of rock/punk/metal/music that's not crap.

    Dare ya. :)


    Ah come on, Half of the bands on there go bloody nuts on stage, singers included.
    There's no reason some one can't dance and sing at the same time, if some one can leg it back and forth around and stage and jump up and down like a mad man.



    Sorry for insulting you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    liah wrote: »
    Ever tried singing while jumping up and down? It just doesn't work.

    Shh, don't tell Bruce, he might disagree with you:



    Look at 20-30 seconds in, I'd say that's far more physical than anything the likes of Britney would ever do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭limericklassy


    Going to see beyonce next week, and booked for Pink next year. Will only go to a concert where i know its going to be live.

    Sur she did the same in Dublin. her mike was turned on twice , once to say hello and the other to say good nite. Wonder if anybody walked out at the o2. Strange isnt it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    liah wrote: »
    The problem with artists like Britney Spears, Cheryl Cole, etc. is that they have a whole act to do. Dancing is incredibly physical and it's ridiculously hard to sing, nevermind sing well, while doing so. Ever tried singing while jumping up and down? It just doesn't work.

    So I can understand why they mime it. But in my opinion if they can't sing, which is what they're renowned for, at their own act while dancing.. then just fúcking stand still and sing the damn song.

    Not going to argue as to whether or not Britney/Cheryl have any real talent to begin with, just saying.
    I have this image of Dave Grohl doing an elaborate gymnast dance while trying to sing Everlong.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    You have to take into account singing styles, though.

    If you're singing high like a female pop singer does in a very constructed manner (ie, everything has to be note-perfect while using quite a range) while trying to remember a dance routine which involves a hell of a lot of scripted movement, it's considerably more difficult.

    I don't even like Britney, but I'm just saying, you have to take into account that it is a lot more difficult to sing well when you're doing stuff like that. Michael Jackson may be an exception, but I reckon it's easier to sing in a breathy falsetto than to sing properly while doing routines.

    A lot of rock musicians have a little more "freedom" with their voice so it doesn't come across as negatively.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Honestly though, I think Australia has it bang on with regards to this. Live should mean live, and if that's what a concert is being promoted as, then no part of that should be mimed. If Britney Spears (or for that matter, any pop singer or performer of any genre) cannot simply sing live, they have absolutely no business being a performer in the first place. There is no excuse for miming at all.

    And honestly, I don't believe the dance routine nonsense either. Have a watch of this:



    Geddy Lee is playing bass while singing (most expertly, I might add), I'd dare say requiring a lot more coordination than doing a few dance move, and he's 56 years of age! If someone like Britney at the age of 27 cannot sing and dance, then she's an absolute failure of a performer and shouldn't be pretending to put on 'live' shows and conning people like that.

    Biff Byford from Saxon is 58 and still performing live. So is Lemmy from Motorhead, and he's 63! Someone in the prime of their life who cannot put on a live performance is just ****ing ****e, and there's no excuse for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    liah wrote: »
    You have to take into account singing styles, though.

    If you're singing high like a female pop singer does in a very constructed manner (ie, everything has to be note-perfect while using quite a range) while trying to remember a dance routine which involves a hell of a lot of scripted movement, it's considerably more difficult.

    I don't even like Britney, but I'm just saying, you have to take into account that it is a lot more difficult to sing well when you're doing stuff like that. Michael Jackson may be an exception, but I reckon it's easier to sing in a breathy falsetto than to sing properly while doing routines.

    A lot of rock musicians have a little more "freedom" with their voice so it doesn't come across as negatively.

    No matter what the style, if a singer isn't hitting the right note or singing in the wrong key it's extremely noticeable. A rock, or pop singer doesn't have any less or more freedom than one another, both styles require the singer to be hitting the right notes.

    Now if a singer is having trouble singing while dancing, then the obvious answer is to tone down the dancing. Nobody goes to see a singer to watch them dance, they go to see the live vocal performance. So there really shouldn't be any excuse for any 'singer' to mime and pass it off as a live performance.

    Also, here's two men in their 60's performing and they're not miming:



    Awesome stuff. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    liah wrote: »
    You have to take into account singing styles, though.

    If you're singing high like a female pop singer does in a very constructed manner (ie, everything has to be note-perfect while using quite a range) while trying to remember a dance routine which involves a hell of a lot of scripted movement, it's considerably more difficult.

    I don't even like Britney, but I'm just saying, you have to take into account that it is a lot more difficult to sing well when you're doing stuff like that. Michael Jackson may be an exception, but I reckon it's easier to sing in a breathy falsetto than to sing properly while doing routines.

    A lot of rock musicians have a little more "freedom" with their voice so it doesn't come across as negatively.

    Are you claiming Bruce Dickinson isn't pitch perfect and have a big range while on stage? Then you clearly know nothing of the man.

    I saw Britney on stage(a friend gave me a ticket) and she was crap. Her backup dancers were better and hotter! And since she doesn't sing, she's got fuck all to back herself up with. Sure ffs she can't even remember the name of the city she's in. she thought she was in London when in Manchester :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Well the law will change the advertising involved wont it, from Live to Live and Studio Recordings, etc.

    I mean theyd hardly Jail Britney would they?

    Not that I would mind. I just dont think theyd want to keep her.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Honestly though, I think Australia has it bang on with regards to this. Live should mean live, and if that's what a concert is being promoted as, then no part of that should be mimed. If Britney Spears (or for that matter, any pop singer or performer of any genre) cannot simply sing live, they have absolutely no business being a performer in the first place. There is no excuse for miming at all.

    And honestly, I don't believe the dance routine nonsense either. Have a watch of this:



    Geddy Lee is playing bass while singing (most expertly, I might add), I'd dare say requiring a lot more coordination than doing a few dance move, and he's 56 years of age! If someone like Britney at the age of 27 cannot sing and dance, then she's an absolute failure of a performer and shouldn't be pretending to put on 'live' shows and conning people like that.

    Biff Byford from Saxon is 58 and still performing live. So is Lemmy from Motorhead, and he's 63! Someone in the prime of their life who cannot put on a live performance is just ****ing ****e, and there's no excuse for it.

    I'm not disagreeing that it's wrong to advertise as live when it's not live. I don't think artists should perform live while miming, it's not right.

    But are you seriously comparing hand coordination to full body coordination? Yeah, I know playing and singing is incredibly difficult but it hardly puts the same physical strain on the body as a full memorized dance routine. When you move around a lot, you lose breath. Breath is required to sing. Memorization of the routine + physical exhaustion + lack of breath = hard to keep things tone perfect, which gets me back to the differences in music styles and the amount of freedom allowed in voice.

    It's all well and good to bring up metal but the style is totally different. Find another similar female pop artist with a perfect dance routine who doesn't waver in their voice at all while live, and then you have an argument-- but I'd wager the majority of them do use a little electronic background help on the matter.

    Again, I don't like Britney. I don't think she actually can sing, when all is said and done, but it's more of an overall argument. The amount of videos on youtube of artists caught out by miming should make people realize it's really not that easy and an awful lot more common than you'd think. There's videos for Beyonce, Christina Aguilera (who actually does have an amazing voice), Madonna, Cheryl, Britney, and countless others who get "caught" for it.

    You can't fault them for wanting to put on a good show, they obviously don't want to run the risk of sounding crap to millions of superficial fans so they eliminate the risk and use pre-recordings so they can focus on the gruelling physical performance. It is dodgy in fairness and if they can't sing and dance at the same time then they should tone it down so they can sing, because ultimately that's what it's there for.

    Comparing pop, which is more about the superficiality of it all in terms of visuals and being perceived to be "perfect", to something like rock or metal which is about the music itself and the emotion portrayed.. just doesn't work, imo. Just different ballgames altogether.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Honestly though, I think Australia has it bang on with regards to this. Live should mean live, and if that's what a concert is being promoted as, then no part of that should be mimed. If Britney Spears (or for that matter, any pop singer or performer of any genre) cannot simply sing live, they have absolutely no business being a performer in the first place. There is no excuse for miming at all.

    And honestly, I don't believe the dance routine nonsense either. Have a watch of this:



    Geddy Lee is playing bass while singing (most expertly, I might add), I'd dare say requiring a lot more coordination than doing a few dance move, and he's 56 years of age! If someone like Britney at the age of 27 cannot sing and dance, then she's an absolute failure of a performer and shouldn't be pretending to put on 'live' shows and conning people like that.

    Biff Byford from Saxon is 58 and still performing live. So is Lemmy from Motorhead, and he's 63! Someone in the prime of their life who cannot put on a live performance is just ****ing ****e, and there's no excuse for it.
    +1 sir. She's at the peak of her fitness or should be, yet your examples well beyond what is commonly thought of their peak are still cutting it. Hell Mick Jagger is well into OAP territory and still bounces abot and sings. No excuse for Britters I say.

    *EDIT* though Liah has a good point I have to say. If they're doing broadway stylee jazz hands routines I can see why the breath may fail.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    look, theres good looking women out there who can sing. theres good looking women who can dance. the majority of them dont get paid, and they're not famous. for someone like biritney to get famous then she must have talent. she gets paid millions, so why can anyone justify paying her all that money if shes just your average person who is expected to be able to either sing or dance?

    to me, if someone has managed to become an international superstar, then its expected that they can sing and dance at the same time. its also expected that they can sing every night too. else they'd just be normal average people with no personal trainers and vocal coaches!

    its like a professional sportsperson. they're expected to be able to do more than the average person! thats why they're there in the first place! they train every day so they CAN perform above us, and in britneys case, be fit enough to sing and dance at the same time.

    Other performers have sung and dance simultaneously while doing dance routines. its a total cop out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Also, just a side point: you don't know what they're personally going through at the time of the performance. Maybe they're having throat issues or they're sick or something. You just don't know the circumstances.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I am not a fan of Cher or Madonna in any way but they are more older than Britney and they are WELL able to go out there and dance, sing and entertain - LIVE!

    When things are as tight as they are now and you pay BIG money for your show ticket, the least you expect is to actually hear the singers sing to you, not their voice they pre-recorded months ago. If I want to see a staged act with audio sound effects - I'll go to the theatre and watch/hear a play.

    Its a rip-off and a disgusting kop-out. You don't treat fans like that - they are the ones that putting cold hard cash into the stars bank accounts!

    Its disgraceful.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    liah wrote: »
    Also, just a side point: you don't know what they're personally going through at the time of the performance. Maybe they're having throat issues or they're sick or something. You just don't know the circumstances.
    Dammit lass! You're waaaay to nice and understanding. This is AH FFS. The place for immoral indignations of many a hue and long may it continue. :D Even the phrase throat issues, you do know where that may take us with the younger and not so younger member. Hell I was tempted ;):D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    liah wrote: »
    You can't fault them for wanting to put on a good show, they obviously don't want to run the risk of sounding crap to millions of superficial fans so they eliminate the risk and use pre-recordings so they can focus on the gruelling physical performance.

    Nonsense.



    The woman has no excuse for the above.

    And the differences between genres you're just exaggerating. Any rock or metal singer still needs to sing in key, the same as any other genre of music. Do you think they just randomly sing the words in whatever key they feel like? Honestly, look at any live Iron Maiden video, Bruce is always in key, he's not running out of breath either, and he's putting in a far more grueling physical performance than Britney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Biggins wrote: »
    If I want to see a staged act with audio sound effects - I'll go to the theatre and watch/hear a play.

    On that note, I've seen Fame on stage when I was in London a few years back, the cast were not only singing live, they were doing the kind of dance moves that would make Britney's head spin. I'd say the theatre would be a far, far more live experience in comparison.

    And as far as pop goes, there's no need for it to be mimed at all. For example:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Nonsense.



    The woman has no excuse for the above.

    And the differences between genres you're just exaggerating. Any rock or metal singer still needs to sing in key, the same as any other genre of music. Do you think they just randomly sing the words in whatever key they feel like? Honestly, look at any live Iron Maiden video, Bruce is always in key, he's not running out of breath either, and he's putting in a far more grueling physical performance than Britney.

    But it's a different style of singing completely. That's my whole point.

    Also, again, you don't know what issues she might have been going through. For all you know she may have had a throat infection.

    Obviously Britney does it a lot. But what about other more "respectable" artists who've been caught out on one or two close performances and had their reputation ruined for it?

    You never know what's going on the day of that may make their job more difficult. There's too many variables.

    EDIT: What was wrong with the video? I didn't watch the entire thing because I can't stand her, so maybe I missed a major slip-up, but that just sounds like Britney's sound..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Dammit lass! You're waaaay to nice and understanding. This is AH FFS. The place for immoral indignations of many a hue and long may it continue. :D Even the phrase throat issues, you do know where that may take us with the younger and not so younger member. Hell I was tempted ;):D
    When did you get all googley eyed and crazied anyway?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭Magenta


    liah wrote: »
    Also, just a side point: you don't know what they're personally going through at the time of the performance. Maybe they're having throat issues or they're sick or something. You just don't know the circumstances.

    For 8 months running? That's how long Britney Spears has been on tour, and she has mimed every single show.

    And as for the dancing excuse, she barely even f*cking dances anymore. She just walks around the stage and waves her hands now and then.

    She is more than capable of singing and dancing at the same time when she wants to, she's just too lazy.
    The video Karl Hungus posted- that's Britney on her current world tour, miming to the exact CD recording of one of her ballads,WHILE SITTING DOWN.
    On her previous world tour, this was one of only 2 songs she ever sang live, now she doesn't bother.

    Britney singing and dancing live:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    liah wrote: »
    But it's a different style of singing completely. That's my whole point.

    That's completely irrelevant. Singing, no matter what the style of it, the tone of a singer's voice, no matter what variables, it always requires the singer to be in key and to hit certain notes. Be it pop, opera, jazz, rock, reggae, metal or Transylvanian funk-surf, singing still requires the same thing. The same way that a guitar has to be in tune, no matter what style of music you're playing on it. It doesn't matter if it's Bruce Dickinson or Bobby Darin, they're both doing the same thing, and that's singing.
    liah wrote: »
    Also, again, you don't know what issues she might have been going through. For all you know she may have had a throat infection.

    I'm not going to give someone the benefit of doubt over a nonsense 'what if' situation. The simple fact that she doesn't try to excuse the miming with such as excuse would tell you that there isn't such an issue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,027 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    saying its a different style means nothing. the performer is still jiggling their tonsils and voicebox's and whatever else. maybe the instruments in the backgorund determine the style? electric guitar. bass, drums, as opposed to saxophone, bongo drums and bagpipes! the person is still "singing". same physical motions, ie making noise come out of ur face in a certain note.

    unless u mean that britneys voice sounds different to everyone elses? shes what, 30 years old? that means shes been singing in that "style" for 25 years, maybe more. thats a lot of time to practice being able to sing for 60 minutes a night!


    ]EDIT: Karl hungus bet me to it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    If the style of singing has nothing to do with it, I'd like to see an opera singer sing effectively while performing a scripted dance routine. Somehow I can't see it working.

    Again, I'm not just talking about Britney, though the thread's about her the debate itself is a bit broader than that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Bottom line: people pay to see concerts to hear the performer sing LIVE. Not a backing track. To listen to a backing track, we might as well watch a DVD or listen to the songs on an iPod. We pay to hear you sing live, performing artists... GET FÚCKING TO IT:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    liah wrote: »
    Also, just a side point: you don't know what they're personally going through at the time of the performance. Maybe they're having throat issues or they're sick or something. You just don't know the circumstances.


    Imo, if a singers having throat issues they just shouldnt go onstage!! The gig should be re-scedualed for when they're in a better emotional or physical state. If i wanted to hear something pre recorded id just stick stick their cd on and save myself a few bob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    liah wrote: »
    If the style of singing has nothing to do with it, I'd like to see an opera singer sing effectively while performing a scripted dance routine. Somehow I can't see it working.

    Look, as you've already seen in the Iron Maiden video I've posted, physical movement doesn't impede the human body's capacity to sing, and regardless of the style of vocal, it's always produced the same way. There is no style of singing whereby the lungs and vocal chords are rendered useless via physical movement. Arguing again and again "it's a different style" means nothing and it's just making you look like you don't get it.

    Now, you initially said:
    Ever tried singing while jumping up and down? It just doesn't work.

    So, you've gone from the position that physical movement does impede singing, to fobbing it off by repeating "it's a different style" after being proved wrong with said Iron Maiden vid.

    At this stage, you might as well be saying that Britney is a cricket and sings by rubbing her legs together, therefor can't sing and dance at the same time. Which is a freaky thought... :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    By the way, hope it doesn't seem like I'm having a go at you liah, because I'm not, I just think we never really see eye to eye in discussions. Anywho, hope I've left things on a more humourous note and set seeds in people's minds that Britney might be a giant space cricket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Look, as you've already seen in the Iron Maiden video I've posted, physical movement doesn't impede the human body's capacity to sing, and regardless of the style of vocal, it's always produced the same way. There is no style of singing whereby the lungs and vocal chords are rendered useless via physical movement. Arguing again and again "it's a different style" means nothing and it's just making you look like you don't get it.

    Now, you initially said:



    So, you've gone from the position that physical movement does impede singing, to fobbing it off by repeating "it's a different style" after being proved wrong with said Iron Maiden vid.

    At this stage, you might as well be saying that Britney is a cricket and sings by rubbing her legs together, therefor can't sing and dance at the same time. Which is a freaky thought... :p

    Agree to disagree, as I've tried to sing while doing movements and it's incredibly difficult to keep one's voice steady.

    Perhaps the older people you referenced are capable of it because they've had more practice. Also, it's not like who you've referenced is doing that for the entire 60 minute show, non-stop.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    liah wrote: »
    Also, it's not like who you've referenced is doing that for the entire 60 minute show, non-stop.

    Aye, the average Iron Maiden concert would be in excess of 2 hours, and Rush would generally be on stage for about 3 hours. ;)

    There's another rant subject right there. If I saw a big artist that I'd pay loads for, and they were onstage for about hour, I'd feel very god damn short changed about that.


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