Enough with the Mary Harney jokes!

Tea-a-Maria · 2009-11-09 16:33:10

They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

09-11-2009 05:33PM

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They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

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#2 09-11-2009 05:33PM

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I agree, but did it need a thread?

You're gonna make people make jokes you know

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#3 09-11-2009 05:34PM

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Fat bitch

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#4 09-11-2009 05:35PM

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Mary Harney is a bit overweight and I find it quite amusing.

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#5 09-11-2009 05:36PM

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Ranting and Raving forum tbh.

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#6 09-11-2009 05:36PM

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#7 09-11-2009 05:36PM

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She's not fat she's just festively.....no wait she's just fat.

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#8 09-11-2009 05:36PM

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Take it back to YouTube Crocker...

🤪

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#9 09-11-2009 05:37PM

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R&R -> http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

Have to agree tho!!

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#10 09-11-2009 05:37PM

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Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

I would, but mary harney ate them all :pac:!

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#11 09-11-2009 05:38PM

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Mary Harney's fat

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#12 09-11-2009 05:38PM

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Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

Hi Mary

etc.

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#13 09-11-2009 05:39PM

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I'm horny for Harney.

Paid for by the Harney jokes are not funny association.

-Funk

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#14 09-11-2009 05:40PM

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Tea-a-Maria wrote: »

At least try to make an original joke ffs.

Ok....Mary Harney and Tea-a-Maria walk into a bar. One of them is a fat c*nt.

Thats the joke

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#15 09-11-2009 05:40PM

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Tea-a-marya

You can't fool us.

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#16 09-11-2009 05:41PM

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:eek:I've been found out!:P

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#17 09-11-2009 05:43PM

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Nice legs

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#18 09-11-2009 05:45PM

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I was actually saying this to somebody over the weekend.

I've made cracks myself, but she seems to have become a by-word for incomparable obesity and ugliness. To me , she's an admittedly overweight, average looking woman but the sheer opprobrium and comment that her appearance attracts seems a little OTT.

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#19 09-11-2009 05:46PM

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Its funny cos she's fat

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#20 09-11-2009 05:47PM

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could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flour ?

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#21 09-11-2009 05:49PM

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Mary Harney walks into a bar
the barman says "Why the long tits?"

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#22 09-11-2009 05:51PM

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Ah yes. The passing of old jokes through AH. If only people would realise when they are old.

Yore Ma
I for one welcome....
3) ????
4) Profit!
Thread about ugly hideous creature - Insert Harney joke here.

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#23 09-11-2009 05:52PM

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mary harney could be considered a guilty pleasure to

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#24 09-11-2009 05:53PM

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

could you imagine mary harney naked and rolled in flower ?

She actually has to be to have sex..
That way you can aim for the wet spot..

Without the flour it would take three days to find the vag under all the folds.

Or so I hear

<_<
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#25 09-11-2009 05:53PM

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gaz wac wrote: »

Its funny cos she's fat

She's FAT. WE know. There certainly are no skeletons in the rest of the cabinet

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#26 09-11-2009 05:54PM

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Do you know what would be really funny?
If she was like Minister for Health. What with her being morbidly obese it'd be hilarious and really ironic and stuff.

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#27 09-11-2009 05:56PM

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Wazdakka wrote: »

She actually has to be to have sex..
That way you can aim for the wet spot..

Without the flour it would take three days to find the vag under all the folds.

Or so I hear

<_<
>_>

Yeah but he said flower

I think he has fantasies of her lying atop roses a la American Beauty

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#28 09-11-2009 05:58PM

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OP is right: they're not funny!

Here's another unfunny notjoke:

The Minister for Health is going to tackle the obesity epidemic.

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#29 09-11-2009 05:58PM

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WindSock wrote: »

Yeah but he said flower

:eek: :pac:
Wow.. I must have read that to myself out loud in my head or something..

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#30 09-11-2009 06:00PM

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Wazdakka wrote: »

:eek: :pac:
Wow.. I must have read that to myself out loud in my head or something..

Maybe because you have the flour fantasy

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#31 09-11-2009 06:01PM

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Exactly. You'd never have a crook as finance minister, would you?

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