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  • #872
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Me not always drooling DEKI and stop giving me lip!!!!

    If Global warming is so rife why am i friggin frezzin:confused:


  • #873
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    only when i've shaved my legs PJ:)

    Why is Acronymn such a Long word?

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg PJF removed her post and made me look even silliour


  • #874
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    Me not always drooling DEKI and stop giving me lip!!!!
    Watch it Du or I'll give you the back of my hand;)

    If Global warming is so rife why am i friggin frezzin:confused:
    You loose your gloves again?
    PFJSplitter wrote: »
    Overactive salivary glands?

    Does Du like Christmas stockings?

    Retro51RSFlip.jpg
    Great Splitter now we'll all be drenched in drool:P


  • #875
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Sorry Du ~ how can I make it up to yew? :(

    Who took the chicken heart - dum DUM, dum DUM, dum DUM...


  • #876
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    only when i've shaved my legs PJ:)

    Why is Acronymn such a Long word?
    Because it has all those letters

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg PJF removed her post and made me look even silliour
    What makes you think Splitter is a she ?


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  • #877
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    DEK,is that slap on the ear a promise Yum yum

    PJ This is a family site{unfortunatly:(}

    I'm hungry,Should i eat the runt of the Litter or the strong one and give the runt a chance of survivol?


  • #878
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    What makes you think Splitter is a she ?

    I dunno May'be for the same reason i made the mistake YOU are female?:D

    Why am i SO confused{I blame boards}


  • #879
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    I dunno May'be for the same reason i made the mistake YOU are female?:D
    Yes Du for that and other things I am going to give you a slap on your ear
    that's going to make your hat fall over your eyes :D

    Why am i SO confused{I blame boards}
    Du you were confused when ya got here. Blame who you like -we all know the truth:confused:

    Which one have you eaten?


  • #880
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Lol Deks,even without both ears i would be able to hold My cap up by frowning.

    I decided to try and eat the Strong cute little puppy but it bit my Thumb off:eek:

    How will i tie my laces?


  • #881
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you'll have to get those velcro ones like the kiddies wear

    Did the puppy run off wioth your thumb or did he chew and swallow?


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  • #882
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    It ran off with my thumb and the poor runt is sucking it thinking it is Mammy's Mamory,The mother is vicious,I have already posted for advice on the animals&pets forum to see how i can sort this out!
    Its a dogs Life!:(

    {talk later Deks:)}

    Why is the Cardboard on Toilet roll not designed to be used when people discover there are only two sheets left?:confused:


  • #883
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Maybe you should write the manufacturer and suggest that Du

    Why do they make it so those last two squares stick to the cardboard roll anyway making them unuseable?

    (time for me to go Du- take care of you- talk later:))


  • #884
    MrMicra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 457 ✭✭MrMicra


    the saxon foe sends all the worst rolls here.

    What's that sharp stabbing pain in my chest?


  • #885
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    did you try pulling the knife out?

    What do you suggest?


  • #886
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Silly!

    Do bees bee?


  • #887
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no bees bumble

    where do we go from here?


  • #888
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail! Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail!

    Do bears bear?


  • #889
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    They bear quite a bit, but sometimes they just cants bear anymore

    What do flys do?


  • #890
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    zipper.jpg

    Up and down like a h**r's knickers...

    What's for lunch?


  • #891
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    barbeque beef sandwiches Want one?

    So what do fleas do?


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  • #892
    GO'S
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭GO'S


    Deki wrote: »
    barbeque beef sandwiches Want one?

    So what do fleas do?

    fleas dont do what flys do

    who died?


  • #893
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    The count.

    What is the purpose?


  • #894
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    The Count.

    Why do we live?


  • #895
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    The count.

    What is a good thread?


  • #896
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    count to a million.

    and what is another good one


  • #897
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    How many mods does it take to.


    Who is happy?


  • #898
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    The lad that hangs around with chappy.

    Where did all that rain come from?


  • #899
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    De Koi


    Who left the dogs out?


  • #900
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    the cat!

    who put out the cat! (after the fireman:))


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  • #901
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    John *sigh* flamin nora:)

    Why don't the jolly giant push the luas with his hand?


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