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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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  • #842
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Oh so Jif He was'nt as stupid as he sounded{dont tell him Alice thought he was an asshole}

    About the mouse well my answer is Squeak Squeek Squeek............

    I am investigating why when a person asks something they are often told "Does a Bear **** in the woods,Why does a Bear ALWAYS S**t in the woods:confused:


  • #843
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    he doesn't always sometimes he's in a field or even the zoo.

    Why do we put animals in zoos to save them?


  • #844
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    because Zoo's need saving;)

    is the Pope a Catholic?


  • #845
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    ynotdu wrote:
    I am investigating why when a person asks something they are often told "Does a Bear **** in the woods,Why does a Bear ALWAYS S**t in the woods
    because after a 4 year long study conducted by the canadian consideration for brown bears co-operative into where bears perfer to sh!t it was found that they actually do find that sh!tting in the woods is the most prefered choice. Other answers on the same survey came in at, peoples mailboxes (17%), the front lawn of people houses (14%) wheeliebins (7%) [the low number suggesting the dextrous nature needed to carry out the task without getting it everywhere around the sides]


    does the inside of a lemon actually have lemon slices in it?


  • #846
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    jif wrote: »
    because after a 4 year long study conducted by the canadian consideration for brown bears co-operative into where bears perfer to sh!t it was found that they actually do find that sh!tting in the woods is the most prefered choice. Other answers on the same survey came in at, peoples mailboxes (17%), the front lawn of people houses (14%) wheeliebins (7%) [the low number suggesting the dextrous nature needed to carry out the task without getting it everywhere around the sides]


    does the inside of a lemon actually have lemon slices in it?

    Lol Jif,now Who would have thought that Bears take were they Sh1t so seriously?{Like i'm not surprised that Canada does:pac::pac::pac::)}
    can the Canadion study be truely relied upon as We all know how bored the average Canadion gets during their severe winters and checking their bins for Bear crap would proably be a 'Highlight'of the day!:D

    Lemon slices come on cakes don't they?well that's the only place in Ireland I ever saw them:confused:

    Where do Polar bears Sh1t and does it erode the hole?


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  • #847
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    on the ice and no it's still to cold to melt through

    what time is it?


  • #848
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    9:15am!


    where is timmy gone???


  • #849
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    He's gone to the far side of St. Petersburg, you know, the side with the bus station, the old bus station, that isn't really nice anymore, a bit creepy really, and very very cold with all that concrete, but anyway - its on the far side of St. Petersburg.

    Is the word dyslexia deliberately such a hard word to spell?


  • #850
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    My Dog !


    What colour is Poo in space ?

    21/25



  • #851
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    ice white - its so cold out there the particles freeze to it and depending on if your are on the dark side of the moon or not the light will catch it in different light splitting it into many colours of the spectrum - so it depends on the size of the shadow really.

    in teh far northern artic circle even though its daylight past 4am is it called night time?


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  • #852
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    No, its called The Twilight Zone.

    What part of No do you not understand?


  • #853
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    I dont understand the N part of NO:confused:

    Why is 'being nice' underated?


  • #854
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Because overrating it would cause a panic.

    Why do people take sides?


  • #855
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    People usually take sides when in a panic!

    Did Judaes Escariat have 'god' on his side:confused:


  • #856
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Liquor in front, Poker in rear


    What's a ladder?


  • #857
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a flat staircase

    Is Santa on his way?


  • #858
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Is Rudolph screaming yet?

    Do silk panties chafe?


  • #859
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    I'm just checking that twice..................

    Who's been naughty and who's been nice?


  • #860
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no, no they don't


    do boxers feel boxy?


  • #861
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Wanna feel?

    Can naughty be nice?


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  • #862
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Not when Santa Leaves ya nuthin:(

    If the square root of something is SO important in Math Why are root vegatables never square?


  • #863
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    I'm just checking that twice..................

    Who's been naughty and who's been nice?
    me :)

    Have you hung your stocking ?


  • #864
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    Not when Santa Leaves ya nuthin:(

    If the square root of something is SO important in Math Why are root vegatables never square?
    I don't know sounds like a good idea to me:)

    Is the moon out tonight?


  • #865
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    I have lots of stockings hanging from the ceiling,every day to see if i can get another day out of them without all the trouble of fetching a new pair i throw one at the ceiling,if it sticks i know i have to go to the god-damn trouble of opening a draw!:eek:

    Why am i so Lazy?{ducks head}


  • #866
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    I don't know sounds like a good idea to me:)

    Is the moon out tonight?

    HoweLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


  • #867
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    I have lots of stockings hanging from the ceiling,every day to see if i can get another day out of them without all the trouble of fetching a new pair i throw one at the ceiling,if it sticks i know i have to go to the god-damn trouble of opening a draw!:eek:

    Why am i so Lazy?{ducks head}
    There is no explanation for you Du;)
    ynotdu wrote: »
    HoweLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    Shh -people are sleeping.

    What did you do with the remote?


  • #868
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    PFJSplitter wrote: »
    Did someone say
    673RHTMannings.jpg?
    What do you think santa will fill it with?


  • #869
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Rudolph

    Why do we dream?


  • #870
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Dont mind Me,I'm just drooling over the stocking picture.................................


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  • #871
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I hope you've brought some paper towels or something Du

    Why are you always drooling?


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