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third lifeboat on the left!

can ants sing

James T Kirk

Can they fook! :pac:

Who owns the Internet?

James T Kirk

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Can they fook! :pac:

Who owns the Internet?

I was hoping someone would find that!

Who owns the Internet?

the ants!

howmany ants does it take to change a light ulb

James T Kirk

76 (plus one to keep lookout)...

Give me a hi-5, DB! Don't leave me hangin'... :pac:

What's The Pope's job? Does he get a wage? And, if he does, what does he do?

Does he go around blessing things all day long?

Does he have to bless a certain amount of things each day?

If he blesses really fast, does god give him commission?

Does he get a bigger 'pope-hat' if he does good?

What if he blessed so much that his pope-hat got so huge that he actually became god?

Anybody ever think about this? The Pope's hat? How big it could get? No?

I want answers!

joes girls

To bless things and spray water on whatever he feels like!
Yep, better than you or me!
Yes its his job!
Yes 27, a day!
Nope he just knocks off early!
No he only gets a bigger hat when he wants to hide stuff!
Only if he hid god in it!
NO, till you made me!
Them answer any good?


Why you so holy, is it sunday already?

PFJSplitter

It's the Day of the Living Dead.


Is it safe?

Deki

who needs safe?

Can you do the Zombie shuffle?

PFJSplitter

Only at hockey games - - face-off in the corner !


Does "The Shining" sun bother Dracula?

Deki

Just for a few seconds - then it's just like dust in the wind

Why do witches cackle?

PFJSplitter

They don't have bells to scratch! :eek:


Why is there air?

spoutwell

So the microbes have somewhere to live in.

What happened your finger?

homah_7ft

Some chocolate melted on it, I promise.


Belt or braces?

Matt Holck

muscles

who's pissed at me now?

joes girls

sure is not me!!!


Why is the world spinning???

Matt Holck

when gathering dust collapsed into forming gravity wells
it spun like water going down drains

how cold is it outside?

joes girls

cold enough to stay inside!


who does really cry over spilled milk???

Deki

my brother used to- at every meal-all elbows for a while.

Who's coming to Thanksgiving Dinner?

PFJSplitter

Tom, Porky, Tweety, Pixie & Dixie


Where's Bugs?

Deki

Down the rabbit hole making out with Alice

Why is the cheshire cat always grinning?

PFJSplitter

He saw Bugs with Alice...


Alice has what again?

RunHomerRun

She has big big hair and is using a pencil as a hair-clip.

If the Russians are always rushing, what are the Irish?

Deki

Ired?

What does ohio mean in japanese?

PFJSplitter

It's early.....

Do you REALLY want an answer?

victor11

Yep!
How long is a piece of string?

PFJSplitter

In string theory, it's this long:
Superstring theory, only this long:

What's a string?

Deki

i always want an answer- and i'm not necessarily interested in reality either.


Is Santa loading the sleigh yet?

victor11

How does he do that whole roung the world thing???

who bloody tought of christmas?? Ba Humbug!

Deki

Me -Bah to Humbugs!!!

Why you a humbug?

PFJSplitter

Macy's, Bloomingdales, TJ Maxx, K-Mart, Wal-Mart


Is it early?

ynotdu

must have been a woman that thought of Christmas,they can multitask!:D

Why are ALL the things that make us feel happy bad for us?:mad: