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You're a culchie if...

  • 05-11-2009 09:21PM
    #1
    themilkyone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭


    You wave to people (knowing every one of them) with one finger whilst driving down back arse roads at around 100Kmh.... :D


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  • #2
    steamjetjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭steamjetjoe


    if you smell of veg:)


  • #3
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    themilkyone wrote: »
    You wave to people (knowing every one of them) with one finger whilst driving down back arse roads at around 100Kmh.... :D
    While towing a combine harverster with your immensely large family riding on top. Thats when you can call yourself a real culchie.


  • #4
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    You live outside of Dublin.

    /thread.


  • #5
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,700 ✭✭✭Alice1


    You nod your head instead of waving while driving down back roads at 100 KMH


  • #6
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Your a teenager and drink Buckfast in the local field every weekend.


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  • #7
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    when you hear the words "meat and two veg", you think "dinner time" rather than something dirty!


  • #8
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You own a pair of wellies


  • #9
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    If you put like at the end of a sentence, putting like in the middle of a sentence makes you a D4.


  • #10
    MikeC101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    You post "you're a ***** if" stuff from emails that started circulating about ten years ago....


  • #11
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    artanevilla wrote: »
    You live outside of Dublin.

    /thread.

    I know of lots of culchies living here in Dublin.


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  • #12
    Notorious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    If you say 'bhoy' at the end of every sentence.


  • #13
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    themilkyone wrote: »
    You wave to people (knowing every one of them) with one finger whilst driving down back arse roads at around 100Kmh.... :D

    You still use mph


  • #14
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    your sister is your wife


  • #15
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    You can name all your neighbours within a 1km radius


  • #16
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    eat in supermacs after a night out

    did ya know they is 89 supermacs in ireland, we spent today trying to name em all, yeah unemployed times in the country rawk! :P!


  • #17
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    You do realise the more is added to this thread, the less culchies there will be. There can't be taht many people who fulfil every criteria.


  • #18
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    You put "shir" (sure) at the start of a sentence.


  • #19
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    You kick the tyres of any vehicle you stand beside

    You know the price of diesel in a 50k radius to your house

    You refer to Dublin City as 'The Big Smoke'

    While in 'the Big Smoke' you met a nice fellow called The Wallet Inspector who while inspecting your wallet had to run off on an emergency call and forgot to give you your wallet back.


  • #20
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Hard Larry wrote: »
    While in 'the Big Smoke' you met a nice fellow called The Wallet Inspector who while inspecting your wallet had to run off on an emergency call and forgot to give you your wallet back.

    That's just most southside Dubliners tbh.


  • #21
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    The guy wrote: »
    If you put like at the end of a sentence, putting like in the middle of a sentence makes you a D4.
    I guess your a D4 then.


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  • #22
    Notorious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    emo!! wrote: »
    did ya know they is 89 supermacs in ireland, we spent today trying to name em all, yeah unemployed times in the country rawk! :P!

    If you say 'they is 89' rather then 'there is 89'. :p


  • #23
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    You can name all your neighbours within a 1km radius

    You're related to all your neighbours within a 1km radius.


  • #24
    Didymus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Didymus


    Yerra sure it'll be grand out it's only yesterdays date it's not gone off at all


  • #25
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    You enjoy watching Killinascully


  • #26
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Notorious wrote: »
    If you say 'they is 89' rather then 'there is 89'. :p
    meh! i was to busy farming to learn grammar in school my bad! :rolleyes:


  • #27
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    MikeC101 wrote: »
    You post "you're a ***** if" stuff from emails that started circulating about ten years ago....
    Give them a break, they only got the internet working last week.


  • #28
    segaBOY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Give them a break, they only got the internet working last week.

    And still waiting on this wideband they speak of


  • #29
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    You order Coleslaw at the Chipper

    You've been in the presence of an animal giving birth

    You can't smell silage in the country but you can smell hops when in Dublin


  • #30
    themilkyone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭themilkyone


    You say down below


    .....when really it's up the mountains :D


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  • #31
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    When your idea of a sex toy is a sheep.


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