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Anti Onion Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭Euro_Kraut


    When I become High Overlord of the Universe, first item on the agenda is the destruction of all Onions and purging all historical references to them to ensure future generations never bring them back.

    They are the work of the devil. You who eat them, you are the pawns of Satan!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    Onions, or as I like to call them "Devil Fruit". I hate the smell of raw onions. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Onions are top cock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 niamhy84


    ronano wrote: »
    i hate onions

    they ruin food

    stems from my blasted mother making us eat boiled onions,they'd get caught half way down your throat feeling like a slug oozing down as you wretch.

    I just got sick in my mouth..:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Onions are fu**ing stink


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭dasdog


    If you've ever enjoyed an Indian curry you've enjoyed eating onions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I like onions.
    They've never harmed me in any way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    BeatNikDub wrote: »
    This I have to whole-heartedly disagree with.
    I never cook with them. Lots of garlic, vegetables and spices or herbs are more than enough!

    I don't mean to alarm you, but garlic belongs to the onion family.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,248 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    I love The Onion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,193 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I love onions.

    Big, massvie slices. Yum!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    Stop whinging and go on a diet already...

    BeatNikDub wrote: »
    Sick of having to ask at the deli counter if the coleslaw is rancid raw onion free?

    Sick of peering through or having sneaky sniffs of salad bowls only to find everything has been tarnished by the most evil of red onions?

    Ever asked for gravy, only to find its littered with chunks of the vulgarity?

    Ever ordered a chinese only to find it is 70% onion, 20% meat and 10% peppers/random other vegetable?

    If so then join with me.

    Also I have some seriously tasty recipes for dinners that require NO ONIONS.
    PM's if you want them :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    Sheeps wrote: »
    Fussy eaters are the scum of the earth.


    In fairness to the OP, she's a mean cook...

    Our views on the humble onion are about the only area i can recall at this moment in time where our views on pretty much anything diverge significantly, but it's an insurmountable chasm that has reared it's head on many occasions in the past.

    I've found myself lying to her in the past about the precise variety of my lunchtime bagels, and what I've cooked myself for dinner, censoring my love of mother nature's tastiest vegetable in order to protect her delicate constitution, and thus have I learnt that those who love and who loathe the humble onion CAN co-exist in peace.
    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    i made some cheese and onion on toast and came back to this thread, onions are greet, FU op


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,120 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    All sorts of things are made better by onions!

    Toasted ham and cheese sandwiches
    Chicken curry
    Pizza
    Mexican food
    Vol au Vonts
    etc

    Yours,etc,
    an amateur cook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭jenny2hat


    Agree with OP, onions ruin food D=


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    This thread is repeating on me........... http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055652538


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,495 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Onions are ok...IN ****ING MODERATION!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 603 ✭✭✭BeatNikDub


    In fairness to the OP, she's a mean cook...

    Our views on the humble onion are about the only area i can recall at this moment in time where our views on pretty much anything diverge significantly, but it's an insurmountable chasm that has reared it's head on many occasions in the past.

    I've found myself lying to her in the past about the precise variety of my lunchtime bagels, and what I've cooked myself for dinner, censoring my love of mother nature's tastiest vegetable in order to protect her delicate constitution, and thus have I learnt that those who love and who loathe the humble onion CAN co-exist in peace.
    ;)


    Thank you for sparing me Steve.
    I owe you an onion free lunch some time!

    lol

    Re the garlic being part of the onion family - I do indeed know this but they really arent as evil a vegetable and don't appear in almost every food dish known to man!

    I shall add a poll!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Onions need to be thinly sliced and well cooked - then they're delightful.

    Raw/partially cooked/chunky - just no.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    i dont like onions in burgers, however i do on a steak or in my crisps. where do i stand in this argument?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Hells Belle


    hate them ,hate having to put all my sauces through a sieve, hate the sweaty smell, slimey texture, everything, I have a lot of hate for onions. My nan used to make me clean out the sink when I was younger and she would have huge lumps of them covered in washing up liquid floating around and I'd have to pick them out of my bare hands, yuk yuk yuk.

    I also hate people who don't believe your hatred and try to chop them up really tiny and stick the fcukers in without you noticing - mother in law I mean YOU. I tell people I'm allergic, seems to work a bit better :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 603 ✭✭✭BeatNikDub


    I also hate people who don't believe your hatred and try to chop them up really tiny and stick the fcukers in without you noticing - mother in law I mean YOU. I tell people I'm allergic, seems to work a bit better :D

    YES YES YES!!

    Cutting them up finely is just even MORE annoying. At least if they are largely cut then you can pick the feckers out easy enough.

    The allergy excuse sounds GOOD.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    OP I agree with you fully. Not only do they ruin food, they are the DEVIL!!!


    EWE.... :confused:
    onion-main_Full.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    The only good onion is a dead onion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    BeatNikDub wrote: »

    Re the garlic being part of the onion family - I do indeed know this but they really arent as evil a vegetable and don't appear in almost every food dish known to man!


    Wait till I cook you dinner so...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    BeatNikDub wrote: »
    Sick of having to ask at the deli counter if the coleslaw is rancid raw onion free?

    Sick of peering through or having sneaky sniffs of salad bowls only to find everything has been tarnished by the most evil of red onions?

    Ever asked for gravy, only to find its littered with chunks of the vulgarity?

    Ever ordered a chinese only to find it is 70% onion, 20% meat and 10% peppers/random other vegetable?

    If so then join with me.

    Also I have some seriously tasty recipes for dinners that require NO ONIONS.
    PM's if you want them :D


    I feel your pain, OP, and to make matters worse, the bastards are in just about everything.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    Dear Finely Chopped Onions,

    Fcuk you.

    Love,

    meta


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Dudess wrote: »
    Onions need to be thinly sliced and well cooked - then they're delightful.

    Raw/partially cooked/chunky - just no.

    nah, chunky, lightly softened, then chucked in to caserole


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