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I think my housemate is using my toothbrush...

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  • #32
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,796 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    SIX PACK wrote: »
    Set up a secret camera in the bathroom. that should ans your Q :)

    hope he aint using it to clean the toilet :eek:

    Yeah, I can see the court case now.

    Oh, my secret bathroom spy camera? Not at all sexual or peverted. I simply noticed only one toothbrush in the bathroom, so therefore installed the camera just to find the tooth brushing arrangements.
    Nothing else.
    Guv.
    Honest.


  • #33
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Overheal wrote: »
    Eyedrops. Great way to find the **** thats stealing your booze.

    That learned the bitch.

    Laxative powers of eye drops FTW


  • #34
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Reminds me of the urban myth that involved a young couple on holiday in spain who realised on their last day out and about . they had left their camcorder in their hotel room . A few days after returning home , they viewed their camcorder pictures only to discover on the last day in question , the cleaning staff had filmed themselfs with the camcorder doing some unmentionable things with their toothbrushs :pac:


  • #35
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    I just spoke with your housemate, he is using your toothbrush.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R-BvQ2dR2dI/AAAAAAAAKf8/exLr4rm9Zvo/s400/toothbrush.jpg


  • #36
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭Simi


    copacetic wrote: »
    Yeah, I can see the court case now.

    Oh, my secret bathroom spy camera? Not at all sexual or peverted. I simply noticed only one toothbrush in the bathroom, so therefore installed the camera just to find the tooth brushing arrangements.
    Nothing else.
    Guv.
    Honest.

    I lolled. Anyway... Obviously I'm not gonna kick him out of the house... This is afterhours. The more dramatic, the more replies!

    Right some good suggestions so far. Me & my friend have already considered most of them including the camera. But other than me listening at the door when he goes to the bathroom for brushing noises or turning his room upside down looking for a washing bag I don't see how I can easily find out.

    I'm not going to do anything disgusting to the toothbrush either. I'm just not that kinda person.


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  • #37
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Threads like this make me wonder if functional human beings frequent Boards.

    Firstly, get over yourself.

    Secondly, keep your toothbrush in your room like a normal human being. Problem solved. Problem being your paranoia btw.

    Do you really need to start a thread on Boards to highlight your lack of common sense.


  • #38
    dixiefly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,951 ✭✭✭dixiefly


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Threads like this make me wonder if function human beings frequent Boards.

    Firstly, get over yourself.

    Secondly, keep your toothbrush in your room like a normal human being. Problem solved. Problem being your paranoia btw.

    Do you really need to start a thread on Boards to highlight your lack of common sense.


    Best reply by a country mile, exactly what I intended to say only said much more succinctly.


  • #39
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Wouldn't be the first nor will it be the last nonsensical thread started in AH .


  • #40
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭Simi


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Threads like this make me wonder if function human beings frequent Boards.

    Firstly, get over yourself.

    Secondly, keep your toothbrush in your room like a normal human being. Problem solved. Problem being your paranoia btw.

    Do you really need to start a thread on Boards to highlight your lack of common sense.

    Killjoy.


  • #41
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,679 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Shove it up your gicker.


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  • #42
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,002 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Hard Larry wrote: »
    Laxative powers of eye drops FTW

    I was thinking of something a little more industrial strength. Just so there'd be absolutely no question whether or not you caused it. Something like this:


  • #43
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    OP-
    I am very curious to know why you think that someone, indeed ANYONE, would WANT to use your toothbrush.....???:confused:


  • #44
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Use their underwear.


  • #45
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭Simi


    Cicero wrote: »
    OP-
    I am very curious to know why you think that someone, indeed ANYONE, would WANT to use your toothbrush.....???:confused:

    Exactly!! Why would anyone want to use someone else's toothbrush?


  • #46
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭Simi


    Ruu wrote: »
    Use their underwear.

    Or wear everything he owns without underwear!


  • #47
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    Ruu wrote: »
    Use their underwear.

    But when his roommate notices the toothpaste on his underwear, the game's up!


  • #48
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Look, this is an opportunity horse.May cost you 5 Eurons

    Step 1... Up to the local S/market and purchase new t/brush

    Step 2... Using OLD t/brush , apply it to your hole and remove all the cladding ,tag nuts, winnits and dangleberries.Take 'em right off!!

    Step 3.. Leave old t/brush in area of use whilst keeping NEW t/brush in your own space.

    Chop chop!!


  • #49
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Simi wrote: »
    Exactly!! Why would anyone want to use someone else's toothbrush?
    Ok, let me re-phrase the question- you appear to have reached a conclusion about a house mate that places him in quite a negative light, without considering more obvious and indeed realistic explanations- you obviously have quite a low opinion about this housemate that you so quickly reach such a disparaging conclusion about him- is this an approach you have to most people you interact with or is it limited to just this one person?


  • #50
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,720 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Have you noticed when you open your warddrobe that he doesn't have any clothes in there either?

    Conclusion: he is wearing your bra and knickers right now.


  • #51
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭Simi


    Cicero wrote: »
    Ok, let me re-phrase the question- you appear to have reached a conclusion about a house mate that places him in quite a negative light, without considering more obvious and indeed realistic explanations- you obviously have quite a low opinion about this housemate that you so quickly reach such a disparaging conclusion about him- is this an approach you have to most people you interact with or is it limited to just this one person?

    Hmm maybe you're right. Maybe I do have a low opinion of most people I interact with. I guess it can all be traced back to my childhood. My father was a dentist you see...


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  • #52
    foodie66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭foodie66


    Its disgusting that anyone leaves their toothbrush in the bathroom anyway. Don't you know that all the sh!t particles fly up when flushing and go everywhere. Its true. Ever clean a window right beside a toilet? Its brown. A window in your bedroom is not. Go figure. Its disgusting. :cool:


  • #53
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,788 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Simi wrote: »
    Or wear everything he owns without underwear!
    Well why don't you just go through your own rubbish and watch yourself in the shower while your at it.


  • #54
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    copacetic wrote: »
    you used them to clear up your vision so you could watch your booze?
    Oh they cleared out something.


  • #55
    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    PM The Citizen - he'll be round there in a flash to bring pain


  • #56
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    foodie66 wrote: »
    Its disgusting that anyone leaves their toothbrush in the bathroom anyway. Don't you know that all the sh!t particles fly up when flushing and go everywhere. Its true. Ever clean a window right beside a toilet? Its brown. A window in your bedroom is not. Go figure. Its disgusting. :cool:

    I keep mine in a cupboard on the opposite side of the bathroom. No sh!t for me :cool:

    If i found out someone had been using my toothbrush i think id puke. Im all for dental hygiene


  • #57
    dentalnurse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    Id say he's just keeping it in his room!!!


  • #58
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Simi wrote: »
    Hmm maybe you're right. Maybe I do have a low opinion of most people I interact with. I guess it can all be traced back to my childhood. My father was a dentist you see...

    I believe they were questioning mental not dental issues ;)


  • #59
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    foodie66 wrote: »
    Its disgusting that anyone leaves their toothbrush in the bathroom anyway. Don't you know that all the sh!t particles fly up when flushing and go everywhere. Its true. Ever clean a window right beside a toilet? Its brown. A window in your bedroom is not. Go figure. Its disgusting. :cool:


    Load of rubbish buddy, no way shíte particles could get up onto the window.

    Lest someone blew a load up there.


  • #60
    foodie66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭foodie66


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Load of rubbish buddy, no way shíte particles could get up onto the window.

    Lest someone blew a load up there.


    Im tellin ya it happens!!!

    Don't u ever watch Kim and Aggie :rolleyes:


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  • #61
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Not in my shíthouse pilgrim, containment, thats the name of the game.


    Urban myth there.


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