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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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  • #812
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You talking to them???

    What they telling you to do?


  • #813
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    They're not worth replying to.

    Why aren't there more gay supermarkets?


  • #814
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    You talking to them???

    What they telling you to do?

    "Must kill DEKI" "must kill DEKI" i find it a bit disturbing TBH,have ya not spotted my drooling stains on yar window yet?:eek:

    Should i eat My bed before the bed-bugs eat me?


  • #815
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    spoutwell wrote: »
    They're not worth replying to.

    Why aren't there more gay supermarkets?

    because once a person goes into a gay supermarket they 'Have to come out?????

    Why do most people never get their trolly coins back:confused:


  • #816
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (just ignore those voices DuNo du have not thought you were finally cleaning up after yourself- rain must have taken care of them for you.)
    Don't eat your bed Du- save it for winter when you are truly hungry

    If I wish on a star will it come true?


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  • #817
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    (just ignore those voices DuNo du have not thought you were finally cleaning up after yourself- rain must have taken care of them for you.)
    Don't eat your bed Du- save it for winter when you are truly hungry

    If I wish on a star will it come true?

    That would contrary to popular belief depend on 'where You are'

    OK who's my REAL Father?


  • #818
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm not sure of the name but he breathes really heavy and wears a long black cape, carries a long funny kind of flashlight?

    Where have you hidden the formula?


  • #819
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Jeez Deki it must be him alright coz it is like a police description of me{recently given out on America's most wanted!:eek:}
    Oh and the 'Formula is in the babies bottle where its supposed to be,Explosive stuff that Semtex,NASA needs to rescue the baby everytime it farts!!!!!!!

    WHY should "You never throw Your Granny off a bus"???
    Like seriously what use are they except at birthday and xmas:confused:


  • #820
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Because Grannies come back every full moon and stand at the foot of your bed with their cheek turned to you for a kiss- better to keep them around:eek:

    Who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge?


  • #821
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    My Granny put the empty milk carton back into the fridge,She was having a 'Senior moment' but after Your warning dek i decided not to kill her, the alternative you suggest was just too horrible to contemplate:eek:

    Why cant We have two suns for both Hemispheres and Always have daylight, (god is so thoughtless I am not going to ever pray to that black woman again! So there god,do yar worst;)}


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  • #822
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    If it's day all the time we'd never get all those important things we do in the dark- done
    (ya know the lightning bolt's not far away Du)

    Why do you suppose God is female?


  • #823
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Important things We do in the dark?You mean hitting our shins off hard objects on an emergency trip to the Lav after a night out:confused:

    Oh You mean the 'other thing':o:o:o

    Why should'nt god{notice the non capitol G)be a woman or black or both?

    to quote Casious Clay/Muhammed Ali when he was locked up for refusing to join the Army and was asked why, he said "No viet-Cong ever called Me a N1gGer"

    How come when i brought My clock back I did not get a refund:confused:


  • #824
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Doesn't count if you tripped on the cord in the dark when you hit your shin during that emergency trip after your night out - warranty doesn't cover you being half sloshed:p


    (and I just thought you thought god was a woman cause god has all the answers:))

    What color are your shoes?


  • #825
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Doesn't count if you tripped on the cord in the dark when you hit your shin during that emergency trip after your night out - warranty doesn't cover you being half sloshed:p


    (and I just thought you thought god was a woman cause god has all the answers:))

    What color are your shoes?

    Legal team on behalf of the member known as ynotdu(AKA known as DU)

    They accepted his money when he was 100% sloshed.He hit his shin on the chewing-gum that he keeps on his 'bedpoast overnight'

    DU says fcuk off legal team:
    Women don't even know the questions let alone the answers!:pac::pac::pac:

    Regarding my shoes i used to feel sorry for myself because i had no shoes until i met a man who had no feet{it was the first time i had glanced Myself in the mirror!:eek::)}

    Ahem i forgot to ask a Stupid question,(i'm so clevor it is difficult for me to think of a stupid question:)

    Is that Stupid of Me?


  • #826
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :rolleyes:Poor Du tsk tsk- women know enough not to anwer the questions- no self incrimination here :o
    never look into mirrors- you'll frighten yourself:p

    Do your socks match?


  • #827
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    I have this strange pair - but the funny thing is, there is another pair just like them!

    Who took chicken heart?


  • #828
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Chicken lost heart and decided to cross the road whilst a bus was due:(

    Why has a road never crossed a chicken?


  • #829
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    roads just never take the chances

    Did you bring your coat?


  • #830
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    does that mean Ive pulled then.



    why do dogs bark?


  • #831
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    It's SO cold my stupid coat refused to go out
    thats another return to shop:mad:

    Why is Ice slippy?


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  • #832
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    so the unbalanced can make us laugh




    why is black paint black?


  • #833
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    jif wrote: »
    .why do dogs bark?


    cause they can't moo?
    ynotdu wrote: »
    Why is Ice slippy?

    Cause it thinks it's funny when you fall on your bottom


    Why does snow fall?


  • #834
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Lol about the unbalanced.

    Black is black because i want my baby back(according to the song)

    Why do some camals have one hump and others two?


  • #835
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    because some are just greedy bastids



    why do we wear shoes on our feet and not our ears?


  • #836
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    jif wrote: »
    because some are just greedy bastids



    why do we wear shoes on our feet and not our ears?

    Sorry Jif i could not Hear this post.

    Deki snow falls because it would look silly if it went up.

    why are Gereatrics ALWAYS old?


  • #837
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    because they age going backwards



    can dolphins juggle effectively?


  • #838
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    only if they juggle fish balls

    is it tomorrow yet?


  • #839
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    tommorow never dies



    were you near the horse when he kicked ye?


  • #840
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    only if they juggle fish balls

    is it tomorrow yet?

    Deki it is tomorrow west of the dateline and today East of it.
    Now imagine if You lived right on the dateline and You spread yar legs {No bother to YOU} then you would be living two days at once!

    Was that guy who was living next door to Alice 24 Years waiting for a chance for real?:eek:


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  • #841
    jif
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭jif


    I heard he was sub letting and getting the new tennant to report back to him
    any changes which he observed in Alices house, and instead moved 4 miles away coser to the beach, but stayed in contact with a cleverly hidden dwarf in the garden who would relay the information back to the guy 4 miles away (like a carrier pigeon) via a series of well concealed tunnels running under their houses.

    when mice use a mouse (for a computer) is the irony lost on them entirely?


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