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  • #782
    victor11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭victor11


    I'm not
    What was Scrooge's real name.


  • #783
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    never too early- late is always worse- well maybe not quite, but then i think death would find you,

    What's the "secret Word"?


  • #784
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Twin Pines!

    What's hi in the middle and round on the ends?


  • #785
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    THREE posts timed at 23.15 i cannot compute:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    Why cant i compute?


  • #786
    victor11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭victor11


    Change the batteries
    Why is the moon so bright tonight


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  • #787
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    The Moon had its IQ tested today,turns out it is very Bright!

    Do Women get a pain in their ovary's like men get a pain in their balls?
    {after all testes are just heavy ovaries that dropped:)


  • #788
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Don't know Du you what kind of pain you got?

    how high could i jump if i was on the moon?

    (hi du)


  • #789
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    How high are you now?


    Whose moon you jumping on?


  • #790
    victor11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭victor11


    Acording to her indoors - YES!!!!!

    Why am I talking/IM'ing you?


  • #791
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    well Deki on the Moon you would be one sixth of Your weight on Earth So that would put You at about 20 stone were at least you could walk!:pac::pac::pac::D

    why is the Eqatour only a line on a map to most people?Dont just share the Love,Share the Sun I say, Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr friggin freezin here tonight


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  • #792
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    The moon's too bloody bright...?

    What planet we on?


  • #793
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    well Deki on the Moon you would be one sixth of Your weight on Earth So that would put You at about 20 stone were at least you could walk!:pac::pac::pac::D
    :rolleyes:What???!!! I'm going to blast you off to the moon without a space ship du!
    Oh and I read what you said to holly bout me last night,:mad::p:pac:

    why is the Eqatour only a line on a map to most people?Dont just share the Love,Share the Sun I say, Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr friggin freezin here tonight
    Cold here too. Why do we have winter?


  • #794
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    PFJSplitter wrote: »
    The moon's too bloody bright...?

    What planet we on?

    the 3rd rock from the Sun.

    Why do constipated people constantly say i give them a pain in the Ass?:confused:


  • #795
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    So we can enjoy NHOs, of course...


    Who took chicken heart?


  • #796
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    So we can go around saying, brass monkey weather, innit?

    What's that thing on your forehead?


  • #797
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    666?


    Or "V"?


  • #798
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    SO You caught my comment last night DEKI,in China they call that tough!:)

    why do dogs Sniff each others bums whilst women smell mens wallets?:D


  • #799
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Why do men think women care about men's mouldy wallets?

    Why do men believe waving money about is romantic

    (yes du they call that tough here too!)


  • #800
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Why do men think women care about men's mouldy wallets?

    Why do men believe waving money about is romantic

    (yes du they call that tough here too!)

    COZ Deki when old men's bits get mouldy all they have is their wallets to 'wave' about Lol.

    why is my heart so blue?


  • #801
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Briefs are too tight....


    Do we need to hear this?


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  • #802
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    can't be cause it's true- must be poor circulation- get up and do some jumping jacks

    Why are the stars unattainable?


  • #803
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    So we don't fall off trying to grab them.

    What's so spare about spare ribs?


  • #804
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    PFJSplitter wrote: »
    Briefs are too tight....


    Do we need to hear this?

    Lol PJF yeah perhaps that's just TOO much information:)


  • #805
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    spoutwell wrote: »
    So we don't fall off trying to grab them.

    What's so spare about spare ribs?

    the meaty part?

    Why does barbeque sauce have to be so sweet?


  • #806
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Yer doin' fine, Y - Carpe Diem

    Me? Stoooooopid? [can't wait for this answer - be honest!]


  • #807
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    PJF are You still stupid enough to wonder why?{sniggers to self}


  • #808
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    No everyone sits on a dog turd once in a while.

    Are you still hearing voices?


  • #809
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no now it's an annoying buzzing sound

    What happened here?


  • #810
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Its ok somebody just died.

    Why is everyone so upset?


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  • #811
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Which one of you's said I hear voices?

    You still Answering them?


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