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staker · 23-10-2009 02:39AM

Simmental is one of the best bullocks ever

is a piedmontese a good cat?

Deki · 23-10-2009 03:20AM

I thought they were beef cattle- you mean we've been eating cats?

Why don't men have wings?

Matt Holck · 23-10-2009 05:57AM

because Saturday leaves little time to prepare

why move at all?

23-10-2009 09:40AM

because that grand piano leaving the penthouse window has your name on it!

why has the grass not been cut

Jesus Juice · 23-10-2009 05:07PM

BeCAUSE IT DOESNT FCUKING WANT TO RIGHT.

Why do planes land in water?

23-10-2009 05:24PM

because they can't water onto water.

staker · 24-10-2009 02:09AM

water way to reply!

water water n' water awter together be called?

Deki · 24-10-2009 02:12AM

wet

will the rain end?

staker · 24-10-2009 02:21AM

only at the d

is it dry between the drops?

Deki · 24-10-2009 02:25AM

mostly if you're quick

why can i never remember my camera?

staker · 24-10-2009 02:29AM

cos it's not tied to your shoulders

why is the ice cream in the photo not cold when i lick it?

Deki · 24-10-2009 02:38AM

it just came out of the copier

Who used the last of the shampoo/

joes girls · 26-10-2009 02:20PM

I ran out of washing up liquid!!!

why does my dishes shine so much!!!

26-10-2009 03:20PM

Because you used hi-shine varnish instead.

why is it a bank holiday when the banks don't go away for the day.

Deki · 31-10-2009 04:10AM

no but they refuse to work

why do people wear turtle necks?

ardinn · 31-10-2009 04:38AM

Shellsuits

What are chavs called chavs?

James T Kirk · 31-10-2009 05:35AM

Council House And Violent is a popular misconception, I forget the proper explanation.

Does that bloke in the TV series, Medium, ever get a decent night's kip, with his wife jumping up screaming every five minutes?

Clare_Guy · 31-10-2009 05:48AM

psst... he's behind all the crimes, he whispers the details to her while she's asleep, hence the dreams. He's trying to kill her through sleep deprivation to enable him to openly see his gay lover but little did he know his wife, the mad bint, has the constitution of a buddhist monk....

Where is the big dipper in relation to orion's belt? (northern hemisphere, obviously)

Deki · 31-10-2009 05:53AM

Hangs right off the buckle- he likes having it around in case he runs into someone with a pot of beans.

Why do they make pet chimpanzees wear clothes?

James T Kirk · 31-10-2009 08:16AM

George Dubya started that... :pac:

Can someone give me directions to the Internet? I appear to have gotten lost on Boards.ie...

Deki · 31-10-2009 08:22AM

I would but everytime I think I've got it they move again

Why do stars twinkle?

James T Kirk · 31-10-2009 08:43AM

Cos they're gay?

Why do planets spin?

Deki · 31-10-2009 08:55AM

they 're trying to make themselves dizzy?

With all the remotes in this room why do I never have one at hand?

Matt Holck · 31-10-2009 09:09AM

because you have six

James T Kirk wrote: »

Cos they're gay?

Why do planets spin?

when gathering dust collapsed into forming gravity wells
it spun like water down a drains

how cold is it outside?

Deki · 31-10-2009 09:29AM

it's how warm tonight Matt.

How cold is it there?

Matt Holck · 31-10-2009 10:16AM

cold as a hard glass reflection

when do the lights go out?

Deki · 31-10-2009 10:19AM

not till you shut your eyes

Where is the end of the road?

Matt Holck · 31-10-2009 10:24AM

over the fence

are we stuck in a rut?

James T Kirk · 31-10-2009 10:28AM

David Icke calls that "The Time Loop"...

Is he mad?

Matt Holck · 31-10-2009 10:50AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz0DqAUWUpI

how do I get out of here?

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