Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

Epic Tissue · 29-10-2009 05:42PM

Bulimia

Twice the Taste, Zero the Calories!

Saw it on some internet comic I think, rather than a tshirt.

ToniTuddle · 29-10-2009 05:52PM

Victor_M wrote: »

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

Ahhh now. Don't be all serious on us. Sure it's all a bit of craic:p We're gonna be dead soon enough:cool:

I also have another one with an outline of William Wallace (Braveheart film) standing beside the Delorean car from Back To The Future and it says

"Great Scot"

fizzynicenice · 29-10-2009 06:03PM

Am making one for my ex-pat buddy who lives in Holland saying
"I went to Amsterdam and all I got was this lousy chlamydia"

DevilsBreath · 29-10-2009 06:04PM

Victor_M wrote: »

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

You got beaten up by a couple of geeks didn't ya.

Mal-Adjusted · 29-10-2009 06:27PM

dodgyme wrote: »

If you rely on your T-shirt to be witty you have problems. And I didnt see that on a tee-shirt

see, that's the difference etween people who have a sense of humour...and you.

ToniTuddle · 29-10-2009 07:40PM

Got one that says
The Evolution of Rock and underneath in order is
A Rocking Cradle (baby)
Guitar (teen)
Rocking Chair (ole granny!)

Life pretty much is in that order!

Kiith · 29-10-2009 07:55PM

May have been posted already, but whatever
http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/rtfm.jpg

deman · 29-10-2009 09:18PM

Picture approaching a big guy wearing a t-shirting saying "NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN" and try not to laugh. I didn't hold it in.

OutlawPete · 30-10-2009 12:26AM

ToniTuddle wrote: »

I also have another one with an outline of William Wallace (Braveheart film) standing beside the Delorean car from Back To The Future and it says

"Great Scot"

Excellent, would love one of those

hallelujah · 30-10-2009 12:28AM

I once saw a t-shirt with 'All Homosexuals are gay' on it.

ToniTuddle · 30-10-2009 10:44PM

Nico22 wrote: »

Excellent, would love one of those

www.snorgtees.com

Got caught the first time round having to pay excess tax or something...but as I became a good customer they made sure that didn't happen again:D

www.bustedtees.com think that is the right address. It has few more political and harder to figure out ones

www.8ostees.com not sure if that's the right address either...I've been avoiding those sites.....(until me college grant comes in:P)

argosy2006 · 30-10-2009 11:02PM

http://veryfunnytshirts.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sorry-im-a-little-horse-t-shirt.jpg

cup of tea · 06-04-2010 12:55PM

If god didn't want us to eat animals....he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

Wore it accidently on good friday....didn't realise until it was pointed out to me

Zascar · 06-04-2010 01:24PM

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night

If a fat chick falls in the forrest, do the trees laugh?

I support Gay Marriage - but only if both chicks are Hot

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass

More here

orourkeda · 06-04-2010 01:27PM

The hitlers European Tour one was an all time classic

XxMCRxBabyxX · 06-04-2010 01:51PM

Used to have a "Bored of the Beckhams" tshirt when I was younger and they were all over the media. Loved when randomers would compliemt on it!

Love this one now!
http://www.snorgtees.com/abstinence9999effective-p-793.html

Max Power1 · 06-04-2010 02:16PM

Zascar wrote: »

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night

More here

lol
LMAO at that one

ToniTuddle · 06-04-2010 07:07PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Love this one now!
http://www.snorgtees.com/abstinence9999effective-p-793.html

I bought that one last week!!!

Along with this one seeing as I'm heading to NY for the summer

http://www.snorgtees.com/ionlylikenyasafriend-p-731.html

krustydoyle · 06-04-2010 07:20PM

PaintDoctor wrote: »

It said "Mary was only a virgin", with a slutty pic of Mary winking, smirking, with one finger over lips in a ssssh action, and a tiny line of text underneath "if you don't count anal".

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_thumb.jpg

Ive got this t shirt and plenty of others ive bought from t shirt hell.. you'd wanna see the looks i get sometimes... haha:D:pac::D

krustydoyle · 06-04-2010 07:32PM

Zascar wrote: »

Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night

If a fat chick falls in the forrest, do the trees laugh?

I support Gay Marriage - but only if both chicks are Hot

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass

More here

This t shirt gets me into a lot of trouble but i still wear it out..;)

Zascar · 06-04-2010 07:34PM

krustydoyle wrote: »

This t shirt gets me into a lot of trouble but i still wear it out..;)

It's brilliant, my absolute favourite. What sort of things to people (fat girls) say when you wear it?

06-04-2010 07:53PM

Girl wearing a "Put your Willy Wonka in my Chocolate Factory" tshirt..

merengueca · 06-04-2010 08:03PM

Tinkerbell09 wrote: »

My latest one has a deckchair and says "Where's Grandad?"

Hairybaby? I have that one too....

dr gonzo · 06-04-2010 08:05PM

Dont know if its been said but i have a t-shirt hell one that says "How dare i wear this goddamn shirt in front of your ****ing kids".

Like most t-shirt hell shirts i would classify it as funny at the time.

SeanKev · 06-04-2010 08:19PM

FTW!

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-need-a-girl-who-can-handle-my-load/

Iron Hide · 06-04-2010 08:22PM

Had one a while ago that had a caricature of a giant stick figure destroying skyscrapers tagline was " I'm huge in Japan" Sort of fits really coz im like 6'4" or something