Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

Mike Bassett

Just curious,I saw a good one today..well i thought it was..it had a picture of waldo and a globe and it said 'I get around'. I thought it was funny,anyone else seen any good ones lately?and im not talking those 'if found please return to the pub' rubbish. ahhh if i see one more of them!!

genericguy

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

Mike Bassett

genericguy wrote: »

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

Is there anywhere you can actually wear that tshirt? besides america of course:D

cmpunk

3 wolfs for me
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

KTRIC

I quite like my "I'm not a racist but..." t-shirt

El Weirdo

I like my "Welcome to the monthly thread about witty t-shirt slogans" t-shirt...

FruitLover

I want to make a shirt upon which is emblazoned:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I have to buy 'witty' t-shirts to speak for me"

MagicMarker

Aw yeah

brummytom

genericguy wrote: »

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

I need to get one of those and wear it round Birmingham town centre don't I?

Owen

It said "Mary was only a virgin", with a slutty pic of Mary winking, smirking, with one finger over lips in a ssssh action, and a tiny line of text underneath "if you don't count anal".

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_thumb.jpg

GLaDOS

One I have: "Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days"

brendansmith

PaintDoctor wrote: »

It said "Mary was only a virgin", with a slutty pic of Mary winking, smirking, with one finger over lips in a ssssh action, and a tiny line of text underneath "if you don't count anal".

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_thumb.jpg

Jesus, thats a bit much now, and im not religious in any sense of the word


PS: 'Witty' T-shirts are for nerds

MagicMarker

I also like this one.

I bought one myself in Utah, but it's old and faded now.

myflipflops

My 28 year old former house mate had a t shirt saying 'I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look'. Not particularly entertaining in itself.

It only got funny when he wore it when meeting his girlfriends father for the first time. Classy.

jenny2hat

I saw one, ''I refuse to engage in a battler of wits with an unarmed person'' and I thought it was good

jumpguy

"Uzi Does It"

I saw it in some video somewhere...

ironictoaster

http://287857.spreadshirt.ie/shop/article/recommend/article/5911554

OutlawPete

Mike Bassett wrote: »

Just curious,I saw a good one today..well i thought it was..it had a picture of waldo and a globe and it said 'I get around'. I thought it was funny,anyone else seen any good ones lately?and im not talking those 'if found please return to the pub' rubbish. ahhh if i see one more of them!!

Seen a girl with "Save Virgins" on the front .. and on the back in said "F**K Me Instead"

Overheal

"I hate the bands that you like."

Midnight_EG

How do racist jokes start?

Then on the back

'With a look over your shoulder'



:L

builttospill

I hate statement t-shirts. I couldn't give a fcuk if I saw the greatest joke ever emblazoned on one. I cringe when I see cretins wearing them who have very apparent self esteem issues. Actually now that you mention it I think this is one of my pet hates. Over to the Ranting and Raving forum for me with this one.

Elessar

I'm not an alcoholic I'm a DRUNK. Alcoholics go to meetings.

thomond2006

"Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians"

TEMPLAR KNIGHT

i saw a polish person with one saying " i dont fu*king eat swans"

ascanbe

FruitLover wrote: »

I want to make a shirt upon which is emblazoned:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I have to buy ''witty' t-shirts to speak for me"

I'd go for one that says:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I don't have to buy 'witty' t-shirts to speak for me; but I do have to buy one that expresses my contempt for those that wear 'witty' t-shir...oh, wait'.

I get your point.
Still, each to their own.

mise_me_fein

I also hate t shirts like this but this one from the People Vs Larry Flint movie is great.

http://www.bewild.com/huwiiwasblt.html

He wears it in the courtroom in place of a suit I suppose.

Podge2k7

FTW!!!

Keogg

FruitLover wrote: »

I want to make a shirt upon which is emblazoned:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I have to buy 'witty' t-shirts to speak for me"

like the one from xkcds webcomics?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/witty_square_0.png

OutlawPete

This thread is the perfect example of one that would be improved a hundred fold if we could add images on AH .. :cool:

hairyfairy00

Never fails to make me laugh! http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/ob-gyn-kenobi/

Tar.Aldarion

more interested in the swallow one on the left.


http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/60fd/?cpg=ab

o1s1n

brendansmith wrote: »

PS: 'Witty' T-shirts are for nerds

So are internet message boards.

jumpguy wrote: »

"Uzi Does It"

I saw it in some video somewhere...

I bought one of them while in New York.

Was walking towards Times Square and a big home boy comes up to me, points his fingers at me like a gun and goes 'yeah it does! right in da ****ing head!'

I never wore that tshirt again.

**Timbuk2**

There's no such thing as a witty t-shirt. They all make the wearer look like an unfunny idiot.

Acoustic

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

There's no such thing as a witty t-shirt. They all make the wearer look like an unfunny idiot.

i have a few and in fairness ive had people say " that t-shirt is class " etc

i dont take them seriously ( the t-shirts ) and the people in pubs etc dont either

so the muppets saying their for nerds or for un-witty people , well i bet your still wearing your levi's and ben sherman and kickers ye plebs

Cadiz

Saw one on someone in Galway years ago that said: WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMME

I didn't think it made him an unfunny idiot, I thought it was hilarious

Cadiz

genericguy wrote: »

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

That's a ****e t-shirt!

daca88

some good ones on here ->http://www.hairybaby.com/index.php

i quite like witty t-shirts, havent seen one that has been very funny though...maybe just made me chuckle a bit
i actually have a good a-team one, it's in that big headed cartoon style pictures of the a-team on it and it says 'i love it when a plan comes together'

Ross_Mahon

http://rlv.zcache.com/you_off_my_planet_tshirt-p235412967352276715t5hl_400.jpg

OutlawPete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i9nAw_aPWM

That_Guy

http://www.teesnthings.com/ProductImages/novelty/funny-one-liner-t-shirts/witty-phrase-tee-shirt.jpg

scoile

Instant Asshole.


Just Add Alcohol.

Mike Bassett

Acoustic wrote: »

i have a few and in fairness ive had people say " that t-shirt is class " etc

i dont take them seriously ( the t-shirts ) and the people in pubs etc dont either

so the muppets saying their for nerds or for un-witty people , well i bet your still wearing your levi's and ben sherman and kickers ye plebs

Couldnt say it better myself! It's not like ya put on the shirt thinking 'Wow im the funniest person ever'. It's just a bit of banter and on many a night out it's a great conversation starter.If anything to me it shows you have got a personality and you dont take yourself seriously and are up for a laugh,unlike those people so afraid to stand out from the crowd they buy their designer clobber and blend in with everyone else for a miniscule obscure existence.:P

hooradiation

Overheal wrote: »

"I hate the bands that you like."

Everything is better with Venn Diagrams

sneakerfreak

wheres the cheapest place to get them made in good quality in dublin?

tshirthell have some great ones and threadless.com are excellent too but to get one physically made in front of you would be nice ,screen printed too not that old ****ty transfer paper

Ferris_Bueller

wheres the cheapest place to get them made in good quality in dublin?

tshirthell have some great ones and threadless.com are excellent too but to get one physically made in front of you would be nice ,screen printed too not that old ****ty transfer paper

Theres a place in St.Stephens green shopping centre that does them, not too sure what they use though.

sneakerfreak

Ferris_Bueller wrote: »

Theres a place in St.Stephens green shopping centre that does them, not too sure what they use though.

thanks man but its ****ty transfers there like most places

Ted Bundy

"Been there, done that, bought the taoiseach"

rockmongrel

Overheal wrote: »

"I hate the bands that you like."

Red vs Blue?

I have that t-shirt

Celly Smunt

"if found,please return to the pub"...cracks me up :rolleyes:

Liam Byrne

I love this one:

http://images7.cafepress.com/product/94623027v10_350x350_Front_Color-Black.jpg

Darksaga87

I have one that reads:

"come to the dark side, we have cookies - V"

And a guy with his arse on floor that says "LMAO"