Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

oisinmc14 · 27-10-2009 10:52PM

link please cant find it:(:(

WHIP IT! · 27-10-2009 10:57PM

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

There's no such thing as a witty t-shirt. They all make the wearer look like an unfunny idiot.

You, on the other hand, are soooo cool :rolleyes:

I got this one, made famous by Zack Braaf in Scrubs...

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/im-what-willis-was-talkin-bout

and this one...

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/what-the-****-did-you-call-me-pot-and-kettle

fillmore jive · 27-10-2009 11:07PM

ahh here no one posted this yet: http://www.conman.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/maxwell-haughey-conman.jpg

xoxyx · 27-10-2009 11:12PM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

I love this one:

http://images7.cafepress.com/product/94623027v10_350x350_Front_Color-Black.jpg

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Oh God - I'm a dork!!

I also love - "Beards - they grow on you".

I find it very, very funny!

ToniTuddle · 28-10-2009 12:55AM

Nico22 wrote: »

Nooooooooo!! :eek: Not in that way! I didn't mean better, your body .. nooo, no .. better, like .. witty better, not your ... boo .. just better as in 'I bet they look good'.

Noooooooo :eek: .. god I didn't mean, NOT them, not your .. ah jesus, I mean your t-shirts look good not ..

Ye fart head!:p
Though I never realised when I bought them that the majority of the pictures or wordings were written across my boo........*ahem* them!:eek:

grenache · 28-10-2009 04:53AM

I have one that says.. 'BEN THERE, DUNNE THAT, BOUGHT THE TAOISEACH'

DO'Carlo/Wex · 28-10-2009 05:11AM

I have a few of ones images of which are on my Bebo but PM me with an E-Mail Ady & I'll send ye Images as Attachments. Here are what it says on them:
Boycott Beijing (x 3, Imported from US Pre-Olympics).
Masturbation is NOT a Crime! Bought somewhere in Dublin & Overpriced.
Never trust a Commie! The Amount of People who thought I was refering to Chefs was ridiculous.
Padraig Nally 1, John "Frog" Ward 0! The Man's a Ledgend & NOT for killing Mr.Ward, for defending his' own property.
May The Road Rise With You! Guess the Song?
Anger is an Energy. Go on, Guess!
I am The Antichrist! Sensing a Pattern?
Ding-Dong, I've a Big Schlong! Ice-breaker!
Giving Less of a **** Everyday! Wore into work a few times.
Zero Defects. My Ex-Employers' Ex Hr Person thought it'd be a Good Idea for Each Dept. to Achieve ZD & a T-Shirt as a Reward would boost Staff Morale. Wasn't a Good Idea & Didn't.

komodosp · 28-10-2009 03:11PM

The only one I actually laughed at was on sale on The Onion website

"The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area"

But don't really see the point in buying it... I don't laugh at it any more (as one doesn't when hearing a joke more than once)

pikachucheeks · 28-10-2009 03:14PM

I always liked my 'Jesus is my homeboy' one.
I had one that said 'I'm the only gay in the village' too. Couldn't wear it though, because I actually did live in a village... :pac:

Friend of mine in college has one "it aint gonna suck itself" ... Charming!

komodosp · 28-10-2009 03:17PM

...and you're only witty if you came up with the quote yourself...

OutlawPete · 28-10-2009 03:19PM

DO'Carlo/Wex wrote: »

I have a few of ones images of which are on my Bebo but PM me with an E-Mail Ady & I'll send ye Images as Attachments. Here are what it says on them:
Boycott Beijing (x 3, Imported from US Pre-Olympics).
Masturbation is NOT a Crime! Bought somewhere in Dublin & Overpriced.
Never trust a Commie! The Amount of People who thought I was refering to Chefs was ridiculous.
Padraig Nally 1, John "Frog" Ward 0! The Man's a Ledgend & NOT for killing Mr.Ward, for defending his' own property.
May The Road Rise With You! Guess the Song?
Anger is an Energy. Go on, Guess!
I am The Antichrist! Sensing a Pattern?
Ding-Dong, I've a Big Schlong! Ice-breaker!
Giving Less of a **** Everyday! Wore into work a few times.
Zero Defects. My Ex-Employers' Ex Hr Person thought it'd be a Good Idea for Each Dept. to Achieve ZD & a T-Shirt as a Reward would boost Staff Morale. Wasn't a Good Idea & Didn't.

If you have Windows Movie Maker you could make a vid (it's real easy) upload to YouTube and then post it .. make sure they are ironed though, we have standards here

If you don't have it .. PM me and I'll make one for you. With your choice of song of course

magma69 · 28-10-2009 03:26PM

"I F*CKED THE OLSEN TWINS BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS"

AnonoBoy · 28-10-2009 03:35PM

DO'Carlo/Wex wrote: »

I have a few of ones images of which are on my Bebo but PM me with an E-Mail Ady & I'll send ye Images as Attachments. Here are what it says on them:
Boycott Beijing (x 3, Imported from US Pre-Olympics).
Masturbation is NOT a Crime! Bought somewhere in Dublin & Overpriced.
Never trust a Commie! The Amount of People who thought I was refering to Chefs was ridiculous.
Padraig Nally 1, John "Frog" Ward 0! The Man's a Ledgend & NOT for killing Mr.Ward, for defending his' own property.
May The Road Rise With You! Guess the Song?
Anger is an Energy. Go on, Guess!
I am The Antichrist! Sensing a Pattern?
Ding-Dong, I've a Big Schlong! Ice-breaker!
Giving Less of a **** Everyday! Wore into work a few times.
Zero Defects. My Ex-Employers' Ex Hr Person thought it'd be a Good Idea for Each Dept. to Achieve ZD & a T-Shirt as a Reward would boost Staff Morale. Wasn't a Good Idea & Didn't.

Those t-shirts are great.

As indicators that I should avoid conversation with you at all costs. You remind me of the 'wacky' guy in the office that everyone avoids getting roped into conversation with on a work night out. :rolleyes:

Aidric · 28-10-2009 03:44PM

I like my t-shirts plain.

ROCKMAN · 28-10-2009 04:08PM

Two for the bigger members of social

" Fat people are harder to Kidnap "

or

" I Survived Anorexia "

LeahBaby · 28-10-2009 04:10PM

"I came on Eileen"

:L

IvyTheTerrible · 28-10-2009 04:21PM

There's a high-up guy in my field of work who only wears those t-shirts to conferences.

My fave one of his has an old-style photo of a group of native American indians posing with rifles, and the caption is "Homeland Security - Preventing terrorism since 1492"

Naikon · 28-10-2009 11:06PM

I always liked "No, I will not fix your computer"
or the obligatory "Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

Non computer related ones...The Indian homeland security one is priceless:D
Oh, that and the Dangerous minorities shirt. Good stuff.

Rebelheart · 28-10-2009 11:12PM

Mike Bassett wrote: »

Just curious,I saw a good one today..well i thought it was..it had a picture of waldo and a globe and it said 'I get around'. I thought it was funny,anyone else seen any good ones lately?and im not talking those 'if found please return to the pub' rubbish. ahhh if i see one more of them!!

Seen in a shopping mall in Maine a few years back: 'My other ride's your girlfriend'

I've been looking for it online for years but all I can get are biker t-shirts which say the same thing with images of bikes and the like. Crap, really. The one in Maine had an image of this skinny fella with a big-boobed bird on the front.

cython · 29-10-2009 12:12PM

Naikon wrote: »

I always liked "No, I will not fix your computer"
or the obligatory "Go away, or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

Similar to that, I've seen the following on one before:

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;
0 rows returned

AnonoBoy · 29-10-2009 12:14PM

cython wrote: »
Similar to that, I've seen the following on one before:
> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;
0 rows returned

Crazyivan 1979 · 29-10-2009 02:19PM

my mate has this one, always makes me laugh

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.91287359.jpg

marwelie · 29-10-2009 02:30PM

My sister met a lad one night who had "Superman wears Paul O Connell pyjamas" on his tshirt. Have a picture of it and will post it when I figure out how to do it. If anyone knows where to get same tshirt let me know. Ta muchly

Blazer · 29-10-2009 02:47PM

I have this...always gets the old women mad ::)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1/26/

not bakunin · 29-10-2009 02:50PM

"This is what happens when cousins fuck"

"You say tomato, I say Fuck Off"

"Smoke crack and worship satan"

I don't know, theyre all so refreshingly pointlessly offensive.

AnonoBoy · 29-10-2009 02:53PM

Berkut wrote: »

I have this...always gets the old women mad ::)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1/26/

Old women hate Penny Arcade alright.

gloobag · 29-10-2009 04:18PM

Here's two that I own (Click on the t-shirt to see it larger. You may not be able to make out the small print on the first one

):

http://www.redbubble.com/people/hmmmbates/t-shirts/1407265-2-jesus-is-coming

http://www.redbubble.com/people/monstar/t-shirts/937866-4-mr-kinky

They generally tend to get me a lot of attention. Both good and bad

Victor_M · 29-10-2009 04:53PM

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

Procasinator · 29-10-2009 05:19PM

Victor_M wrote: »

I hate witty T Shirts! There is nothing less funny than a geek trying to be funny by wearing a 'witty' comment on his clothes to subsidise for a lack of actual wit.

Your avatar is fitting.

Anita Blow · 29-10-2009 05:39PM

I only read up to page 4 so if it's been mentioned, whatever...

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

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