Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

stiff kitten · 26-10-2009 07:26PM

this isnt the best one ive seen but "if u can read this you are too damn close"

sunnyside · 26-10-2009 07:47PM

Sponsored by the social welfare.

Somnus · 26-10-2009 07:59PM

Saw this a couple of weeks ago and thought it was great

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/Jack-Bauer-could-get-off-the-Lost-island-in-24-hours!-t-shirt.m

Daemos · 26-10-2009 08:03PM

"If you can read this...

STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS!"

26-10-2009 08:13PM

http://rlv.zcache.com/ive_had_it_up_to_here_with_midgets_tshirt-p235915166258610398q6ws_400.jpg

Brilliant!

dylano_k · 26-10-2009 08:24PM

I had one made up for oxegen last year, "Your Tent or Mine"...Didn't get me as much tail as you think

g5fd6ow0hseima · 26-10-2009 08:25PM

http://www.pushshop.com/images/designs/SD1111m.jpg

I really should buy that one....

Faolchu · 26-10-2009 08:27PM

saw one before saying "micheal Jackson didn't molest those kids he made love to them.

Clare Bear · 26-10-2009 08:31PM

Friends of mine had The Hoff naked spread across their 3 t-shirts to make one picture, thought that was funny. Would post a pic but they might beat me up (they're on Boards though so post it if you dare boys).

dylano_k · 26-10-2009 08:31PM

deise_boi wrote: »

Always loved this one

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1233/a1233_bm.gif

jester77 · 26-10-2009 08:33PM

this one gives me a laugh

Generalissimo · 26-10-2009 10:22PM

I'm quite partial to my "Chewie is my Co-pilot" t-shirt:
http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/chewie-is-my-co-pilot-shirt

OutlawPete · 26-10-2009 10:29PM

Faolchu wrote: »

saw one before saying "micheal Jackson didn't molest those kids he made love to them.

Seen one years ago with ET & Michael Jackson that said .. "Alien Vs Predator"

Thought Bubble · 26-10-2009 11:20PM

Not funny, but I saw the t shirt attached in a news agent / supermarket type place in Texas.

weirdear · 26-10-2009 11:24PM

"Viagra is for Pussies"

The_Kew_Tour · 27-10-2009 12:01AM

I had mate who had tshirt with

<<<<<<<<<< HE's GAY

I have few gay mates and they taught it was even funny they looked at it on bright side

ToniTuddle · 27-10-2009 12:47AM

Last count I had about 16 t-shirts with witty ****e on them...... I have a slightly addictive personality and then through in a credit card

That's What She Said
You're my boy Blue,you're my boy (with two blue whales)
Of course I'm in love with you darling (the letters in red spell out I'm LYING:p)
Dish and spoon in bed and get caught by the fork! (kids ask too many questions seeing as it's a nursery rhyme thing.....:eek:)
Sweep The Leg(with photo of bad guy from Karate Kid films)
Milk, I am your Father(cow says to little milk bottle)....milk bottle says NOOOOOOOOO!

Too hard to explain them all ye get the general idea.
This is bad thread for me......temptation to check out these new t-shirt websites:eek:

dodgyme · 27-10-2009 01:14AM

If you rely on your T-shirt to be witty you have problems. And I didnt see that on a tee-shirt

dodgyme · 27-10-2009 01:18AM

pwhite587 wrote: »

My 28 year old former house mate had a t shirt saying 'I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look'.

I would reintroduce hanging for wearing this. Put that on the back at least

OutlawPete · 27-10-2009 01:56AM

dodgyme wrote: »

If you rely on your T-shirt to be witty you have problems.

You imply maybe that he has a problem being witty? Sure he's after buying a sh** load of t-shirts to help. What else do you suggest he does?

irish_goat · 27-10-2009 02:11AM

I have this one and it usually gets a laugh.

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a-k-47 · 27-10-2009 02:24AM

'I love, Gav's Ma' ... love being a heart, and im gav. My mate got it done in america few years back and wore it out. Yanks were like whos gav?.

citizen_p · 27-10-2009 02:28AM

i went to mexico.
and all i got was the swine flu....

gut it for 2 euro with free shipping
you gotta love forced labour

if it was made in ireland it would have a 30 euro price tag

ToniTuddle · 27-10-2009 03:07PM

dodgyme wrote: »

If you rely on your T-shirt to be witty you have problems. And I didnt see that on a tee-shirt

I'm not relying on them to be witty. I think they are funny and I like them plain and simple. Plus saves alot of time wondering what to wear everyday when I can fling on a simple funny t-shirt instead of some girlie fashion that takes hours:P:D

ToniTuddle · 27-10-2009 03:08PM

Nico22 wrote: »

You imply maybe that he has a problem being witty? Sure he's after buying a sh** load of t-shirts to help. What else do you suggest he does?

I'm a she not a he:p

oisinmc14 · 27-10-2009 03:41PM

Jayda Cold Manicure wrote: »

http://www.pushshop.com/images/designs/SD1111m.jpg

I really should buy that one....

where can u get that i want it bad

Bill-e · 27-10-2009 03:53PM

I like the one that on the front reads: "Cliff hangers are...."
and then on the back reads:

meditraitor · 27-10-2009 03:58PM

"Jesus loves you" and in small writing under a picture of jesus "but everyone else thinks your a cunt"
Seen in Camdon town market last year

OutlawPete · 27-10-2009 07:05PM

ToniTuddle wrote: »

I'm a she not a he:p

.. then, er emm .. I bet your t-shirts look even better on you.

Nooooooooo!! :eek: Not in that way! I didn't mean better, your body .. nooo, no .. better, like .. witty better, not your ... boo .. just better as in 'I bet they look good'.

Not THEY :eek:, I mean them ..

Noooooooo :eek: .. god I didn't mean, NOT them, not your .. ah jesus, I mean your t-shirts look good not ..

Sorry miss

g5fd6ow0hseima · 27-10-2009 10:36PM

oisinmc14 wrote: »

where can u get that i want it bad

www.shotdeadinthehead.com

Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

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