Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

Mike Bassett · 25-10-2009 11:13PM #1

Just curious,I saw a good one today..well i thought it was..it had a picture of waldo and a globe and it said 'I get around'. I thought it was funny,anyone else seen any good ones lately?and im not talking those 'if found please return to the pub' rubbish. ahhh if i see one more of them!!

genericguy · 25-10-2009 11:15PM

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

Mike Bassett · 25-10-2009 11:17PM

genericguy wrote: »

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

Is there anywhere you can actually wear that tshirt? besides america of course:D

cmpunk · 25-10-2009 11:17PM

3 wolfs for me
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

KTRIC · 25-10-2009 11:19PM

I quite like my "I'm not a racist but..." t-shirt

El Weirdo · 25-10-2009 11:21PM

I like my "Welcome to the monthly thread about witty t-shirt slogans" t-shirt...

FruitLover · 25-10-2009 11:21PM

I want to make a shirt upon which is emblazoned:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I have to buy 'witty' t-shirts to speak for me"

MagicMarker · 25-10-2009 11:22PM

Aw yeah

brummytom · 25-10-2009 11:30PM

genericguy wrote: »

I have one that says "guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do" with a picture of a man in a turban on it. I don't wear it to work.

I need to get one of those and wear it round Birmingham town centre don't I?

Owen · 25-10-2009 11:32PM

It said "Mary was only a virgin", with a slutty pic of Mary winking, smirking, with one finger over lips in a ssssh action, and a tiny line of text underneath "if you don't count anal".

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_thumb.jpg

GLaDOS · 25-10-2009 11:33PM

One I have: "Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days"

brendansmith · 25-10-2009 11:36PM

PaintDoctor wrote: »

It said "Mary was only a virgin", with a slutty pic of Mary winking, smirking, with one finger over lips in a ssssh action, and a tiny line of text underneath "if you don't count anal".

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a429/a429_thumb.jpg

Jesus, thats a bit much now, and im not religious in any sense of the word

PS: 'Witty' T-shirts are for nerds

MagicMarker · 25-10-2009 11:36PM

I also like this one.

I bought one myself in Utah, but it's old and faded now.

myflipflops · 25-10-2009 11:44PM

My 28 year old former house mate had a t shirt saying 'I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look'. Not particularly entertaining in itself.

It only got funny when he wore it when meeting his girlfriends father for the first time. Classy.

jenny2hat · 25-10-2009 11:53PM

I saw one, ''I refuse to engage in a battler of wits with an unarmed person'' and I thought it was good

jumpguy · 25-10-2009 11:56PM

"Uzi Does It"

I saw it in some video somewhere...

ironictoaster · 25-10-2009 11:58PM

http://287857.spreadshirt.ie/shop/article/recommend/article/5911554

OutlawPete · 25-10-2009 11:58PM

Mike Bassett wrote: »

Just curious,I saw a good one today..well i thought it was..it had a picture of waldo and a globe and it said 'I get around'. I thought it was funny,anyone else seen any good ones lately?and im not talking those 'if found please return to the pub' rubbish. ahhh if i see one more of them!!

Seen a girl with "Save Virgins" on the front .. and on the back in said "F**K Me Instead"

Overheal · 26-10-2009 12:11AM

"I hate the bands that you like."

Midnight_EG · 26-10-2009 12:25AM

How do racist jokes start?

Then on the back

'With a look over your shoulder'

:L

builttospill · 26-10-2009 12:29AM

I hate statement t-shirts. I couldn't give a fcuk if I saw the greatest joke ever emblazoned on one. I cringe when I see cretins wearing them who have very apparent self esteem issues. Actually now that you mention it I think this is one of my pet hates. Over to the Ranting and Raving forum for me with this one.

Elessar · 26-10-2009 12:37AM

I'm not an alcoholic I'm a DRUNK. Alcoholics go to meetings.

thomond2006 · 26-10-2009 12:41AM

"Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians"

TEMPLAR KNIGHT · 26-10-2009 12:47AM

i saw a polish person with one saying " i dont fu*king eat swans"

ascanbe · 26-10-2009 12:50AM

FruitLover wrote: »

I want to make a shirt upon which is emblazoned:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I have to buy ''witty' t-shirts to speak for me"

I'd go for one that says:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I don't have to buy 'witty' t-shirts to speak for me; but I do have to buy one that expresses my contempt for those that wear 'witty' t-shir...oh, wait'.

I get your point.
Still, each to their own.

mise_me_fein · 26-10-2009 12:57AM

I also hate t shirts like this but this one from the People Vs Larry Flint movie is great.

http://www.bewild.com/huwiiwasblt.html

He wears it in the courtroom in place of a suit I suppose.

Podge2k7 · 26-10-2009 01:05AM

FTW!!!

Keogg · 26-10-2009 01:10AM

FruitLover wrote: »

I want to make a shirt upon which is emblazoned:

"I don't have any personality of my own, so I have to buy 'witty' t-shirts to speak for me"

like the one from xkcds webcomics?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/witty_square_0.png

OutlawPete · 26-10-2009 01:10AM

This thread is the perfect example of one that would be improved a hundred fold if we could add images on AH .. :cool:

hairyfairy00 · 26-10-2009 01:11AM

Never fails to make me laugh! http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/ob-gyn-kenobi/

Tar.Aldarion · 26-10-2009 01:12AM

more interested in the swallow one on the left.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/60fd/?cpg=ab

Whats the funniest witty tshirt you have ever seen?

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