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holly1 · 22-10-2009 02:17PM

'caus it wouldent annoy you during the day.

If cows eat raspberries,will the milk turn pink???

staker · 22-10-2009 02:21PM

if you put 'em in a giant rattler, you'll get a raspberry milk shake

who's flying this plane?

Deki · 22-10-2009 02:23PM

uh oh thought you were staker?

If when we hit I jump up will i still feel the crash?

staker · 22-10-2009 02:34PM

not if we crash on a stray giant marshmallow

is leslie nielsen on board? he'd get us outta this mess

Longboard · 22-10-2009 02:53PM

Nope, just Rodger i'm afraid.

How do you get to the dangerzone?

staker · 22-10-2009 03:32PM

just follow dangermouse

why did the jellyfish set?

22-10-2009 04:18PM

It wanted to join the sun at night

why do pens run

Deki · 22-10-2009 04:21PM

cause the pencils keep chasing them

why do words cause so much trouble?

staker · 22-10-2009 04:21PM

you're listening to too much bee gees

are salmonella related?

Deki · 22-10-2009 04:23PM

they all came from the same egg

are chickens evil?

staker · 22-10-2009 04:29PM

all depends on the battery acid

which side is the front of a ball?

ChillyJilly · 22-10-2009 04:37PM

The side with the logo.

Why is rain wet?

Longboard · 22-10-2009 04:46PM

Because a band called "Rain Rain Rain" just wouldn't make sense.

Would a rhetorical question ruin this thread?

deman · 22-10-2009 04:54PM

aren't they all rhetorical?

Why are snots green?

DevilsBreath · 22-10-2009 05:23PM

Its really your alien blood.

Who has my Turnip?

22-10-2009 05:42PM

Worzel Gummidge

why is the scarecrow standing in the field

joes girls · 22-10-2009 06:37PM

Cause you wont let him in!!!

Are bonnets really hot???

Deki · 22-10-2009 11:24PM

yes those puffy backed ones with the brims that tie in a big bow under your chin.

do you doubt my sense of fashion?

22-10-2009 11:55PM

I have absolutely every doubt that you know absolutely everything that there doesn't need to be known about fashion.

do models walk like cats on the catwalk

ynotdu · 23-10-2009 12:06AM

obviously models are too dumb to answer that!

Why is everybody saying "going forward"instead of "in the future"

Deki · 23-10-2009 12:29AM

not sure they'll be there for it?

Can you see anything in that crystal ball of yours?

ynotdu · 23-10-2009 12:34AM

A Tall dark handsome stranger will enter your life{bad news is it will be for reposession}

why do birds 'Suddenly appear' in that stupid song?

Deki · 23-10-2009 12:38AM

cause you're near,well that's what it says

Where did everyone go?

ynotdu · 23-10-2009 12:50AM

Deki wrote: »

cause you're near,well that's what it says

Where did everyone go?

I dont know where they went{hope it was to hell hee hee hee}

Why are love songs always about ex's?

Tonka · 23-10-2009 01:00AM

ynotdu wrote: »

I dont know where they went{hope it was to hell hee hee hee}

Why are love songs always about ex's?

people might be bitter and need something to grind.

are there any tuna friendly dolphins?

Deki · 23-10-2009 01:02AM

are they? Always want what we haven't got?

How can you tell if you're happy?

ynotdu · 23-10-2009 01:05AM

Lol Tonka about love songs

See Tuna ar'nt cute and cant communicate like Dolphins{just like what it's like to be human really:)

Why do People 'save the whale' but neglect people

Tonka · 23-10-2009 01:08AM

ynotdu wrote: »

Lol Tonka about love songs

See Tuna ar'nt cute and cant communicate like Dolphins{just like what it's like to be human really:)

Why do People 'save the whale' but neglect people

everything fails in wales.

Does Jesus save? and what interest rate does he get.

ynotdu · 23-10-2009 01:24AM

Hey leave the Welsh alone they have achieved erm umn erm let me get back on that:D

If God is Alpha AND Omega does that mean Entire history happened in a blink of an eyelid:eek:

Deki · 23-10-2009 01:36AM

only God's eye and not so sure it wasn't a wink instead of a blink.

Why do some people get angry when they drink and others get all sentimental ?

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