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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    no they purr

    Are those your feet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Longboard


    The right one is, the left one isn't.

    Who you gonna call?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ghostbusters?

    What do you want me to call them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Longboard


    Don't bother, I've already shot it.

    Will NAMA work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Maybe ask again tomorrow.

    Does sarky wear boxers or a thong?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nope!

    Will there ever be a rainbow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    there is always rainbows when your around!!!


    Did the doctor give me the wrong pills???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    lord i hope not- not growing hair on your toes yet are you?


    will i ever pry myself away from here and do something constructive?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    some construction happens here

    is it time for work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I dont think so:)


    Why wont my seamonkeys grow???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    maybe the baby ate them they are shrimp you know


    if goldfish food was white would we soon have whitefish instead?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    IT really smells!!!!


    Why does it smell so bad???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Armpit cheese bits.........


    Does yeast rise?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Yes. Of course it does. You know that.

    What is the point in anything?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 The_Wobbler


    Its d edgey bit of anything

    Got milk?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    My mammary glands are practically non-existent being male.

    Does milk out of bottle taste the same?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    milk has no tastebuds


    where do we go now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    to a much much better place?

    What will we do there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭browner85


    iwana have a shave!!!!


    wheres the key of the toilet door?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    think it's been left inside.

    wanta share a pizza?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Longboard


    Fine, but you can buy the plane tickets.

    Did someone call for an ambulance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    no, that's a donkey braying


    Can my reflection see me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    I hope not!!


    Who made god??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    some man somewhere, thinks he did!!!


    why does my hair go curly???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Drinkin too much milk


    Whos toenail clipping is this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    not mine
    /whistles tune indifferently


    can i get some sugar please??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    what kind of sugar???


    who will post next???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    me i always post next NEXT


    Is it rude to wear ear plugs if no one can see them ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    two fingers is two fingers:eek:;)


    does the rubbish man really eat all that??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    From the look of him -yes


    Why do they come at 4 in the morning with their big noisy truck?


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