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  • #572
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    article noun apostrophe ess noun period

    when does one resT?


  • #573
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    but of course.


    Where are my manners?

    You dont have any DEKI!

    Why should i ask a stupid question:confused:


  • #574
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    To show us that we all err.

    Burn out or fade away?


  • #575
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    think I'll fade

    Who blew out my candle?


  • #576
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    To show us that we all err.

    Burn out or fade away?

    I cant decide,both are bad ways to go!

    Why is the Earth flat?


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  • #577
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Its flat so you won't fall off, and Deki, that would be the invisible ghost vampire

    Will I relight the flame, or just switch on the light?


  • #578
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Will I relight the flame, or just switch on the light?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv68UJLxpb0


  • #579
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    let's have the lights


    Is the ghost vampire gone ?


  • #580
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    well if the Earth is Flat then it cant be true that the sun rotates around us.

    Does a Bee know it's busy?


  • #581
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no it doesn't

    do you know what the other bees do to bees who get drunk?
    (hi du)


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  • #582
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    They refuse to give them any more mead.

    Is it uncool to wear sunglasses indoors, at night with lights and TV off?


  • #583
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    'Sting them' for all their money?

    why is there only 0.1% diffrience in Human and Ape family Genes
    even though there is a 20 % diffrience in Mens IQ's over womens:confused:


  • #584
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Women just let men believe these things du-it keeps you all so happy

    Why would men rather believe something in a book and ignore what's right under their noses/


  • #585
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    They refuse to give them any more mead. Hey i once Drank Mead,best Sone i ever got!

    Is it uncool to wear sunglasses indoors, at night with lights and TV off?

    Never thought of the sunglass's indoors but bet it would make me look :cool:

    Why are dogs lucky enough to lick their own..........nope scrap that question :D


  • #586
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Lips are more interesting to read from a book than trying to look at them. Oh and dogs are not lucky...they sniff other dog's bums.

    Cats or dogs?


  • #587
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Women just let men believe these things du-it keeps you all so happy

    Why would men rather believe something in a book and ignore what's right under their noses/

    because our noses block our vision when trying to read!

    Why do Americans say "Have a nice day" when they mean the opposite?:pac:


  • #588
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ynotdu wrote: »
    because our noses block our vision when trying to read!

    Why do Americans say "Have a nice day" when they mean the opposite?:pac:
    :rolleyes:why do you say "Americans" when you mean me du?:p

    Why are Irishmen so competitive ? :pac:

    (Oh, and have a nice day du:))


  • #589
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Because they get mixed up counting to two?
    Why am I still awake?


  • #590
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i don't know, but you've come to the right place


    what is the best way to sleep?


  • #591
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    :rolleyes:why do you say "Americans" when you mean me du?:p Hey DONT flatter yarself:D

    Why are Irishmen so competitive ? :pac: I explained this before but had to beat up the Irish guys who disagreed with Me;)

    (Oh, and have a nice day du:))
    Oh No you have cursed Me!:)

    why does the grass grow?


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  • #592
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    so it can tickle your knees

    who taught you to dance
    (that wasn't a curse du- that was the walmart blessing)


  • #593
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    so it can tickle your knees

    who taught you to dance
    (that wasn't a curse du- that was the walmart blessing)

    The famous video by Bigfoot 'How to dance'by Shrek, He's cool:cool:
    Walmart can shove their curse where the sun dont shine!:D
    I am typing this whilst driving, Should i turn left or right?{My other choice is a wall.................................


  • #594
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    left. Right. - just don't pick the wall du.:p

    Is it safe for du to type and drive?


  • #595
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    left. Right. - just don't pick the wall du.:p

    Is it safe for du to type and drive?

    well its not safe for me to type for sure Lol

    Why is'nt Life 'Just perfect' by my idea of perfect??????{throws bottle from pram!:)}


  • #596
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you know better than that du you climb right out of that pram and pick up that bottle.

    What's your idea of perfect?


  • #597
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85sIJcC8zbs


    where do I find someone that wants to work on my plans?


  • #598
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    you know better than that du you climb right out of that pram and pick up that bottle.

    What's your idea of perfect?

    Deki YOU are my idea of perfect{that is the correct answer according to my 'How to charm women book:D}

    Whats Your idea of perfect?

    Ynotdu sets himself up for a fall! :D


  • #599
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    where do I find someone that wants to work on my plans?


  • #600
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    [quote=Matt Holck;

    where do I find someone that wants to work on my plans?[/quote]

    I have a fiendish 'nutty professor' basement and part rent is cheap!
    be warned though I have VERY strange ways!:D


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  • #601
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    watch out Matt! I think he has a plan of his own:eek:


    How strange are your ways du?:pac:


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