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  • #542
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Toasty's on TV, not under the bed


    How hot is a burning bush?


  • #543
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Not telling.

    What do eye snots taste like ?

    22/25



  • #544
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Like cold rope.

    What did I type?


  • #545
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a negative.

    Who is this reeeealy????


  • #546
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    E = ?


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  • #547
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    bad trip

    How much for the apples ?

    22/25



  • #548
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    A pear

    Why are they called fingers if they don't fing?


  • #549
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Blue.


    How much is that doggie in the window ?

    22/25



  • #550
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    if you have to ask you can't afford it.


    Can I please please please win the 200 million lottery tonight, I promise I will be good...


  • #551
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Not if you didn't buy a lottery ticket you can't. - I live in London so I should know, but I don't. Why are London buses red and London taxis black?


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  • #552
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    because red is so gaudy

    do you have crackers?


  • #553
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    always!!!

    when do the lights go out???


  • #554
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    they need to have fun like anyone else.

    why are boots big


  • #555
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    clearly its because they ate all the pies

    Everybody, whats your starsign?


  • #556
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    1_884232931l.jpg


    Whadda boud it?


  • #557
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    not getting responses there

    have you eaten?


  • #558
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    nope I've been eaten!

    can fish swim


  • #559
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Like a fox!

    How the weather


  • #560
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    bright blue

    should I call in?


  • #561
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Call in, tune in and drop out.

    Chin exercises, or the dumbells?


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  • #562
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chin the dumbell

    beer or wine?


  • #563
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    dumbells- not so smart-but more fun.

    you gonna eat that???


  • #564
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Beer of course, don't be silly!

    Another cup of tea, even though theres nothing to accompany it?


  • #565
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    wine

    box or cellar?


  • #566
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    For a body, box. For the wine, cellar.

    Shave or not shave?


  • #567
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Depends where your shavin

    to be or not to be?


  • #568
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I'd go for the "or" in that phrase.

    Shall I use full stops and question marks


  • #569
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes lots and lots og question marks!????

    Why did you ask?????????????


  • #570
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    So that I could use the lesser used keys on my keyboard in this post.

    &^!"£éúíáquestion mark


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  • #571
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    but of course.


    Where are my manners?


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