A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm...

There's a movie called Capricorn One where one of the characters starts this joke but doesn't finish it, it's also featured in The Breakfast Cub & is left at the same point, I think it's one of those jokes that's not meant to be finished but what do you think the punchline should be ?

"A naked blondewalks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."