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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    lol
    CDfm cycles to work every day, as far as he's concerned he's doing his bit for recycling..



    /gets coat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Staker goes fishing in the Moy with knickers on his head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    loalea goes fishing with staker and keeps what he catches in her rubber panties to keep em alive on the way home


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow's new herd if lamas is getting along very well though he refuses to say wherehe got them from. His clown outfit is very fetching.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm stole one of Colrow's Lamas and thinks that they'll end up haing beautiful children.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭Bucklesman


    Loalae intends to steal wool from the resultant Llama/human offspring for the purposes of making and selling a line of ponchos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Bucklesman wears flourescent green ponchos to funerals because he says that they keep the reaper away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    i deny that loalae is related to me in any way -even though she is half human half llama


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm feels hard done by because he would never have thought about mixing humans and Lamas together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae is starring in a panto this christmaS


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm would loe to be able to sing and dance in tights on stage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae knows all the words of this years Irish Eurovision Song Contest entry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm has applied to represent Ireland in next year's Eurovision song contest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    laolae is addicted to prune juice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm drinks prune juice on Sundays to make sure that he'll spend Monday on the toilet rather than at work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........is new to this forum, but a pro nonetheless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Niceirishfella went home with a Granny last night and dislocated the poor dear's hip.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    LOL

    Loalae steales dentures from the local old folks home and takes pictures of her victims and keeps them on her phone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm had his phone taken off him because he was caught taking photos up girls skirts in his local shopping centre.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae lists belching and farting under interests and hobbies on her Facebook page.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    LOL.....not again!

    loalae makes midget porn in their cellar and is the main movie star dressed as a midget gimp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm lists applying make-up and wearing thongs as his interests on facebook.

    niceirishfella dyed his hair ginger and walked around with a toothbrush in his mouth for years to look like Chris Evans.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    loalae put her name forward for a beauty pageant, only to be declined because of gender ambiguities


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Staker has mistaken no less than 4 Ladyboys for extremely attractive women, the last time was a close call.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae is a ladyboy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    loalae shaves her legs when she's in need of some dental floss and has a wire brush that doubles as a tooth brush and dildo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    Staker has worn the same underwear since last Christmas, he wants to see how long it will take until someone faints from the smell of him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    loalae was in the Late Late Show audience last week but was escorted from the studio after throwing her underwear at Ryan Tubridy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭loalae


    CDfm was sooooo excited about meeting Ryan Tubridy last week that he threw up all over his best suit - his mammy gave him a smack because she still washes his clothes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    loalae has a calf she likes to parade as her pet, in truth she's practising her blowjob skills on him on the quiet.
    Nobody knows.


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