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Do you have standards?

  • 06-10-2009 12:09AM
    #1
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭


    Certainly eating meat, especially when paid for, not to have to resort to condiments such as mustard. Or even brown 'sauce'.

    Must sleep horizontally for it to count.

    Absolutely must enjoy a person's company before you mar fu y ck em fo up eter nnnnnity.


    That's 3 I heard of.


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  • #2
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    What


  • #3
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    1) They have to be breathing...


  • #4
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Do I have standards?
    Yes - they have to be breathing.

    How you doin?????????


  • #5
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Probably higher then I should


  • #6
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    super-rush wrote: »
    How you doin?????????

    Ah damn, you quoted my old post :p

    *fails to get joke* I'm good, thanks for asking.


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  • #7
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Alright sweet cheeks.

    Poke 'em on.


  • #8
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    What the hell is this thread about?


  • #9
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    bluto63 wrote: »
    What the hell is this thread about?

    A train wreck.


  • #10
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Ah damn, you quoted my old post :p

    *fails to get joke* I'm good, thanks for asking.

    I'm quick off the mark


  • #11
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    bluto63 wrote: »
    What the hell is this thread about?

    Having standards.

    One of mine is only using Heinz ketchup. I wouldn't even clean my toilet with the other brands!
    :pac:


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  • #12
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    bluto63 wrote: »
    What the hell is this thread about?

    The OP is hungry and super-rush and pikachucheeks are about to get it on. ;)


  • #13
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    super-rush wrote: »
    A train wreck.

    Morbid you are.


  • #14
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The OP is hungry and super-rush and pikachucheeks are about to get it on. ;)

    Webcam dammit.


  • #15
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The OP is hungry and super-rush and pikachucheeks are about to get it on. ;)

    Put the 3 of them together and we got something going here!


  • #16
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I'll bring the Heinz Ketchup:cool:


  • #17
    Seonad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 171 ✭✭Seonad


    bluto63 wrote: »
    What the hell is this thread about?

    Duck's hoop wrote: »
    Certainly eating meat, especially when paid for, not to have to resort to condiments such as mustard. Or even brown 'sauce'.

    Blowjobs?:confused:


  • #18
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    super-rush wrote: »
    I'll bring the Heinz Ketchup:cool:

    Hahah :D

    Legend!


  • #19
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The OP is hungry and super-rush and pikachucheeks are about to get it on. ;)

    You better be jealous!
    :pac:


  • #20
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Well done.You got this thread nested :P


  • #21
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    You better be jealous!
    :pac:

    I'm controlling it. ;)


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ISO 9001


  • #23
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,203 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Show me the money!


  • #24
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nothing over a six-pack.


  • #25
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    more than 3 shakes is a ****


  • #26
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    As far as women go, as long as they have a heartbeat then Im happy


  • #27
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I left them at the door on the way in!


  • #28
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,352 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. Emo Philips.


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    1) They have to be breathing...

    And have a heartbeat


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