Odd Things you do when Hungover

jaysusjones · 02-10-2009 11:16AM #1

OK so we all know we do stupid things when Drunk

But what about when you hungover? Whats odd things do you do when hungover?

Apart from all the obvious e.g Junk food, pain killers, What helps you get through it?

For me, I go to the shop and stand in front of the fridge for AGES making the decision what drink I will buy. Its like a hungover OCD tick, I weigh up the pros and cons of each and every drink and come to a conclusion as to which will help me out more in my hungover state. Sometimes its dark when I get out of the shop

Another thing that I don't consciously do but more just happens when extremely hungover to me is what I could only call "Urinal Paranoia" - If "I'm going" - I get these really weird flashes that I may doing it all wrong and P1ssing in a sink or something. Can't explain it - I constantly have to tell myself "No man thats what these things are here for, Look other people are doing it"
I can't explain it, think it has something to do with me being a little bit more out of it and more on auto-pilot then I normally would be.

petes · 02-10-2009 11:20AM

Odd things? I go to work. Very odd.

Poor Uncle Tom · 02-10-2009 11:24AM

Sex usually counteracts the depression...not odd though unless you count positions...

EL_Loco · 02-10-2009 11:25AM

I get up early. dunno why, I love me sleep. After a few drinks the night before I'll be up and about wondering wtf am I doing.

jaysusjones · 02-10-2009 11:25AM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Sex usually counteracts the depression...not odd though unless you count positions...

ONO

Aidric · 02-10-2009 11:39AM

Get up.

TPD · 02-10-2009 12:28PM

One time in Spain I woke up still a bit drunk with a hangover approaching. I tried to make cheese on toast using only a toaster, and I can't stand solid cheese. I ended up toasting the bread, putting cheese on it, holding the toaster upside down over it to melt it, realised heat goes upwards, put the toaster back upright, held the toast upside down over the toaster, cheese fell off. Was not happy. Ended up going out and getting a burger.

orourkeda · 02-10-2009 12:29PM

Go drinking again (aka the cure)

jaysusjones · 02-10-2009 12:30PM

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

One time in Spain I woke up still a bit drunk with a hangover approaching. I tried to make cheese on toast using only a toaster, and I can't stand solid cheese. I ended up toasting the bread, putting cheese on it, holding the toaster upside down over it to melt it, realised heat goes upwards, put the toaster back upright, held the toast upside down over the toaster, cheese fell off. Was not happy. Ended up going out and getting a burger.

LOL, This is what I'm talking about. Things just don't compute when hangover.

Damn you Drinker's Karma *Shakes Fist*

Hogzy · 02-10-2009 12:31PM

EL_Loco wrote: »

I get up early. dunno why, I love me sleep. After a few drinks the night before I'll be up and about wondering wtf am I doing.

+1 although iusually wake up and cant get back to sleep!!!

BraziliaNZ · 02-10-2009 12:42PM

spasm uncontrollably, have anxiety attacks, consider seeking mental help, swear to change my life and priorities. Wonderful stuff alcohol.

jebuz · 02-10-2009 12:48PM

I like to go through peoples bins collecting empty mouthwash bottles, filling them up with sand and then selling them on for a profit

DigiGal · 02-10-2009 12:50PM

Eat oranges...so many bloody oranges

jaysusjones · 02-10-2009 12:50PM

jebuz wrote: »

I like to go through peoples bins collecting empty mouthwash bottles, filling them up with sand and then selling them on for a profit

You could at least try to be Original

(Nice Answer)

rannerap · 02-10-2009 01:12PM

drink as much apple juice as i can stomach and lie on my chair:(

marco murphy · 02-10-2009 01:17PM

Make commitments that will never happen

az2wp0sye65487 · 02-10-2009 01:42PM

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

One time in Spain I woke up still a bit drunk with a hangover approaching. I tried to make cheese on toast using only a toaster, and I can't stand solid cheese. I ended up toasting the bread, putting cheese on it, holding the toaster upside down over it to melt it, realised heat goes upwards, put the toaster back upright, held the toast upside down over the toaster, cheese fell off. Was not happy. Ended up going out and getting a burger.

You could've just lay the toaster on it's side and slipped the bread with cheese on it in!

FearDark · 02-10-2009 01:46PM

I just do not function when hungover, i get hungover off 2 or 3 bottles of beer, its redicilous! I'll just lie in bed and fap until the big bad hangover is gone.

chin_grin · 02-10-2009 01:48PM

F*cking housework! I get up early and tidy for some strange reason......

jaysusjones · 02-10-2009 02:15PM

Braylen Warm Graphite wrote: »

You could've just lay the toaster on it's side and slipped the bread with cheese on it in!

Didn't you hear me??????

Its Drinker's Karma.

Its like Final Destination for Drinkers, Logic goes out the window and everything goes to sh!t

<Movie-Voice>Theres nothing you can do but accept that you'll be stupid(er) for a few Hours </Movie-Voice>

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 02-10-2009 02:25PM

Lie on the bed/floor/couch going "oh shit I'm going to fall off I'm going to fall off oh shit oh shit"

There was one time where I couldn't work a glove compartment as well. Just sat there staring it, knowing that I had to change the CD, knowing that the CD I wanted was in there, but powerless to do anything about it.

TPD · 02-10-2009 02:51PM

Braylen Warm Graphite wrote: »

You could've just lay the toaster on it's side and slipped the bread with cheese on it in!

You could have told me that 12 months ago. Some people.

Porkpie · 02-10-2009 02:58PM

I look at a lot of porn when I'm hungover.

PatB71 · 02-10-2009 03:11PM

I have been known to just lie on the cold tiled bathroom floor huddled in the foetal position in my boxers which really seems to help plus I`m not too far from the great white telephone when i want to talk to God....maybe I should cut down on my alcohol intake?

xzanti · 02-10-2009 03:31PM

Hogzy wrote: »

+1 although iusually wake up and cant get back to sleep!!!

+2 I feckin hate that, I could sleep all day without a hangover but I just can't go back to sleep if I've been drinking the night before, unless I got up, had painkillers, food, gallons of water, then maybe I might get back in for another half hour.. I'm always amazed when I see people sleeping through to midday after a session.. HOW??

weemcd · 02-10-2009 03:49PM

think about every single mistake or bad thing ive done in my life. always seem to nearly fall over putting on my trousers etc. just become a bit of a capper really

big syke · 02-10-2009 04:06PM

I refuse to shower. I feel like im drowning in there.

Cupcake_Crisis · 02-10-2009 04:35PM

Stay in bed and moan at people untill they bring me greasy hangover food that i cant eat cos im too ill. Good times

dsmythy · 02-10-2009 04:37PM

Unless i'm badly hungover i just get on a happy buzz. Not a care in the world. Happily just lie around watching TV with a smile on my face. Boredom won't even enter my mind for the whole day.

artanevilla · 02-10-2009 04:38PM

Vomit extremely violently.

markesmith · 02-10-2009 04:42PM

For some reason, I watch spaghetti westerns. And 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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