Left Handed V Right Handed (Poll now added)

NiamhDunk · 01-10-2009 12:57PM #1

if you had a choice when you were born would you have preferred to be left handed or right handed....

im a rightie but if i had to choose i would definitely prefer to be a leftie. it just seems so much cooler. i suppose its an enigma of sorts.

what do ye think.

also, should there be a forum for left handed people, where they could discuss all they problems they might face on a daily basis etc etc...

Jax Teller · 01-10-2009 01:00PM

NiamhDunk wrote: »

if you had a choice when you were born would you have preferred to be left handed or right handed....

im a rightie but if i had to choose i would definitely prefer to be a leftie. it just seems so much cooler. i suppose its an enigma of sorts.

what do ye think.

also, should there be a forum for left handed people, where they could discuss all they problems they might face on a daily basis etc etc...

im a rightie but ive got better accuracy kicking a ball with my left foot , i also play golf left handed just felt more comfortable that way , but i play snooker right handed .
i know i know im a weirdo :pac:

Gone Drinking · 01-10-2009 01:04PM

Left footed peno takers are soooo dodgy..

Dravokivich · 01-10-2009 01:11PM

I use to be left handed... a nun forced me to utilise the right hand though... been as such ever since.

- Drav!

shenanigans1982 · 01-10-2009 01:14PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

I use to be left handed... a nun forced me to utilise the right hand though... been as such ever since.

- Drav!

But I bet you feel better since she forced the Devil out of you...I'd be left handed as its supposedly linked to the creative side of the brain.

chopperbyrne · 01-10-2009 01:14PM

Cackhandedness is clearly a genetic defect that is found in roughly 10% of the population.

Latchy · 01-10-2009 01:16PM

Being Left Handed didn't do Paul McCartney any harm .

krudler · 01-10-2009 01:19PM

Latchy wrote: »

Being Left Handed didn't do Paul McCartney any harm .

Or Jimi Hendrix, or Kurt Cobain, or Hitler

no wait..

3qsmavrod5twfe · 01-10-2009 01:19PM

Latchy wrote: »

Being Left Handed didn't do Paul McCartney any harm .

Heather Mills.

That is all.

:cool:

That_Guy · 01-10-2009 01:19PM

I think masturbating with your left hand would be weird.

3qsmavrod5twfe · 01-10-2009 01:21PM

That_Guy wrote: »

I think masturbating with your left hand would be weird.

Try it out. Then try switching hands mid way without missing a stroke. You can thank me later.

ScumLord · 01-10-2009 01:22PM

I'd be duel handed or whatever the fancy name for it is.

allanb49 · 01-10-2009 01:22PM

Left handed but only for writing, play guitar pool and other activities with the right

allanb49 · 01-10-2009 01:23PM

ScumLord wrote: »

I'd be duel handed or whatever the fancy name for it is.

ambi dextierus

krudler · 01-10-2009 01:26PM

I'm a lefty myself, its a pain in the hole sometimes, I cant write on a whiteboard with a marker as my hand smudges it. We're much cooler than you common as muck righties though

Latchy · 01-10-2009 01:27PM

Ridge Slimy Jaw wrote: »

Heather Mills.

That is all.

:cool:

Heather Mills. didn't play all those cool bass lines ,at least not with her left ,er right peg

krudler wrote: »

Or Jimi Hendrix, or Kurt Cobain, or Hitler

no wait..

Hitler played right handed bass ? with which band , the Stromtroopers ?

trad · 01-10-2009 01:27PM

Right handed?

The Latin word for left is sinister, that will tell you what they thought of left handed people.

I'm left handed and this is a right handed world from power tools to a scissors, checkbooks, the old school desks with the inkwells, even tea cups.

I play music and try get a left handed instrument in most diciplines is difficult. I have never seen a left handed player in an orchestra. Golf for a left hander must be interesting (I don't play). When I was an apprentice I got caught up in a maching because I was left handed so being a leftie in a right handed world is a bundle of laughs.

Us lefties think differently, we see things differently. The best description of left handed people I have heard is to imagine a troop of soldiers marching in fresh snow. They all march in the same footsteps. We reach the places they don't.
Would I change - no.

Brouhaha · 01-10-2009 01:31PM

trad wrote: »

The Latin word for left is sinister

True, to be left-handed is to be sinistral

ScumLord · 01-10-2009 01:32PM

trad wrote: »

The Latin word for left is sinister, that will tell you what they thought of left handed people.

I'm left handed and this is a right handed world from power tools to a scissors, checkbooks, the old school desks with the inkwells, even tea cups.

I play music and try get a left handed instrument in most diciplines is difficult. I have never seen a left handed player in an orchestra.

That's because their useless. It's not righties fault lefties are useless at everything. :pac:

That_Guy · 01-10-2009 01:33PM

Ridge Slimy Jaw wrote: »

Try it out. Then try switching hands mid way without missing a stroke. You can thank me later.

I'd only need to switch or use both hands if I was eating a sandwich at the same time.

The Big Red Button · 01-10-2009 01:34PM

krudler wrote: »

I'm a lefty myself, its a pain in the hole sometimes, I cant write on a whiteboard with a marker as my hand smudges it.

Why don't you just write from right to left?! :pac:

Sofiztikated · 01-10-2009 01:37PM

I'm right handed, BUT use my left for fapping.

Think lefties are a bit odd. Creative me left nut. They're just strange, and trying to decode that chicken scratch handwriting is a pain in the bumhole.

My children better not be left handed or Welsh, for their sakes!

Randy Shafter · 01-10-2009 01:46PM

Right handed?

I'm left handed myself. Strange thing is i cant play a guitar set up for a left handed person. I find it impossible. Yet i can play a guitar set up for a right handed person no bother and i prefer it that way for some reason.

metamorphosis · 01-10-2009 01:47PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

But I bet you feel better since she forced the Devil out of you...I'd be left handed as its supposedly linked to the creative side of the brain.

See im left handed and im about as creative as poop with sweetcorn kernals

wudangclan · 01-10-2009 01:51PM

Right handed?

life is fraught with danger for us lefties,a lot of workplace accidents taking place when lefties use right-handed tools.
i see someone is bringing out left-handed underwear so we no longer have to strain ourselves when trying to have a pee. finally!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6222233/Left-handed-underwear-for-men.html

twinytwo · 01-10-2009 01:51PM

im a righty my twin is a lefty... hence why he is the evil one

gary223 · 01-10-2009 01:51PM

I'm left handed, something simple like using a scissors is a right pain.

Micilin Muc · 01-10-2009 01:53PM

trad wrote: »

The Latin word for left is sinister, that will tell you what they thought of left handed people.

The Irish for a left-handed person is ciotóg, which is also the word for an awkward person.

trad · 01-10-2009 01:57PM

Right handed?

Micilin Muc wrote: »

The Irish for a left-handed person is ciotóg, which is also the word for an awkward person.

Must have been invented by a right handed person watching a left handed person working with right handed tools.

chin_grin · 01-10-2009 02:03PM

Right handed?

Another lefty here.

The only awkward thing was my handwriting. It's terrible. Found everything else ok..........OH GAWD I'M A MONSTER!

Mr.David · 01-10-2009 02:14PM

Who cares?

We're all just trying to crawl to the top of the human sh1t pile, how much does it matter which hand we use to get there?

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