Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Deki · 26-09-2009 07:11AM

because i'm a very nosey person of course:D

What will the next question be?

joes girls · 26-09-2009 09:27AM

How stupid are you???

How hard a slap will i get back:)

Deki · 26-09-2009 04:15PM

No slaps - trips JG as she walks away. Oh I'm SO SORRY!

Did that sound sincere??

staker · 26-09-2009 05:47PM

I can't hear text

What's that smell?

joes girls · 26-09-2009 05:56PM

you walked in it again.....

How can you grow balls???

staker · 26-09-2009 05:59PM

rub the stalk hard

why doesn't this laptop cook my dinner too?

joes girls · 26-09-2009 06:01PM

Cause it does not have tits!

When will my fish die???

Matt Holck · 26-09-2009 07:17PM

when he stops moving

how long? this been going on

Deki · 26-09-2009 08:58PM

longer than anyone expected

Am I going to get a present?

Matt Holck · 27-09-2009 05:33AM

if tomorrow is fertile

do you like me?

Deki · 27-09-2009 08:33AM

Of course who wouldn't?

Will I find the right cd case before it is found out I removed the cd?

Toasty113 · 27-09-2009 11:21PM

No you will find true love in the form of barry whites greatest hits!

Why do I always seem to attract the same people?

Deki · 27-09-2009 11:26PM

You keep waving at them?

What do you do with the cookie part after you lick out the center of your oreo?

Toasty113 · 27-09-2009 11:32PM

Dip it in Guiness! (Not kidding its actually quite nice, though that could have been the alcohol talking)

Whats a "happy" and where do I get one?

Deki · 27-09-2009 11:42PM

Not sure but I think it's found between the vodka and rum on the second shelf
(now I'm going to have to find some Guiness and Oreos:p)

Why do we ask why?

Toasty113 · 27-09-2009 11:56PM

Why Not!?

Deki · 28-09-2009 12:01AM

Why didn't I see that coming?
How can I be sure?

dennyire · 30-09-2009 04:03PM

Check it on Wikipedia

Whats the difference between a duck?

KnifeWRENCH · 30-09-2009 04:13PM

One leg is both the same.

Here lies David St. Hubbins......and why not?

staker · 30-09-2009 08:54PM

will haunt for nominal fee

why isn't a billion a billion really?

joes girls · 30-09-2009 09:18PM

who cares your never going to see it!

why is chilli, called chilli when it's so hot???

staker · 30-09-2009 09:22PM

ever had a chilli willi?:eek::eek:

is santa real?

joes girls · 30-09-2009 09:28PM

What ya mean ... of course he is!

what will i get in my sock???

Deki · 30-09-2009 10:29PM

Whatever Santa can fit in there.

How big is your sock?

jumpguy · 30-09-2009 10:36PM

4 times the size of an average melon, 2 times smaller than your front door.

When's the day before the day after yesterday?

Deki · 30-09-2009 10:40PM

the 32nd.

Why do we kiss people under mistletoe ?

JTER · 30-09-2009 10:54PM

Christmas is boring people get horny

what is time?

jumpguy · 30-09-2009 11:35PM

Time is a measurement of chicken breast size.

What country is the sky from?

Deki · 30-09-2009 11:54PM

Montana

Where is the remote to the DVD?

dennyire · 01-10-2009 01:36PM

in the freezer

whats a conoodle?

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