Christmas babies

Dudess · 24-09-2009 12:02AM

Daroxtar wrote: »

My daughter was concieved the day i got married, which i'm pretty fkn proud of. No messin about there lads!:D

Your sig in the context of that post is kinda amusing... :pac:

stovelid · 24-09-2009 12:04AM

Dudess wrote: »

Your sig in the context of that post is kinda amusing... :pac:

He shagged her on the wedding DJ's deck stand?

Sharpshooter · 24-09-2009 12:12AM

Daroxtar wrote: »

My daughter was concieved the day i got married, which i'm pretty fkn proud of. No messin about there lads!:D

At least there could be no suspicious minds there.:pac:

In All Fairness · 24-09-2009 12:32AM

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a September baby, born on the 3rd but was 3 weeks early. Mom let it slip once I was 'made' on Christmas 1992.

My little brother's around the same time,few days before mine. I came across a rather too detailed diary my mom wrote about the day he was... made

Yule Ma

*feels the buyer's remorse*

panda100 · 24-09-2009 12:40AM

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

So, have you noticed this phenomenon? Do you have a birthday soon? Why did all our parents get jiggy at christmas time?.

My birthdays on Monday,please dont put such thoughts into my innocent mind!!!

artanevilla · 24-09-2009 12:43AM

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a September baby, born on the 3rd but was 3 weeks early. Mom let it slip once I was 'made' on Christmas 1992.

My little brother's around the same time,few days before mine. I came across a rather too detailed diary my mom wrote about the day he was... made

You sick f uck.

grenache · 24-09-2009 12:53AM

I have noticed most of the people i know were born in the months May and Sept. May babies were obviously made during late summer holiday mobile home romps in places like Courtown, Kilkee or Ballybunion. And September babies are obviously Christmas productions when copious amounts of alcohol are intaken.

LD 50 · 24-09-2009 03:37AM

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a September baby, born on the 3rd but was 3 weeks early. Mom let it slip once I was 'made' on Christmas 1992.

My little brother's around the same time,few days before mine. I came across a rather too detailed diary my mom wrote about the day he was... made

EW gross. You read about your parents having sex, and concieving your brother. Thats sooo many levels of disturbed.

Sofiztikated · 24-09-2009 09:42AM

LD 50 wrote: »

EW gross. You read about your parents having sex, and concieving your brother. Thats sooo many levels of disturbed.

You know, your parents probably had sex to "make" you too, right? Probably doggy style too, judging by your demenour. Just think about that.

Gummy Panda · 24-09-2009 10:15AM

brummytom wrote: »

My little brother's around the same time,few days before mine. I came across a rather too detailed diary my mom wrote about the day he was... made

When are you going to post an extract from this diary? :pac:

Smart Bug · 24-09-2009 10:20AM

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a September baby, born on the 3rd but was 3 weeks early. Mom let it slip once I was 'made' on Christmas 1992.

My little brother's around the same time,few days before mine. I came across a rather too detailed diary my mom wrote about the day he was... made

Right back at ye. I was 'made' on Christmas Day - my folks left my brother & sister playin downstairs & my Mam gave my Dad his present. Hey presto, I was born 9 months to the day later. I was told this by both of 'em one day at the dinner table, ffs.

We should start a club for people who've been traumitised by being told the details of their conception.

Theta · 24-09-2009 10:53AM

Hmm my birthday is in April and so is quite a few people I know.

This makes no sense although it was two weeks after chernobyl......hmmmm.

Blazer · 24-09-2009 11:00AM

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

My birthday is in few days. If have so many friends who have birthdays over the next week/10 days. 3 people in work and 4 other friends within one week. When I was in school it was the same thing. A rake of us had birthdays at the of end of Sept/beginning of Oct.

So, have you noticed this phenomenon? Do you have a birthday soon? Why did all our parents get jiggy at christmas time? Telly is normally pretty good around than.

It's really because your old fella is passed out from whiskey and Mom in in the kitchen getting roggered by next door's neighbour in his santa outfit.
Cue your old fella is not really your fella

And it's not so bad...I was told by my old lady that the worst 21st present she got..... was me

The Big Red Button · 24-09-2009 11:02AM

irlmarc wrote: »

Hmm my birthday is in April and so is quite a few people I know.

This makes no sense although it was two weeks after chernobyl......hmmmm.

I don't getcha? Your mother's labour lasted two weeks?

Which still doesn't make sense coz the explosion happened on 26th April!!!

Theta · 24-09-2009 11:07AM

chatterpillar wrote: »

I don't getcha? Your mother's labour lasted two weeks?

Which still doesn't make sense coz the explosion happened on 26th April!!!

Oh I was a few weeks early I forgot to mention that part. I though chernobyl happened mid April my bad.

The speed of boards just took a serious nose dive

24-09-2009 11:14AM

soccymonster wrote: »

holy crap! It seems i was 'created' 3 months before my parents got married. Wtf?

it's times like this i feel being a non-wedlock child is highly unusual

The Big Red Button · 24-09-2009 11:27AM

bluewolf wrote: »

it's times like this i feel being a non-wedlock child is highly unusual

A kid I was babysitting for once told me that he was born exactly one month after his parents wedding, and that his parents had wanted him so much that they phoned the stork straight away when they got married and asked for an express delivery.

I wouldn't mind but this kid was about eleven ... definitely old enough to know better!!

minidazzler · 24-09-2009 11:36AM

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a September baby, born on the 3rd but was 3 weeks early. Mom let it slip once I was 'made' on Christmas 1992.

My little brother's around the same time,few days before mine. I came across a rather too detailed diary my mom wrote about the day he was... made

I quite like erotic lit, throw it up here please:D

Jammyc · 24-09-2009 11:43AM

I remember a guy I used to know told us that 9 months before he was born his parents were on holiday in las vegas.

JoeyJJ · 24-09-2009 01:13PM

Jammyc wrote: »

I remember a guy I used to know told us that 9 months before he was born his parents were on holiday in las vegas.

My daughter might have the same story in a few years.. Vegas baby... She was then born on Xmas eve.

KnifeWRENCH · 24-09-2009 01:56PM

My nephew was 2 yesterday, so I guess he was "made" around Christmas.

I think "Christmas zygotes" would be a more accurate title for this thread though. I would think of Christmas babies as being those with birthdays in December (like me!)

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