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Jedi to boycott Tesco?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭deco05ie


    brummytom wrote: »
    It's a stupid cult from a film! FFS.

    God those Welsh are mad.
    It's satire which will be ignored by those who it's aimed at.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    And you don't see the irony in mocking burqa woman, but eating the symbolic flesh of a zombie jew is okay?

    Sorry to pull you up on this but he said catholic not protestant so he actually eats the flesh of a zombie jew, not a symbolic version.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,437 ✭✭✭luckylucky


    The founder of the Star Wars-inspired Jedi faith has accused Tesco of religious discrimination after he was banned from wearing a hood in one of its stores.

    The empire strikes back :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    In fairness to Tesco, i wonder how many ladies in burqhas they have running riot in their stores, abusing their staff and shoplifting as opposed to young men wearing hoodies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭deco05ie


    I love Star Wars but tha Jedi rule of wearing a hood in public in large crowds is just pathetic. Why would you get worked up over a self made recently made rule.

    First Star Wars fans get raped by George Lucas and now Tesco.
    I can't believe people are taking this seriously. There is no way this guy is not taking the piss, he was obviously wanted this reaction so he could voice his comment about Muslims.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    The founder of the Star Wars-inspired Jedi faith has accused Tesco of religious discrimination after he was banned from wearing a hood in one of its stores.

    Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales.

    The religion, inspired by the sci-fi films, is practised by 500,000 around the world and requires believers to cover their heads in public places. But Mr Jones, from Holyhead, said that staff ejected him from the store over security fears when he refused to remove his hood.

    Mr Jones, also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol, told The Sun: "I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave.

    "I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to everyone."

    The handbook of the UK Jedi Church, founded by the Star Wars fan last year, states: "Jedis must wear a hood up in any public place of a large audience."

    Daniel added: "It was discrimination. I was really upset. Nobody should be treated like that.”

    "I'll advise worshippers to boycott Tesco if it happens again. They will feel the Force."

    A Tesco spokesman said: "Jedi are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.

    "Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side.

    "If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they’ll miss lots of special offers."

    © Telegraph.co.uk

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/jedi-ejected-from-tesco-for-wearing-hood-1890883.html

    I always knew Holyhead was a strange place:"Hey Mr Jones, GET THE BOAT!"


    LOL @ Jedi missing special offers. BTW Star Wars is for kids, "Its great when you're eight!" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    I love Star Wars but tha Jedi rule of wearing a hood in public in large crowds is just pathetic. Why would you get worked up over a self made recently made rule.

    First Star Wars fans get raped by George Lucas and now Tesco.

    So it's ok to get worked up over self made 1977 made rules?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    deco05ie wrote: »
    I can't believe people are taking this seriously. There is no way this guy is not taking the piss, he was obviously wanted this reaction so he could voice his comment about Muslims.

    he obviously has a lot of pent up tension and frustration that he needs to release. he should go find himself a nice ewe :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Maximilian


    What a stupid makey-uppy religion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    DonJose wrote: »
    Its one thing to push this faith on their children, but its out order to push it on their animals.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Xj7En3AJDE/RldIctjUKPI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/2HUu-WNAQIU/s400/kinoko_jedi_2.JPG

    Squirrel Jedis rock


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I propose that, on live TV, he be put in a pit with a large man-eating animal with only a thighbone and skull to defend himself. As a Jedi, he should be OK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,561 ✭✭✭CantGetNoSleep


    What an absolute d1ckhead, if i owned a shop no one would be allowed in with any sh1t covering their heads, be it a motorcycle helmet, a hoodie, a jedi whatever ya call it or a fcuking hijab


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Maximilian wrote: »
    What a stupid makey-uppy religion.

    Arent all religions stupid and makey-uppy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    What an absolute d1ckhead, if i owned a shop no one would be allowed in with any sh1t covering their heads, be it a motorcycle helmet, a hoodie, a jedi whatever ya call it or a fcuking hijab

    Are you not missing the point? If no one was allowed wear hoods he wouldn't be bothered it's the fact that one cult can but his can't...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    krudler wrote: »
    Arent all religions stupid and makey-uppy?

    All but pastafarianism.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    Obi Wan Get Wan Free!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    He was probably going to nick a couple of big striplights so that he and his barking mad Jedi chums could have a duel in the car-park.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig


    ... Why would you get worked up over a self made recently made rule. ...
    brummytom wrote: »
    Please, please, please be joking.

    I dont get it?
    Whats the difference between this bullshít 'religion' and ALL the others?
    They too have self-made (albeit older) rules.

    Infact there is a lot of similarities between this and whats seen as the established religions that a lot of people just like to over look.
    Just because something is old doesn't make it right, most religions where created as a explanation for how the world around them works. Now we have an explanation for a lot of it and yet people still believe in such crap as "the world is 6000 years old" ...

    I'd have a feeling that this guy might have done this to get the exact response he wanted and just to show the hypocriticalness of it all.

    After all is, Moses calling on God to push back the red sea, The virgin Mary, zombie Jesus, Yoda lifting that X-Wing out of the lake with the force. All sound like a fantasy story to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ri_Nollaig wrote: »
    I dont get it?
    Whats the difference between this bullshít 'religion' and ALL the others?
    They too have self-made (albeit older) rules.

    Infact there is a lot of similarities between this and whats seen as the established religions that a lot of people just like to over look.
    Just because something is old doesn't make it right, most religions where created as a explanation for how the world around them works. Now we have an explanation for a lot of it and yet people still believe in such crap as "the world is 6000 years old" ...

    I'd have a feeling that this guy might have done this to get the except response he wanted and just to show the hypocriticalness of it all.

    After all is, Moses calling on God to push back the red sea, The virgin Mary, zombie Jesus, Yoda lifting that X-Wing out of the lake with the force. All sound like a fantasy story to me.

    When George Lucas gets crucified, the Jedi religion will kick off in a big way, but at the moment they've only got this guy who was almost martyred at Tesco to fall back on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    I have the force to end this converstion but I shall not reveal myself just yet!

    I will rise again!! and again! and then fall asleep.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I have the force to end this converstion but I shall not reveal myself just yet!

    I will rise again!! and again! and then fall asleep.


    Have you slipped your shackles and found the psychiatric nurse's laptop again?:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,053 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    mathie wrote: »
    So it's ok to get worked up over self made 1977 made rules?

    Well I don't remember them saying a Jedi had to wear a hood in public in any film that's why I say.
    It's a stupid and funny story. I hope that guy is taking the piss and just trying to get a rise out of Tesco and the press.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I wonder if the Jedi religon believes in medi-chlorians. That been said I'd rather join the Sith the Jedi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    The greatest achievement of the Sith was making people believe they existed!

    Have faith my brethren!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Whhoooooommm whhoooooommm, take that punk kenobi, make my day you bad ass mofo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    Hold on, the head Jedi is from Hollyhead?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    dyl10 wrote: »
    Hold on, the head Jedi is from Hollyhead?:confused:


    No, Holyhead, which has always been the arsehole of the universe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Jedi nutjob: ***waves hand*** Let me in you shall
    Secuirty: F**k off

    Islamic nutjob: Does this cloak make my bomb look big?
    Security: Run away!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Damn mind tricks losing there mojo problem. I thought all religions are supposed to be equal now, no matter how dumb they may be.:D

    OT: Brummy, how are you able to post so early in the day, aren't you in school? :D I want your secret!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    The greatest achievement of the Sith was making people believe they didn't existed!

    Have faith my brethren!
    FYP


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