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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    wind stirs through thread, whistles faintly...
    That's me whistling actually. I like to whistle as I plant shaped charges.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Will you whistle a song for me ickle boy??

    *coaxes wolfie to door of car with sweeties, wolfie approaches excitedly.....
    wallops wolf over head with frozen peas, shoves him into boot.*

    *whistles loudly above commotions from boot(trunk), backs car up onto cliff, capsizes car and wolfie into ravine, exploding far below*

    this thread needed a bit of life:rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Climbs out of ravine still smoking.*
    I'm going to huff and puff and blow staker's head off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    seedlings take root in far corner of thread. ..


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Grow big and strong my little podlings. Soon, you shall help me destroy my enemies by replacing their closest friends.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Mayhaps I should have this thread closed early.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Well you kind of killed me with the hyenas and then Matt came along and preached my funeral and Spot was outta town and I just couldn't seem to find a way back in:(
    Aw well here goes...
    Deki grabs Wolf by the ears head butts him and gives him a swift kick to the groin. Whacks him under chin with staff knocking him backward, as he tries to rise she spins and kicks him in the face , breaking his nose, blood spurts out on his chest. While she's at it gives him a couple of quick kicks to the side bruising his ribs.
    Are you happy now Wolf?!!:p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I found these rolling around so I may as well put them to good use....
    *Buries Deki under pile of flaming tumbleweeds.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    bursts out of tumbleweeds bats them with staff at Wolfs head Catch these Wolf.
    Real hot stuff here! Wind picks up in thread and fans the flames as Wolf is bombarded with blazing brush.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    *staker turns down hearing aids*

    WTF?:mad:

    grabs wolfie in headlock,sloooowly trapping windpipe til wolfie flaps no more


    who turned up the wind ffs??:confused::pac:


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Glad my cousin showed me this trick.
    *Huffs and puffs, and blows the thread down.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Now that there's plenty of open space ...Deki runs full tilt at Wolf catches him a blow across the throat , clotheslining him. then slides taking him down at the knees. Deki and Wolf slide to edge of cliff with river far below. Deki gives Wolf that extra little push... See ya Wolf!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses webshooters to snag Deki and drag her along for the ride.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Well I'm not yelling for spot cause last time he was a little slow to the rescue. Hits water with pain - feels like feet are broken, surfaces to find Wolf thrashes around and pushes Wolf under uses him for leverage to climb out on rocks, Shivers - brr wet and cold. Stomps on Wolfs hands as he tries to pull up on rock


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Really should have watched the other hand as well.
    *Yanks Deki off rock and into the water.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    pushes Wolf under water and swims to another rock. Throws big ugly horned catfish at Wolf.Hits him SMACK!!! right in his eye.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Discards fish, swims to shore. Picks up crossbow, hits Deki in the back with tranq bolt.*
    Sweet dreams little fox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,221 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    *pushes cyberwolf off ledge*
    chalk-batman-rescue.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    *Disrobes, covers himself in mud and runs naked from the bushes, screaming*


    YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Clotheslines Jeremiah 16:1 while dressed as Shredder*tmnt%20shredder.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    *Avoids clothesline and screams/sings*

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ... cooked on the half shell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    smashes the other half into your other half, and watches as you half fall down, ....now to finish you.........


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dragon uppercuts jg, sending her flying.*
    Call in when you land.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    killer+kitty.jpg
    *RAaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    Sets killer kittys on the wolf man

    hello-kitty-killer.jpg

    killer%20kitty.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Turns hose on wittle kitty cats.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    IM here, had nice soft landing....so put the kettle on!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    These fellows showed up at my house jg, I sending them over to see you instead.
    loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-neednewwitch.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Throws JG in comically oversized kettle, kettle begins to boil, Nellys "Hot in Here" plays from nowhere


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Jams Toasty in freezer.* You need to cool off.


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