Giant Snake found in Irish River!

Michellenman · 15-09-2009 10:08PM

Des wrote: »

African Rock Pythons can be over 50 foot long, here is the longest one ever found, dead as well, in the Zambezi River

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

You fucker! That scared the shit out of me!!

Borneo Fnctn · 15-09-2009 10:09PM

First the fordeigners and now this!

Rowley Birkin QC · 15-09-2009 10:10PM

They'd wanna watch out for that Viper lad, he's almost reptillian in his movements, the shlippery fcuker.

Corkfeen · 15-09-2009 10:14PM

We're a regular brazil now. Killer spiders and hopefully some kangaroos will start roaming patricks street soon.

(better than buskers.)

ct_roy · 15-09-2009 10:17PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Looking forward to the sequel: St. Patrick 2: Unfinished business.

or how about that other chestnut

"Snakes on a slane..ey"

Bring Samuel L back for the sequel...

Sofiztikated · 15-09-2009 10:18PM

Hell, there's giant fodiners in the Slaney?

Quick, someone call a SWAT team!

Oliver1985 · 15-09-2009 10:34PM

I thought St.Patrick got rid of all the snakes!!

Daragh101 · 15-09-2009 10:47PM

Des wrote: »

African Rock Pythons can be over 50 foot long, here is the longest one ever found, dead as well, in the Zambezi River

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

you wanker that scared the ****e out of me!!!:eek:

Daragh101 · 15-09-2009 10:48PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Eh, I think its quite obvious who brought the snake....

of course!

Anonomyte · 15-09-2009 10:51PM

God I was hoping this wouldnt get out.....so I was swimming naked right?......

Super-Rush · 15-09-2009 10:58PM

A snake in Enniscorthy.....Who's hahahahehehehohohoing now????

Dyr · 15-09-2009 11:26PM

Poor old sneaky snake, like a lot of kiddies TV personalities his personal life wasnt too rosy once he departed the spotlight. But still, in found belly up in a river in wexford, sad sad day.

Wonder if his one time buddies in RTE will even bother to attend the funeral? :mad:

Michellenman · 15-09-2009 11:35PM

Could be worse. Could have a foot

Terry · 15-09-2009 11:37PM

Thaedydal wrote: »

first thing I tought of was wow wexford is that depressing pets are throwing themselves in to the Slaney now. The Slaney also know as the Sucide river as at least one person a year chucks themself in it.

First thing I thought was how are the people of AH gonna pun this up.
I read the first couple of replies and am now going to go to the current suicide thread and discuss openly how I will kill myself after reading one to many really, really, really, really lame puns in AH.
Seriously. Do you people think something like I have a bigger trouser snake is funny?

How are you people not already dead?
I don't mean by suicide. I just want to know how someone who comes up with lame puns, thinks they are funny, then thinks they are funny enough to be posted in AH when tCN is the place for lame puns can actually breathe.

Seriously, how are you people still breathing?
I know right now that you are thinking of a breathing pun for a reply to this.
I suggest you concentrate more on your breathing than on lame puns. It will save you life some day.

Terry · 15-09-2009 11:39PM

Yeah, the grammar in that sucks,. Can't be arsed fixing it.

Fuzzballs · 15-09-2009 11:45PM

Whats John O Donoghue doing in a river!
Should be titled giant fat snake found.

Daroxtar · 16-09-2009 12:22AM

Des wrote: »

African Rock Pythons can be over 50 foot long, here is the longest one ever found, dead as well, in the Zambezi River

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

You know whats goin to happen the second you start to watch that but it still knocks a hop outta ya. Nice one:D

Tif · 16-09-2009 12:29AM

Des wrote: »

African Rock Pythons can be over 50 foot long, here is the longest one ever found, dead as well, in the Zambezi River

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

Jesus I jumped a mile from the laptop after that. Can't stop laughing at how I fell for it though

dutchcat · 16-09-2009 12:38AM

they found a 67 yr old crocodile in the slaney last year.

panda100 · 16-09-2009 12:40AM

Oh my god please say this is not true.Snakes are my worst nightmare,I wont be able to sleep tonight knowing one may slither out of the toilet and slime its way into bed with me!!!:eek:

syklops · 16-09-2009 12:46AM

I bet you this is a black bag operation by John Gormley and his lot. Dump an amazonian snake in a river, and tip off a few nature people to it. Suddenly! Eureka! Proof of global Warming! Ireland is getting hotter than the amazon and the snakes are coming here! Do something quickly! Implement a carbon tax. Tax people for farting! Anything to stop climate change!

marco murphy · 16-09-2009 01:13AM

Snakes on a plain.

Michellenman · 16-09-2009 01:20AM

Tif wrote: »

Jesus I jumped a mile from the laptop after that. Can't stop laughing at how I fell for it though

Hahaha me too

Nearly whacked my head off the wall!

Darlughda · 16-09-2009 01:23AM

In fairness all this snake found in Ireland shocker may be a problem for costumiers of March 17th shenanigans.

St. Patrick might have some explaining to do.

Unfinished business, indeed.:cool:

Oliver1985 · 16-09-2009 11:13AM

Perestroika wrote: »

Snakes on a plain.

What a film

Blazer · 16-09-2009 11:32AM

Terry wrote: »

First thing I thought was how are the people of AH gonna pun this up.
I read the first couple of replies and am now going to go to the current suicide thread and discuss openly how I will kill myself after reading one to many really, really, really, really lame puns in AH.
Seriously. Do you people think something like I have a bigger trouser snake is funny?

How are you people not already dead?
I don't mean by suicide. I just want to know how someone who comes up with lame puns, thinks they are funny, then thinks they are funny enough to be posted in AH when tCN is the place for lame puns can actually breathe.

Seriously, how are you people still breathing?
I know right now that you are thinking of a breathing pun for a reply to this.
I suggest you concentrate more on your breathing than on lame puns. It will save you life some day.

Bet you loved all those posters who post "YORE MA" and "I for one, welcome our new insect overlords" plus the latest "I would like to subscribe..blah blah"...

ban em all Terry

Aidric · 16-09-2009 12:03PM

Scorpions, Pythons.. What next, jackrussels?

Giant Snake found in Irish River!

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