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Most Hypocritical Thing You've Ever Heard?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    liah wrote: »
    I got chatted up by Andrew Strong one night a couple weeks ago [...]

    ..then proceeded to offer me a line of Charge. :rolleyes:

    Jesus, the chat up line is almost as bad as a line of Charge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    You wouldnt mind clarifying how you arrived at the dates shown, i presume, as there are no mentions of time/date in the bible.
    Both dates are educated guesses based on pictures of Jesus at the time. Pighead used the position of the sun, the length of his hair and dates from newspapers Jesus was holding to guesstimate the dates.

    Back on topic, Pighead hates spoofers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    So what's the story? Did he get his hole or what??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    A fat skanger calling me fat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    When I heard they appointed Mary Harney Minister for Health......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    Charles J Haughey "... as a nation, we are seriously over-spending"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Charles J Haughey "... as a nation, we are seriously over-spending"

    It didn't stop with CJH though the current lot are every bit as bad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    This is how you justify a €400+ limo ride from one terminal of an airport to the other :

    John O'Donoghue Letter
    Monday, 14 September 2009 11:17

    Dear

    I am writing to you and to our other colleagues in the Dáil in the context of recent extensive media coverage concerning costs incurred by me as an office holder.

    Much of that coverage has also included strong criticism of my decision not to make any public comment or statement on these matters.
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    When you elected me in 2007 to the position of Ceann Comhairle, I was chosen, as a member of a "House of public representatives" (as the Constitution describes Dáil Éireann) on the basis that I would be an impartial Chairman of Dáil Éireann holding office under the Constitution.

    The importance of having an impartial Chairman of Dáil Éireann who stands back from matters of public and party controversy is reflected in the Constitution itself in the form of provision for automatic re-election. One of my predecessors, in September, 1994, ruled that "the Ceann Comhairle is the neutral officer in the House who is impartial and should be seen to be above politics and controversy".

    Save from making representations in my capacity as a public representative and from forwarding representations made to me to office holders (whose function it is to deal with those representations), I have carefully refrained from becoming involved in party or national controversy. This has been the position since my election as Ceann Comhairle and is in accordance with the well established tradition of my predecessors.

    For these reasons, it simply would not be proper, however tempting, for me, whether inside the House or outside the House, to become involved in public debate concerning my previous roles as Minister. Nor would it be proper for me to become involved in matters of public controversy concerning Departments for which, as Minister, I have had previous accountability to Dáil Éireann.

    The Department of Arts, Tourism and Sport issued a statement in response to the media comment and criticisms which have been recently published. I do not propose to add to it or to comment on it and enclose a copy for your information.

    I want to reassure you that I have at all times acted in good faith and with probity. As Members who have been office holders will be aware the incurring of costs by Ministers and office holders is a
    standard and common feature
    of holding such offices.

    This has been the case for decades. Such costs are incurred and paid in compliance with a statutory framework.

    The provision of underlying services is arranged, organized and audited, on their behalf, in accordance with well established procedures that include independent arrangements in respect of the review of and accountability for those costs.

    Moreover, and most importantly, all of these costs are paid, not to the Minister or office holder, but to the service provider.

    Travel Expenditure as Ceann Comhairle

    As regards recent media comment and criticism of travel undertaken by me as Ceann Comhairle, I would ask you to bear in mind the following.

    It has, as you know, long been recognised that the Ceann Comhairle, as Chairman of Dáil Éireann, is the main representative of the Oireachtas, our parliament, in the outside world and in its relations with other parliamentary institutions.

    Foreign travel undertaken from the Houses of the Oireachtas by the Ceann Comhairle is either in response to an official invitation as Ceann Comhairle or in his capacity as Chairman of the Irish Parliamentary Association and as part of Ireland's obligations to be present at and to take part in Inter Parliamentary Union events.

    Ireland has been a member of the Inter Parliamentary Union since 1928. The Ceann Comhairle has represented the Houses of the Oireachtas and led Inter Parliamentary delegations at foreign events since then.

    It is standard practice throughout the Inter Parliamentary Union that the speaker of a parliament is treated with the same level of courtesy as a Minister of Government. Items of expenditure including use of lounges, courtesy cars or security are the customary courtesies that we provide whenever we host an incoming parliamentary delegation to Ireland.

    When the Ceann Comhairle travels abroad, the arrangements are made in keeping with whatever is recommended by the hosts, giving due regard to criteria such as security and proximity to the venues for conferences or meetings.

    Reform

    You will be well aware of the issue of reform in respect of parliamentary costs which is of ever greater importance in the current economic climate as everyone in the House fully appreciates.

    In particular, you will be aware that I have been at the forefront of efforts by colleagues to reform our procedures, particularly in relation to costs. In that regard, all aspects (and I emphasise all) of costs are being examined on an ongoing basis.

    Earlier this year, the Houses of the Oireachtas Commission, of which I am Chairman, produced a set of proposals which will result in an overall saving of up to €4 million in the running of the Oireachtas and outlined an initiative to reform members' costs by introducing a single all-encompassing allowance. This is to be verified by members' attendance, with deductions for non-attendance.

    Given the State's current financial situation, I believe we all share in common the view that as Public Representatives, we should give a lead in ensuring that greater transparency and economy are achieved.

    I had not intended to draw any attention to the fact that I unilaterally and voluntarily took a 10% reduction in my salary since October, 2008. But I feel that you should be aware of it in the context of the recent media coverage to which I have referred.

    As Ceann Comhairle, I have dedicated myself to achieving efficiency in the running of our modern democratic institutions and to doing so in a transparent and open way. This is designed to enhance public confidence in the democratic system and to increase public trust for parliament, politics and politicians.

    As I have mentioned, the nature of the position of Ceann Comhairle as impartial Chairman of Dáil Éireann under the Constitution prevents me from becoming embroiled in public controversy in the media or on the floor of the House.

    This is why I am writing to you personally to assure you that, despite these constraints and the natural desire to cross swords with critics in my own defence, I intend to uphold the very high standards rightly expected of the holder of the office of Ceann Comhairle. I will therefore refrain from becoming involved in public debate and public controversy in my own defence in response to the recent media comment and criticism concerning me.

    I intend to work with you and all of my colleagues, in a dedicated and impartial way, to pursue reform and efficiency in the functioning of our democracy and, in particular, our parliamentary institutions.

    I assure you that I will at all times endeavour to act in good faith and with probity as I have always sought to do in the past.

    Conclusion

    Finally on a personal level, I wish to acknowledge that some of the costs incurred appear high. I sincerely regret, in so far as I am concerned, that some of these high costs occurred, although a Minister or an office-holder would not be apprised of such expenditure at this level of detail either on an ongoing basis or at all in fact. It has to be borne in mind also that while some costs of the arrangements appear high and have caused disquiet, they were legitimate and in accordance with the Department of Finance guidelines.

    In considering the extent of the costs, I am of course concerned but equally determined to ensure that, in future, such costs are reduced to the minimum and most reasonable level attainable. We all learn from the events of the past and I commit myself to ensuring that this costs level does not recur in so far as I am concerned.

    Kind regards,

    Yours sincerely,

    John O'Donoghue T.D.
    Ceann Comhairle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    stepbar wrote: »
    When I heard they appointed Mary Harney Minister for Health......

    Good oul fat Mary...

    http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/b/b5/MaGorg.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Insurgent wrote: »
    So what's the story? Did he get his hole or what??

    Dear lord no.

    He's no Joey the Lips.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Last Saturday: Adebayor's apology.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭whodoo


    inforfun wrote: »
    Last Saturday: Adebayor's apology.

    :D
    good one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    One of the most hypocritical features of Irish society is their attitude to the illegal, socially unacceptable drugs, while at the same time abusing alcohol to great extents.

    eg - someone in a pub, pint in hand 'look at that dirty druggy bastard'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    Well, this is something very hypocritical I've seen, rather than heard.

    Shortly before, Vaclav Klaus had said, "claiming that the EU in its present institutional form is a dogma which cannot be criticised is a mistake". Watch what happens when someone give an opinion to the EU parliament which is not in line with their own.....




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,458 ✭✭✭Dartz


    All those who preach violence as an answer to a problem should be dragged into a field and shot like a dog

    Predictably, the texter wasn't.

    And the EU is full of hypocrisy.... the whole bloody continent is, has been, and always shall be. No wonder this country does so well out of it. And nothing will ever change how hypocritical politicians are.

    Just go tell the Birther movement in the US, that John McCain is from Panama, IIRC.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    liah wrote: »

    So what's the most hypocritical thing anyone's said to you?



    when i was caught smoking at 16 my stepmother lectured me on "fags are bad for you- they will kill you" all the while puffing on a john player


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    My cousin's a communist... but works in a bank. Honestly. I've never got it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Saw a poster once in Dublin once that said "Anarchist march on Saturday, starts at 3pm sharp" or something to that effect.

    :facepalm:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    brummytom wrote: »
    My cousin's a communist... but works in a bank. Honestly. I've never got it

    Is he management?

    If he's just a regular bank official then...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    surely Irish people complaining about the "arrogant English media" whilst simultaneously buying The Sun / Mirror.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I've heard so many astounding hypocritical things, mainly, but not entirely from the religious, that I couldn't possibly select one thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Sinn Fein/IRA and their supporters outrage and moral indignation at latter day Republican "patriots" who plant bombs and shoot PSNI officers and British soldiers (last week being a classic example). Imagine it, the nerve of them to try and blow innocent people to pieces in the name of a united Ireland or shoot cops and English squaddies from behind a ditch and then run away. Hypocrisy thy name is Gerry Adams.

    Also that rag of rags The Sun newspaper. Anything and everything ever written on its sheets. Garbage and hypocrisy of the highest order.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Photi




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    is it just me but wtf is a "line of charge"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    snyper wrote: »
    is it just me but wtf is a "line of charge"?

    Why doesn't anybody read the original post?

    I said, it's the legal hemp shop equivalent of cocaine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭Hockney


    Photi wrote: »

    Along the same lines, get them brits out!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/18162194@N00/104197165


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    snyper wrote: »
    is it just me but wtf is a "line of charge"?

    T'is what de young people are doing dese days!

    Supposedly, it is the legal and totally ineffective equivalent of cocaine. It's probably raisins.

    Our teacher at school telling us that if any of us smoke, then we are pretty dumb. Yet, he used to send smoke signals to England from the teacher's staffroom every lunchtime.






    Incidently...what is charge?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    nlgbbbblth wrote: »
    Is he management?

    If he's just a regular bank official then...

    I'm not sure actually. :/
    I know he's doing well for him himself so I'd guess he's some kind of manager.


    And liah, WTF is charge?!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm not sure actually. :/
    I know he's doing well for him himself so I'd guess he's some kind of manager.

    Ah....he's bringing 'em down from the inside. That's what I'm doing too. As I sit here relaxing after a hard 5 hours work as executive of a highly profitable company (perks include chaffeur driven Rolls, summer chalet in the Swiss Alps, trophy wife, trophy mistress and trophy g/f), I shall reveal myself as an unashamed anarchist. That is, unless share prices continue to rise at an astonishing rate which they are likely to do.:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker




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