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CDfm · 12-09-2009 12:05AM

Staker fires CDfm as his pimp

12-09-2009 06:33AM

CDfm has got it arseways and has been riding his pimp.

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 06:39AM

Is a "ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee ho ho ho ho ho ahem ha ha hee ho ho ho ha ha hee hee cough splutter ha ha hee hee".

12-09-2009 06:43AM

Was last seen leaving the chemists with an industrial can of Nitrous oxide.

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 06:54AM

Was last seen leaving the chemists... with a cock-shaped parcel. :cool:

CDfm · 12-09-2009 07:18AM

James T Kirk broke up with his girlfriend having convinced himself the tamons in her bag were sweets she wouldn't share with him.

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 07:36AM

CDfm likes to lick bicycle seats.

CDfm · 12-09-2009 07:53AM

James T Kirk wears incontinent pants so his online persona can "keep it real" since he found out that astranauts wear diapers.

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 08:00AM

CDfm has no CDs, and he/she doesn't even own a radio - so has no FM either.

Sa... a... ad... (Alan Partridge) :pac:

colrow · 12-09-2009 08:47AM

jtk has got a broken thumb in the bath today when he was playing submarines, he forgot to take his thumb off the end of his torpedo, when it went off

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 08:57AM

colroow wears his undies over his troosers, whilst bemoaning the lack of a decent haggis in Kerry airpoort... the noo...

CDfm · 12-09-2009 09:24AM

James T Kirk boldly goes to the shops for fags

colrow · 12-09-2009 09:48AM

cdfm is feeling the pinch so I'm donating this to himself

Hello My Dear Friend

Greetings to you & your Family,You mighat find it so difficult to remember me.Though it is indeed,a very long time. On my singular good heart, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes faith,courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made things, not worked out as we projected then.

I am presently in India,for numerous business negotiations and establishment,I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided to go down this morment to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now,with my sincere heart, I have raised and signed an International Cashier's Bank Draft,to the Sum of $US1.2M (ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS)only in your name as a COMPENSATION to your dedication,humanity and contribution, as it were.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were pursing together,finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I decided to contact you, just to let you know. You are advised to stop any further communication with your local representative(s) any officials(s)department whom may call you or email concerning the check draft worth sum of US$1.2M,Contact UTC Courier Security Service as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date of the cheque.

Note:I have paid for the delivering Charges,The only money you will send to the UTC Courier/Security Service to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is($98)only being their Safety Security Keeping of the Draft. Again, Do not be deceive by anybody to pay any other money except $98.00,I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the UTC Courier Service now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow. Meanwhile the deposit certificate of this draft will be sent to you as soon as you contact them and the delivery done within the next 48 hours of contacting them..

Please,contact them immediately:

E-mail:(utccourier010@sify.com)
Phone: +229-93899815
Contact person: Rev George Uka
Registration Reference No of the Package; UTC/xxx/100
Code Number:xxxKP/229B

You are to forward to him, the following
1.YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
3. YOUR IDENTITY
4. YOUR OCCUPATION
5. YOUR AGE

This is to be sure they are sending your bank draft to the right person. Do inform me as soon as you receive your bank draft.
Regards,

Dr Ken Hills
06 BP 1553 JERICOH
COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN

CDfm · 12-09-2009 10:14AM

colrows real name is Fumi and he posts from an internet cafe in Nigeria

James T Kirk · 12-09-2009 11:22AM

CDfm is a fukking blagger! 'E's a wrong 'un. No mistake, my son.

Darksaga87 · 12-09-2009 05:47PM

Wont look at me during.

hurleronditch · 12-09-2009 05:59PM

Darksaga ate their own dingleberries

CDfm · 12-09-2009 10:02PM

hurleronditch is a bitter disgruntled hermaphrodite camogie player from Galway

RHunce · 13-09-2009 12:05AM

there is a trial going on at the mo to decide whether cdfm should be allowed to run for south africa

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:23AM

RHunce, who is on the high council that will decide whether cdfm shall become supreme ruler of South Africa, is actually a usurper who plans to assassinate the council and the potential new leader cdfm and claim the throne for himself.

CDfm · 13-09-2009 04:08AM

MultiUmm is a Hare Krishna with multiple personalities

colrow · 13-09-2009 08:47AM

CDfm stands for Cadburys Dairy fcuking milk, allways playing with his chocolate log's is our cd

CDfm · 13-09-2009 09:24AM

colrow has moobs that lactate. He markets his own brand of breast milk to mothers in the kerry area and is known as the Milk Man.

colrow · 13-09-2009 09:47AM

cdfm got arrested and charged under the trade descriptions act, he was waggling his porker about, asking wimminz if they would like a stick of rock, word was it was just too floppy

niceirishfella · 13-09-2009 10:17AM

colrow is off today to do some trainspotting. It's a cover really for being a peeping tom as he follows women in public toilets to spy on them.

colrow · 13-09-2009 10:58AM

nif holds a master class in making holes in changing room walls

Agent Smith · 13-09-2009 11:00AM

colrow can suck the chrome off a tralier hutch!

colrow · 13-09-2009 11:02AM

Pervert jailed for looking up women's skirts on Tube
Agent Smith, was sentenced to 12 months for using a compact mirror to look up the skirts of women on the London Underground

Agent Smith, used a compact mirror to look up women's skirts on the Tube
A SERIAL pervert who used a compact mirror to look up women’s skirts on the Tube has been jailed.

Agent Smith, was convicted of one count of indecency and sentenced to 12 months in prison.

Southwark Crown Court heard that he hid his palm-sized spying device in a newspaper as he stood at the bottom of a Tube station escalator to select victims.

He was spotted by a concerned commuter, reported to Leicester Square station staff and detained until police arrived.

When officers checked his background they found he had been freed from jail just five weeks earlier after serving six months for a similar offence at another underground station.

Agent Smith, whose criminal career stretches back more than four decades, admitted one count of indecency while on licence last month.

Sentencing, Judge Christopher Hardy said while in prison he should "think long and hard" about his future.

"Your Honour, I won't buy any more mirrors and I will always travel on the bus in future"
The defendant interrupted to promise: "Your Honour, I won't buy any more mirrors and I will always travel on the bus in future."

The judge continued: "If you offend like this again you will almost certainly go back to jail. You must get a grip on yourself."

Mervyn Burton, prosecuting, told the court Agent Smith, of Wilton Square, Islington, north London, first fell foul of the law in 1965 with various "crimes of dishonesty".

He committed his first sex offence - an indecent assault - 17 years ago.

He has also been convicted of indecent exposure, outraging public decency and a string of disorderly behaviour offences.

The barrister explained that clearly undeterred by his most recent prison sentence the defendant had armed himself with the mirror and carefully positioned himself at the bottom of the escalator.

"He was seen looking up the skirts of women. He had concealed the mirror in a newspaper."

CDfm · 13-09-2009 11:18AM

colrow has the world record for the worlds longest penis and is the star of the porn movie the Big Bang. His catch phrase is "thats not a truncheon in mypocket and i am pleased to see you".

CDfm · 15-09-2009 10:21AM

colrow has turned over a new leaf and decided to tell the truth from now on.

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