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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is SO THICK that he thinks NAMA is a new exotic fruit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella believes passion fruit is Viagra au Naturel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm had dinner once with Hannibal Lecter- he's sorry now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker is Hannibal Lechter or whats left of him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDfm drives a hiace.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,117 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    will be first up against the wall when the revolution happens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Capt'n Midnight uses a ZX Spectrum as a scraper\de-icer for the car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    ..and a Vic-20 as a wheel block.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭iguy


    Amalgam is an arse.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    iguy was known for years as Jenny before the wonders of modern science revealed that the piece of flesh between her legs was called a penis. A very small penis.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm keeps on turning up at the emergency department, with his todger caught in his zip, he allways picks the night the male nurse is on duty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Colrow calls his todger "My Fair lady"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    cathysworld calls her fanny, 'Fair City'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam calls his ass Heuston Station


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm is beside me, scraping the bottom of the barrel that is this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Lol Amalgam - we cant quit yet

    + Amalgam watched the US Open tennis and heard that grunting gives a player the advantage so he now grunts playing patience and claims it improves his game.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm likes to knead dough, it gives him the horn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker likes to knead the horn, it gives him the dough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is going to work in NAMA, bailing out wanker bankers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF will warm up the act with a little strip-tease,making way for easy "collection"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭Reesy


    staker knows this from happy experience


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Reesy is to be the first President of the Natrional Agency for Masturbation Assistence or NAMA for short. He believes his sperm bank will be a good bank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm went to the seaside yesterday, dressed in his fav little sailor outfit, and got shagged rotten by a priest in a frock


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has had to make so harsh cuts owing to the recession. so instead of splashing on Eau De Toillete he washes in the toilet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm has underlying reasons for pertaining to Colrow's hygienic standards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    the reg number of stakers car is 01 KY JELLY


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    lol

    CDfm is a tout for the KerrY tourist board, only got the job after smearing said jelly repeatedly on Funghi's you know what with no lifejacket on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker has a very important job at Kerry Tourism. He is the guy who dresses up in the Funghi suit to entertain the tourists.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    CDfm is half dolphin.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm hasn't just alluded to rubbing my john thomas with KY jelly


    get out ya durrty biaaatch!!:eek:


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