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colrow · 07-09-2009 10:11AM

cdfm I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

niceirishfella · 07-09-2009 10:13AM

colrow is an undercover hitman who works for the libyian government in secret.

colrow · 07-09-2009 11:01AM

nif should be worried about that red dot on his nose

Amalgam · 07-09-2009 11:08AM

On a full moon, colrow waters the plants with strawberry flavoured Yop.

niceirishfella · 07-09-2009 11:11AM

wears his underpants on his head whilst making love to his rubber doll.

Amalgam · 07-09-2009 11:13AM

niceirishfella feeds beer sticks in through his nose.

colrow · 07-09-2009 11:53AM

amalgan sucks the juice out of dead beetles

CDfm · 07-09-2009 08:45PM

Colrow is a Druid and the founder of the Order of Colrow of the full Moonie. Today is their annual festival La na Arseanna Gruigeach where they celebrate with a hairy arse competition by the full moon on top of Carauntoohill -which Colrow always wins.

lucky-colm · 07-09-2009 09:39PM

cdfm sucks lemons while watching porn late at night and wearing womens knickers on his head while dancing to the tune of the late late show in two left wellingtons

CDfm · 07-09-2009 11:09PM

Lucky-Colm is a well know athlete in his native county.He got his name from hurdling training over barb wire fences. Lucky-Colm.

Brian Capture · 07-09-2009 11:11PM

CDfm shat through a sieve at Electric Picnic this year.

He also wears shorts when out clubbing as "it's easier to screw the girls"

Jackovarian · 07-09-2009 11:13PM

Brian-Capture likes to dress up as Barney then get obliterated drunk and abuse his ex's via phone.

CDfm · 07-09-2009 11:13PM

Brian is a silly name for a girl but when she was born she looked Brian the Snail in the Magic Roundabout.

Amalgam · 08-09-2009 12:22AM

CDfm runs a Perfume shop and gives away dodgy stock as presents. Tweed and Denim for anyone and everyone.

CDfm · 08-09-2009 06:40AM

Amalgam's favorite T-Shirt reads " I am the result of unprotected sex"

Amalgam · 08-09-2009 06:43AM

CDfm's favorite T-Shirt reads " I am the result of test tube research"

colrow · 08-09-2009 06:48AM

Glammam is Gary Glitters mum, and she's still breast feeding him

Amalgam · 08-09-2009 06:53AM

colrow's favourite body part is the frenulum.

CDfm · 08-09-2009 07:04AM

Amalgam has the world record for most piercings on his penis. He also sets off alarms exiting shops and also holds the record for most body searches in the one day.

Jesus Wept · 08-09-2009 07:09AM

CDfm is named after a pirate radio station that he broadcasts from his shower which focuses purely on the discussion of amputee pornography.

CDfm · 08-09-2009 07:18AM

The Riggers bum is so spotty that the local observatory use it to chart stars

niceirishfella · 08-09-2009 09:47AM

has boobies.

colrow · 08-09-2009 10:06AM

nif is the author of these spams

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cathysworld · 08-09-2009 10:17AM

Colrow is in love wit a niceAfricanfella

CDfm · 08-09-2009 10:21AM

colrow goes into lingerie shops that have free bra fitting service and asks for a fitting.

niceirishfella · 08-09-2009 10:31AM

CDfm peeps at people undressing in changing rooms in large dept stores.

CDfm · 08-09-2009 10:31AM

cathysworld goes to toyshops and rearranges the Barbie and Ken displays into Ken and Barbie dogging. She has been banned from Smyths toystore for this.

CDfm · 08-09-2009 10:34AM

niceirishfelon doesn't wear underwear and leaves the curtains open in changing rooms when he tries on jeans

RHunce · 08-09-2009 06:49PM

CDfm leaves his curlies in the shower and doesnt wash them down

CDfm · 08-09-2009 06:52PM

RHunce takes beginers Irish dancing lessons with 5 year old girls.

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