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Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

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  • #572
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Because every Christmas should be a Curried Christmas...



    Mmmm. Turkey Curry.
    Turkey curry is amazing.


  • #573
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Except for when you've been eating variations of turkey for two weeks after Christmas day. Turkey curry. Turkey sandwiches. Turkey stir fry. BBQ turkey. Turkey tagine. Turkey fried turkey.


  • #574
    Reillyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭Reillyman


    Just found out how to turn on signatures, and my god, fajita's photography is unreal!:eek:


  • #575
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I don't like turkey. I've been forced to eat this bland meat every christmas (and for the weeks after). When we go to visit friends inevitable I'll hear "You had goose for dinner, gahhh here you need to eat TURKEY instead" and I get handed a slice of dry turkey meat on a slice of white. Hell on Earth.
    This year I plan to have a roast rack of lamb...sadly plan is as far as I'll get as we have family coming over to stay and I'll be told in no uncertin fashion the only turkey will fit the bill.
    (Shakes fist at Familys For Christmas) Grrrrrr

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #576
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Except for when you've been eating variations of turkey for two weeks after Christmas day. Turkey curry. Turkey sandwiches. Turkey stir fry. BBQ turkey. Turkey tagine. Turkey fried turkey.
    NEVER buy a turkey that has that much left overs. But we all have to learn the hard way! :p
    Reillyman wrote: »
    Just found out how to turn on signatures, and my god, fajita's photography is unreal!:eek:
    It's seriously amazing isn't it? I have a look everyday now!! really great stuff!


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  • #577
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I don't like turkey. I've been forced to eat this bland meat every christmas (and for the weeks after). When we go to visit friends inevitable I'll hear "You had goose for dinner, gahhh here you need to eat TURKEY instead" and I get handed a slice of dry turkey meat on a slice of white. Hell on Earth.
    This year I plan to have a roast rack of lamb...sadly plan is as far as I'll get as we have family coming over to stay and I'll be told in no uncertin fashion the only turkey will fit the bill.
    (Shakes fist at Familys For Christmas) Grrrrrr

    Indeed. I've hated turkey for 29 years. I'll be in Australia this time and there'll be two of us, my girlfriend's a chef and the chances of having turkey will probably be... 50/50 :(


  • #578
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I went to Australia one christmas and I thought I'd finally have a christmas free of turkey. I mean who the hell is going to do a full traditional roast christmas dinner in the middle of the Australian summer? My fookin sister thats who! The mad bint decided to honour us all with a family christmas just like the ones we'd have as kids. Arraghhhhhhhh:eek:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #579
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    i despise turkey, tis bland, i do love stuffing though and a nice piece of smoked ham. nom nom nom


  • #580
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Willennium wrote: »
    i despise turkey, tis bland, i do love stuffing though and a nice piece of smoked ham. nom nom nom
    Willennium.

    :D

    Bwahahahahahahahahhaahah
    ahalolhhahalololhahohoho!!one!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #581
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    That was SO yesterday OG :p


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  • #582
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Chefs are modern day Pirates, they stay out late, they get the best food, they get the best drink, they get the best wimmins, they get the best drugs, they play with fire, they have scars and they have knives...at least thats what Anthony Bourdain says.


    I lived in newquay for 6 months i saw my fair share of the best drugs, best food, but theres a problem with that dinosaurs theory he cooks Haute....

    Is'nt that what dinosaurs cook :confused:
    :pac:



    Oh and some interesting women :D
    Mystik Monkey wrote: »
    who are we to doubt him OG. Bourdain is a bit of legend. Think we could get him in for a Q&A on the forum


    He is in deed but his OLD SCHOOL cooking is just plain boring...
    but I'm a fish chef apparently this means I'm boring uninteresting and not very cool :pac:


  • #583
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Willennium wrote: »
    That was SO yesterday OG :p
    It still haz the funnies today though. Bwahahahahahahahaha :D
    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    He is in deed but his OLD SCHOOL cooking is just plain boring...

    I never rated him as a chef but he does write a very entertaining story. Perhaps I'll suggest Kitchen Confidential for the Book Club reading list.

    So who is New School then? Heston?
    The science geek in me is enthralled by Heston and his de-construction and re-construction of classic dishes. Anyone who has a kitchen full of test tubes, bunsen burners, Florence and Erlenmeyer flasks and has an Aspergers level of attention to detail is stunningly good entertainment.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #584
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    even now? Wonder if people are reading my posts with will smith's voice? that'd be funny


  • #585
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    No, not reading them in poor ol' Will Smiths voice, I just think it's hilariously well done, right down to the sig and tagline.

    I would love to photoshop on your hair onto this; avatar47003_4.gif


  • #586
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    i changed my sig and location to add more lulz :)


  • #587
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    willenium.jpg


    Edit; Images don't show up in here :-/

    I won't ruin the surprise - Clicky the linkeh! It's SFW.


  • #588
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Fanjitas, brilliant


  • #589
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »

    So who is New School then? Heston?
    The science geek in me is enthralled by Heston and his de-construction and re-construction of classic dishes. Anyone who has a kitchen full of test tubes, bunsen burners, Florence and Erlenmeyer flasks and has an Aspergers level of attention to detail is stunningly good entertainment.

    To be honest I think Heston Is Ott great Ideas but f**kin hell he really makes things complicated... I don't think there is one, as such. There's a lot of good chefs out their but collectively. I wouldnt say its new school best "celeb chef" would be the hairy bikers :D there funny. They cook everything and anything..

    There's that uzi food photographer his foods quiet freash and almost clinical. I would say :)


  • #590
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Afternoon gentlemen. :D I just drank some sour milk. Not good, not good at all. I really cannot wait for 4pm to come along!


  • #591
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Afternoon gentlemen. :D I just drank some sour milk. Not good, not good at all. I really cannot wait for 4pm to come along!

    Was it lumpy mulchy stuff or just normal sour

    I once drank sour milk that had separated :eek: so i was drinking this clear liquid
    then that horrible chease like stuff ran into my mouth :( *shudders*


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  • #592
    Homicidal_jesus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Homicidal_jesus


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Was it lumpy mulchy stuff or just normal sour

    I once drank sour milk that had separated :eek: so i was drinking this clear liquid
    then that horrible chease like stuff ran into my mouth :( *shudders*

    that sounds appetising to the max:D


  • #593
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    what like pepsi max ?


  • #594
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Was it lumpy mulchy stuff or just normal sour

    I once drank sour milk that had separated :eek: so i was drinking this clear liquid
    then that horrible chease like stuff ran into my mouth :( *shudders*
    It was normal sour. oh god it was awful! :(


  • #595
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    did you vomit yet?


  • #596
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Mystik Monkey wrote: »
    did you vomit yet?

    I'm not talking to you.

    Hmmmppphhh


  • #597
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ChewChew wrote: »
    It was normal sour. oh god it was awful! :(


    sissy :rolleyes:...

    sour milk is what puts hairs on your chest.... !!!

    I just rented the new wolfenstein game on the xbox its a bit poor well so far and a bit easy :/


  • #598
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    sissy :rolleyes:...

    sour milk is what puts hairs on your chest.... !!!

    I just rented the new wolfenstein game on the xbox its a bit poor well so far and a bit easy :/

    Is it weird that I lolled at that and am now picturing what my chest would look like with hair? :eek: :eek:


  • #599
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    My income doesn't match up my social status and extravagant lifestyle. I refuse to lower my standards therefore I need to earn extra income...or resort to crime. I may have to write a novel. Or :eek: combine the two and write crime novels.

    The Return of the Hard Boiled Dectective Story.
    A story of gritty realism and Noir passions, molls and dolls, gats and gangsters...
    The clock ticked it's inevitable tick and Bradly Snedgemire hunched his broad shoulders against the cold driving rain knowing that he may be watching the appartment for hours yet. Of all the rain soaked alleys in all the world he had to choose this one...


    Oh dear, I'm broke AND bored now.:(

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #600
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Is it weird that I lolled at that and am now picturing what my chest would look like with hair? :eek: :eek:

    its one of those things all humans get :cool: being manly and cave man like :cool:


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  • #601
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Is it weird that I lolled at that and am now picturing what my chest would look like with hair? :eek: :eek:

    Are you calling me weird for picturing yo... ahhh you know where this is going don't ya. ;)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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